Stop Fighting! I Can't Handle the Baby
Anymore! (Mpreg)
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Copyright © 2026 by [Hellspawned]
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First Edition, 2026
Content Warning
This novel contains explicit sexual content between consenting adults, including male pregnancy within an Omegaverse setting.
There are scenes involving erotic situations, strong sexual tension, and intimate descriptions that may not be suitable for readers under 18 years of age.
The story also includes themes of unexpected pregnancy, family conflict, social pressure, emotional immaturity, and satire of wealth, status, and generational expectations.
While written in a comedic and exaggerated tone, certain scenes may involve crude language, heated arguments, and morally questionable decisions made by flawed characters.
This work is intended for mature readers only.
If you are uncomfortable with explicit content, mpreg themes, power dynamics, or irreverent humor toward family and social structures, please proceed with caution.
All characters depicted in sexual situations are adults.
Reader discretion is advised.
Preface
If you're looking for a pure and wholesome love story, you might want to close this book now.
Because this story begins with sex, escalates into an unexpected pregnancy, and turns into a full-scale corporate war between two wealthy families.
Dee and Man are the only heirs of two powerful households. One grew up among gas stations and fuel empires. The other was raised in the world of real estate and expanding property portfolios. They both grew up surrounded by money, but not necessarily surrounded by warmth.
One night.
One time.
One reckless mistake.
The result? A pregnancy.
In a world where men can get pregnant, the scandal isn't the pregnancy itself. The real scandal is which family gets to claim the grandchild.
Dowry negotiations turn into business mergers. Property deeds become newborn gifts. The baby isn't even born yet, and already there are silent battles over inheritance, legacy, and control.
Two heirs who never wanted to work suddenly insist on raising a child themselves. They don't want to inherit empires. They want to inherit warmth.
This isn't a beautifully polished love story. It's chaos, hormones, pheromones, ego, and far too much money.
There is lust.
There is jealousy.
There is whining.
There is stubbornness that only rich people can afford.
This is an erotic comedy that doesn't just sell heat. It pokes fun at a society that measures human worth by assets and expansion plans, while a tiny heartbeat is about to arrive and quietly rearrange everyone's priorities.
If you're ready to laugh, to blush, and to watch wealthy adults completely lose their composure over a grandchild Turn the page.
The real chaos is only just beginning.
About the Author
Hello everyone,
My pen name is Hellspawned, and I'm from Thailand.
English is not my first language, and I'm still learning, so there may be imperfections in my writing. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
I truly love writing BL stories. I love chaotic relationships, emotional characters, messy families, and love that grows in unexpected ways. Writing makes me happy, and I hope that happiness reaches you through my stories.
Even if my English isn't perfect, my feelings are real.
I sincerely hope you enjoy reading this novel as much as I enjoyed creating it.
Thank you for giving my story a chance.
— Hellspawned