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Chapter 20 - Bro, wtf are we doing in Percy Jackson? Part 2

(Somewhere)

Zalgo (Sonic Form): -Watching Apollo fall into the garbage dump-

Tripwire: Bro is gonna need tremendous character development.

Zalgo: no shit really?

. . .

It is said that Japan is still a 400-kilometer hole with a hedgehog stuck in the ground

(Underworld)

Sink: -Playing SA2 under the River Cocytus with L Is Real-

Satanos: Diablo, the fuck are you doing?

Diablo: -Drinking the River Phlegethon like if there wasn't a tomorrow-

Coolrash: Dude this thing taste AWESOME

Xer0phane: -Sinking Hyperion in the River Lethe- Speak for yourself, this thing is perfect for torture, making them forget the pain and repeat >:D

Sink: -Bubbles-

Diablo: Dunno, he just said something of playing cards with Tartar

(Original Rome)

MX: i though you said there was a strange woman with wings here

Scorched: yeah, but i don't see her

OMT: oh wait, she had gold wings?

Scorched: what did you do tis time?

OMT: I already eat her

MX: fucking starved

(Circe Island)

Starved: Well, that women surely was a bitch, but at least she let us a lot of food

Furnance was cooking some animals they found in the island

Omega: weren't those men turned in animals?

Starved: But I didn't think much of it

(The Labyrinth)

Apollyon was sitting with GB in some weird part of the Maze

Apollyon: Soooooooooooo, when is Fatal going to get us out of here?

GB: Probably when he figures out where the hell we are

Apollyon: I don't understand this place, one minute we're in Iran, then in Argentina, and then we end up in the middle of a besieged camp

GB: Mythology shit, ya know

PUM!

A Dracaena was pulverized against a wall

Wechidna (True form): ugh, women

Sarah: -on the surface - I HEARD YOU!

Apollyon: How did you end up here?

Wechidna: dunno, i was hunting some weird archer girls an the floor suck me in

GB: that remembers me, wasnt a strange casino where we were dragged?

Apollyon: If you're referring to the one where those two tragic children were for who knows how many years, yes

Wechidna: why i smell smo-?

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

(Athens)

IHY: -eating popcorn-

Requital: what the fuck is going on here?

Xeno: EYX wanted to do an All Against One with a bunch of weird guys with 100 faces and 100 arms

IHY: OH THAT'S GONNA HURT!

Xeno: Hey where did you leave Hog?

Requital: I left him with a woman named Sally Jackson; she was strangely calm

EYX: -shouts from below- WELL, IF YOU SHOOT A MONSTER WITH A SHOTGUN, I DOUBT A MINIATURE HEDGEHOG AND A YELLOW FOX WITH SCYTHES IS WEIRD!

(Percy Home)

Majin: -speaking through ultra-complicated interdimensional connection--Yes, Hog already fall asleep, no X, you cant make Kito spread your name through the world, I SAID NO- that motherfucker hang me up

Turmoil: MAJIN COME HERE THIS FUCKINFG 7 SEVEN LAYERSSAUCE IS AWESOME!

Majin: TURMOIL YOU CANT EAT KARPOI HEADS HERE!

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