Eating a cone of Moonberry-flavoured ice-cream, Natsuki dejectedly sat down on the bench in front of the park, right where the busy parents dropped off their children before heading to work (well, I mean, a city of this magnitude obviously requires a shit-ton of people to provide services for those who work for the Bureau!). He still could not believe that despite everything he went through, despite being rammed through the fender of a MAN truck, despite being manhandled by a 3-foot robot, despite having such shitty luck...
He was denied the reincarnation that he was destined to have
And all because it was 'not his time yet'...
What bullshit was that!?
His so-called 'body' was already cremated by now, its ashes most likely thrown into a nearby river by his so-called 'mother', or possibly used as a make-up by his 'sisters' of his. Sighing in despair at the absolute shitstains for an ending, Natsuki found himself sucking the end of a wooden(?) stick, realising that he had finished the ice cream he had bought using the 'pity change' Fleura had given once she found out that they had royally fucked his life. Head hanging low, he dug into the pockets on the side of his pants, wringing out the large shimmering coin that he carried with him. As he gazed deeply at the ever-shifting hue of the coin, Natsuki couldn't help but be reminded of his dead father, who, despite being on the lankier side, always encouraged him to stand up for what was right, to always side with justice and truth...
But without strength, everything is pointless...
Remembering how his childhood friends and his family were cuckolded by those damn Ryuugasu men, Natsuki ground his teeth, to the point sparks could be seen flying from the impact zones. Oh how he wished that he could have gone back in time to beat the shit out of them, but knelt dejectedly at the fact that he couldn't return back home, not to mention the fact that the Ryyugasu family were heavily involved in both black and white fields of the business world. Going against them then would've fucked his life for good...
Huhhhh... what shitty luck...
Flipping the coin in the airforce more, Natsuki attempted to catch it like he always did, but this time, for some very odd reason, the coin, by all miracles, suddenly decided to clip itself on top of a random drone that was 50 m away from it, resulting it being yeeted all the way across the fountain, where an unlucky fish(?) that attempted to swallow it got turned into sushi (yay, free dinner!– Catatois the second, leader of the 2nd Company of Backyardia) by another passing drone, before being bounced from the top of the head of an unfortunate slime, sending it down tne throat of a 3m tall cyclops, before being hurled into a dark alleyway.
Witnessing the ridiculous chain of events, Natsuki couldn't help but take a glance at his ice cream, wondering if it had been tainted by any form of LSD, before running after the rampaging coin...