In the void, there was an empty crimson chair with golden arm rests and accents on the borders in the center.
Aster walked over to the chair with a white popped collar, ankle-length coat with a white long draping cloak, a gray shirt with a yellow tie, black pants and the usual gaiter-style boots with white sleeve and black fabric under.
He sat down, leaving the Divine-Destroying Sword right next to him as he crossed his legs while his long flowing white hair flowed through the void as his yellow eyes shined.
"Ah... the readers, watchers and so on. How'd you like the final chapter? Alright? Expected much really, the author rushed it. Though! The story will be rewritten!"
He shouted in excitement as he sat there with his arms on the arm rest.
"Anyways, if you're wondering what the true extent of my abilities and the entire cosmology, I can finally consider that it's a very complexed, metaphysically trans-cending and layered fiction! That's right. Every layer of the novel is practically just fictional."
He says with a bright smile. He rests his chin on his hand as Aster sat there calmly.
"It's kind of like, to me personally, I see it as a fictional object. For example, everything in the universe is just a concept to Zerathis while Azathoth finds everything as a dream. To be fair, I could've won the fight one-on-one against Zerathis quite easily if Azathoth hadn't demolish my entire back up plans!"
Aster rolled his glowing yellow eyes in disappointment as he stares at the readers.
"Like, as a nigh-omniscient god, don't you readers think that it's kind of unfair that I have to go against two living nightmare fuel piece of shits just for my plans to be removed by a damn dreamer who says "no back up plans, just magic and destruction"?!"
He shouts in disappointment as he accusingly points at the readers while mocking Azathoth. Aster sighs deeply in disappointment and exhaustion.
"Like, alright, it's Azathoth, I get it, but Zerathis is also equally the same problem. "Oh, I'm the Calamity of All, I split myself into infinite souls and spread them out across existence" yeah, well I guess nothing makes sense. You can obviously say there's no common sense in the world. Here's the thing, I can literally send my brain into the far future that it could comprehend the entire fictional, infinite transcending narrative hierarchy!"
He was mind-blown on everything as Aster tries to process all the problems that had happened.
"I'm rambling on about my problems, alright let's move onto the next topic."
Aster sighs as he mutters each and every word.
"If we back up to chapter 30 when I reversed time and rebuilt the entire cosmology, there were some lovely and fun glitches. Well, when I did that, I didn't just bring back Yuki and everyone else, I practically AND accidentally brought back the evil, though made sure Yuki has no memories of the current stuff and made sure the evil aren't as evil and actually easy to deal with."
Aster had started ranting on about reversing time as he sat there and stretched out his arms.
"Look at the positives readers, Yuki has no memories and is living his normal life. He needed a break from getting of course killed every chapter. Anyways, let's answer the questions I came up with myself because I know not one of your readers actually have questions for me!"
He said with a smile, but a slight tear in his eyes as he sulks like a child.
"Question 1: Do I have a love interest? Well me, I don't currently got a love interest, though I have SOME in mind, if you know what I mean!"
Aster answered his own question as he winks at the readers. He clears his throat as the high-collared rests against his neck.
"Next question! Question 2: Since I'm the First God, am I technically the first LIVING god or? like what is this about? Also, why do you look so incredibly, and I mean drop dead feminine? Well me! Another good question! Well it's because... that's how I naturally look, and yeah, I'm technically the first living and existing god. P.S. Adam and Eve aren't included!"
Aster answered his own questions with confidence, though whispered that last sentence.
"Alright, two more questions left by me, because nobody gives a shit. Question 3: What makes Yuki metaphysical? Is it because he's a Nephilim? Like what makes him be granted a metaphysical existence? Good question me! Let's just say that metaphysical beings are known to be... hard to find and to be one is hard enough. Yuki is a special case because of his family, so he's already had some of the requirements naturally done after birth."
He explains about the plot holes of Yuki being a metaphysical being as he sat there.
"Last and final question, which has two different parts! Question 4: Due to achieving Nirvana and Omnipotence, couldn't I have erased Zerathis and Azathoth permanently from the narrative? Also, will you keep living on even after the novel ends and will you still travel to other fictions? Well, problem is.., I can't. I can't permanently kill them both, I only told Yuki the temporary way to kill Zerathis, technically, permanently killing both of them even for me is extremely difficult and for that second part, yes I'll keep on living and I'm going to be traveling to other fictions!"
He smiles with confidence as he shouts in happiness like he got what he wanted as a child.
"Honestly, since the author had already finished up chapter 30 which concludes the entire novel, I can roam freely still. Besides he'll rewrite it on a Google Doc or something. So who knows really on where I'll be. I'll pop up somewhere in other fictions, thinking on visiting the SCP Foundation's part of fiction. Anyways, just keep an eye out for a drop dead gorgeous and loving deity. Those who wants to write a novel, jsut please give your characters a break and don't make your antagonists like OP as hell. I'll see you all later my beautiful-looking readers!"
He waves as he stands up and disappears completely.
Though, he came back suddenly.
"Also! I forgot to mention, I really do like Yuki and Kris, they're both attractive in their own ways and probably grabbed my soul. Figuratively, anyways that's it, goodbye!"
He exclaims in happiness as he disappears again.
The End.