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Chapter 12 - "Ha! A Dirty Trick!"

Seeing Mario's summoning process, Cecily, the little girl, raised an eyebrow while mumbling. 

"That's a talgeted summon with an even more specific offewing." 

But what kind of beast would like pork and a piece of white bone? 

Both Cecily and Castra stared at the two figures that slowly formed the figure of two familiar beasts. 

The first beast made of flame had four legs, a pair of tusks, and a body as big as a cow. 

The second beast was made of the same fiery red-orange flame. 

It also had four sturdy legs, a long snout and a pair of triangle-shaped ears. 

"Ggrrrrrr…" The beast opened its mouth and growled, revealing its row of sharp teeth. 

One is a boar and the other is a wolf. 

Cecily saw the two fire beasts glowing with a blue light and she couldn't help but frown. 

"Two D-wank beast spiwits." 

It was rare for D-rank summoners to actually summon two D-rank spirits successfully at the same time. 

This summoner...he's skilled! 

Even more skilled was Castra's timely gut feeling. 

BEEP. [Passive Skill Gut Feeling is triggered.] 

[Gut feeling: Two D-rank spirits? Ahhh, it's over. Let's just eat some barbecue and die with a bang!]

Bang your a*s. 

Ignoring the chattering of his gut feeling and the churn in his belly, Castra squinted his eyes and clicked his tongue. 

Damn. Mario is indeed cunning. 

With three fire element spirits in one party, aside from the regional buff, they would also have an "Elemental Link buff", further increasing their destructive power! 

How could he fight against such a perfect trio all on his own? 

"Gulp." Castra swallowed his saliva while peeking at the Garfin, who was staring at the fire wolf. 

"That, your majesty, can you help me deal with that stinky dog?" 

Although Garfin's size was small, maybe he could help a little? It's okay even if he didn't use his ultimate skill! 

Garfin wagged his tail and snorted at Castra's cautious tone. 

"Humph. You're lucky, peasant. This king is in the mood to play with those animals, meow— but you owe this king a whole-body massage!" 

Hmph. He just wanted to play. It's definitely not because he wants to help! 

"Okay, okay, thank you, your majesty!" 

Castra thanked the grumpy cat king with a smile before he looked at Cecily, who was hugging the furball spirit tightly. 

"That...what is your natal spirit's specialty, dear customer?" 

Cecily immediately puffed her chest and spoke with a hint of pride in her voice. 

"She's a wood element spiwit, a healel!" 

Ah. Another spirit who got a debuff. 

But hey, it's a healer! 

Maybe they could win against Mario's henchmen? 

Before Castra could prepare more, the commentator had already shouted, 

—"Okay, the two sides, please get ready!" 

Mario, who was checking his summon spirits' skills, immediately closed the Spirit World's interface, his eyes locked onto the grim-faced Castra. 

Heh. This time, you're finished! 

The commentator's voice continued to echo throughout the arena. 

"Ready, set…" 

"Go!" 

In that split second, the two summoners simultaneously made their moves! 

[The two of you, attack that girl over there!] Mario shouted at the two fire beasts with telepathy. 

[Poop Shovelel! Use Laxative Skill on Malio!] 

Cecily gave Castra a command and Castra's body moved on its own. 

At the same time, the two beasts immediately lunged towards Cecily with flaming saliva dripping to the ground. 

"Oink! Oink!" 

"Grrrrr!!!!"

Castra stood in front of Cecily, blocking her tiny body as he made a finger seal. 

"Laxative!" 

BEEP. [Laxative Skill is activated!] 

[Target: Mario, the summoner.] 

Lloyd instantly flew around in circles, getting right behind Mario! 

Before Mario could even see what kind of thing was flying behind him…

The sharp tip of the shovel had already pierced into his precious hole. 

…!! 

"AHHHH!!" 

Mario's face instantly burned red in shame and pain, but even worse…

Mario felt his stomach grumble, his inside twisting like crazy! 

"Ah!! Damn you…y-you fake spirit!" 

Mario clutched his stomach in agony even after the shovel had already left his rear. 

H-he felt something was about to come out of his rear! 

He immediately clenched his b*tt with all of his might. 

No! He can't humiliate himself here in front of so many audiences! 

The fire Archer, who couldn't react in time, finally snapped out of his shock and immediately circled his summoner with a pale face. 

[Master! Is your bu— rear okay?? Is it bleeding? What's with your stomach?? Did that spirit curse you??] 

Mario sweated like crazy and his face twisted horribly, but he still twitched his lips at his spirit's innocent guess. 

Haha. What curse? 

That's the guy's laxative skill!! 

A dirty trick! 

[Ar...chie...use your fire seed to suppress my "curse". He's just an F-rank spirit...the "curse" will soon disappear!]

Archie immediately flicked a finger-sized flame onto Mario's tummy to suppress the twisting pain while staring at Castra with a grim face. 

To be able to affect an opponent who is two ranks stronger...

What a formidable curse! 

Archie didn't know that if Mario wasn't two ranks stronger than Castra, he would have poured out all his insides— just like the gym rat bro. 

After all, a laxative could affect anyone— including a certain cat king. 

The only difference was the duration of everyone's suffering. 

While Archie and Mario were busy with the laxative skill, the two fire beasts had already arrived in front of Castra and Cecily. 

The moment the two beasts were only a few meters away, the fire wolf kicked the ground hard and suddenly disappeared with a flick of its flame! 

Castra subconsciously looked back at his summoner and spoke through telepathy, 

[Dear summoner! The fire wolf disappeared— ]

Castra saw Cecily's pupils suddenly dilated for no reason and she opened her mouth with a horrified face. 

[Poop shovelel!!! Dodge— ] 

A sharp tusk suddenly pierced towards Castra's abdomen. 

The attack was so fast that Castra only had time to summon his shovel and block the tusk with the shovel head. 

BANG! 

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