[Author's Note: Thank you for checking this fic out. I'd like to point out a few things before you start reading, just to save you some time. This fic is a crossover of different verses such as Marvel, DC, The Boys, and many others. It is a satire fanfiction meant to expose the other side of superheroes. The main character is also a degenerate and doesn't possess destructive powers, though his ability is somewhat overpowered. He simply uses his meat to build an army of female superheroes and villains.]
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"I wish I had a superpower!" I said, nudging my friend Marcos in the ribs.
"Haha, me too! But I'd hate being a superhero. The life of a superhero sucks. I'd rather have an ability or knowledge that resonates with my passion, just like Mister Terrific," Marcos replied, grinning from ear to ear. He had long blond hair with a weird bang almost covering his face and a pair of glasses perched on his nose. He was a real nerd.
Hearing his words, I frowned, disappointed by his reply.
"You fucking nerd, don't tell me you still want to mess around with computers and tech," I said, shaking my head with my arms folded as we walked down the street.
"Leo, that's my passion, what I truly want to do. It's pointless going to college when I can showcase my skills and get hired by a huge company instead of wasting years there. What about you, Leo?" Marcos asked, enthusiasm clear in his voice.
"Me? Well…" I looked up at the sky. "I don't really know, Marcos. Maybe get a job at McDonald's or something. Unlike you, I don't have any exceptional talent. During my free time, I'd probably become a writer or something. That's all I can think of right now. I've got no parents backing me up, man," I said with a sigh as Marcos adjusted his glasses.
"Damn, flipping burgers with a McDonald's cap right after graduating high school is some crazy shit, haha," Marcos laughed, but his expression soon turned serious. "Either way, you shouldn't think less of yourself, Leo. You're good in your own way. Since you read a lot of manga and novels and watch a ton of anime, I think you should chase writing since you clearly have a passion for it. All you need is a spark and confidence, you'll make it," Marcos said, patting my shoulder.
"Thanks, buddy."
"By the way, do you have plans for the future? Like… are you finally going to confess to Emilia?" Marcos asked, a smile spreading across his face.
"Man, I really don't know. I'm nervous, and I don't think I'll ever find the courage to ask her out. What if she kicks me out?" I said quietly, letting out another sigh.
"I doubt that, Leo. You said Emilia doesn't have a boyfriend, right? She's a young woman who took in a guy like you. Don't you think she likes you and is just waiting for you to get a job and take things seriously? Just a few months ago, you were literally living in an orphanage and got kicked out after turning eighteen, until you met Emilia, who took you in without even knowing you."
"Leo, I'm going to be honest with you as your best friend. We're not kids anymore. You need to throw away those childish dreams of building a harem. That's probably from watching too much anime and being a deep fan of that loser superhero, Deadpool. I remember you even spent all your savings to buy a ticket to his scam event. Be a man and ask Emilia out," Marcos said sternly, making me sigh.
If only he understood. I do have a crush on Emilia, but I can't just throw my dreams out the window. Still… maybe it's time I did.
My name is Leo Shaman. I'm an orphan whose parents abandoned him when I was little. After turning eighteen, I was kicked out and met Emilia that very night, a twenty-one-year-old woman who took me in. I've been living with her ever since. Today is finally my last day of high school after years of struggling to get decent grades.
Excitement filled the air as everyone happily headed back to their respective homes. Since our house wasn't far from the school, Marcos and I decided to walk instead.
Just as we were chatting, we suddenly heard the roar of a car engine and the screech of tires taking a sharp turn toward us.
*Skrrttttttttttttttttttt*
"Leo!" Marcos shouted, trying to pull me out of the way but it was already too late.
*BAM!*
That was the last thing I heard as a massive impact sent me flying through the air. The force was so strong that I blacked out instantly. But just before losing consciousness and hitting the ground, I saw a figure levitating above me, their cape fluttering in the wind.