The Pervy Lord stepped closer.
"I will bestow upon you a power that will change everything."
His voice was steady. Confident. No hesitation.
"I'll be blunt with you. Not like these morons with their ulterior motives."
He gestured toward the other gods with clear disgust.
"I have seen your life. Your actions. Even your thoughts."
He paused, a grin forming on his face.
"And trust me, it was too entertaining. Too damn hilarious."
'He watched me? Everything?'
Every session. Every conquest. Every tissue sacrificed in the name of pleasure.
This god saw it all.
"Then a thought came to me," he continued, tapping his chin. "Why not call this gooner into my world?"
His eyes gleamed with excitement.
"Be a part of his body. Grant him powers that defile this world."
He spread his arms wide.
"Make him entertain me more. Make him do whatever I want. Let me see the spice he creates. See how much he goons."
'So that's his game.'
He wanted to control me. Use his kinks as my commands. Turn me into his personal entertainment channel broadcasting live degeneracy.
'Yeah, that's not happening, big guy.'
I'll take your power. I'll use your gifts. But I won't be anyone's puppet.
The Pervy Lord continued speaking.
"I have looked into your world's fiction. I know a lot about systems."
He raised a finger.
"How they are used to limit someone's power. How they control users through quests. And if they don't follow?"
He made a slashing motion across his throat.
"Punish them with penalties."
He smiled.
"So in short, I will grant you a system of mine. I cannot fully reside within you due to some godly restrictions."
He placed a hand on his chest.
"But a part of me will always be there. Always watching. Always witnessing the things you do. The women you lure."
His smile turned devilish.
And then it happened.
His cock began to rise.
Slowly at first. Then faster. Growing. Swelling. Ascending like a divine pillar reaching for the heavens.
It didn't stop until it matched his chest in height. Standing proud. Erect. Throbbing with anticipation.
It looked like he was taking an oath. Swearing on his sacred rod.
'This god is using his dick as a Bible.'
I had to respect the dedication.
But business first.
"So basically," I said, "you're just giving me a power up."
"Correct."
"Then what about the curse?" I crossed my arms. "How can I give you the best time of your immortal life if I can't even get hard?"
He laughed, pride radiating from his face.
"Don't worry about that. I already plotted everything. Even before your transmigration."
He raised a finger dramatically.
"I will not only remove the curse from you, but any woman you touch? Her curse will be lifted temporarily."
His grin widened.
"Isn't it perfect? Creates many possibilities. For both of us."
'Temporarily lifted through touch.'
'That means I'm the only key in this entire world.'
My mind was already racing. Calculating. Scheming.
But more importantly, I spotted an opportunity.
A pervert lost in his lusty fantasies is vulnerable. His guard drops. His judgment clouds. His dick does the thinking.
Time to squeeze more out of this horny bastard.
"Power up is okay," I said casually. "Curse lifting is okay too."
I paused.
"But isn't this the same thing they offered me?"
I pointed at the other gods. Specifically at the sealed goddess.
"I'm sure they would grant me anything I wanted too."
I looked directly at her.
"Isn't that right?"
Her lips were still sealed by the Pervy Lord's power. She couldn't speak. But her eyes were screaming. Desperate. Pleading.
She nodded frantically.
The Pervy Lord hissed.
"They're all lying. They don't possess this much power."
His voice turned sharp.
"And even if they do, there will be many repercussions for them."
One of the male gods stepped forward. Defiant. Brave. Stupid.
"We don't care about repercussions!"
His voice echoed through the void.
"If we must pay the price to save this world, we will gladly pay it! We will make sure your evil deeds won't corrupt this pure soul!"
'Pure soul?'
I almost burst out laughing.
'Motherfuckers, I have already made my decision.'
'Why would I work with you discount deities when I have the god of pervyness himself? The ultimate gooner? Ready to do whatever it takes to see me conquer?'
The Pervy Lord turned to me. His expression shifted. Earnest. Almost desperate.
"Tell me what you want more. I will give you anything."
His voice dropped.
"No refusal. No limit. Just say it."
The other gods started cursing him. Shouting obscenities. Protesting his interference.
But I ignored them.
"Your offer is good," I said slowly. "And I like you too."
Hope flickered in his divine eyes.
"But there's one thing I don't like."
The hope dimmed.
"The penalty and control part."
I met his gaze directly.
"I mean, why would I follow your orders? Doesn't that make me a slave? Someone living their life for another's entertainment?"
He frowned.
"But that's not how it works. I'm giving you a path of pleasure. The same pleasure we both desire."
His erect cock bobbed as he gestured passionately.
"The penalty is just to keep you from diverting. From losing yourself to power and forgetting the true path."
I shook my head.
"Doesn't change the fact that it's a penalty."
He hissed in frustration.
I had him on the hook. Time to reel him in.
"Your offer was good," I said with a theatrical sigh. "Your care for me is appreciated."
I turned slightly, as if preparing to walk away.
"But I guess I'll have to—"
"FINE!"
He cut me off before I could finish.
"I accept every one of your terms! Just don't disappoint me!"
"I will remove every penalty from the system."
He ran a hand through his hair, clearly agitated. His cock was still standing at attention, though.
"But I cannot remove the programming of the quests. They generate automatically based on circumstances."
He looked at me seriously.
"Your rewards will depend on you completing them. Failing won't have penalties anymore, but no rewards will be granted either."
He spread his hands.
"Is that okay with you?"
I smiled.
"I understand it well. And I'm fine with it."
His eyes lit up like a virgin seeing tits for the first time.
"So... will you accept me?"
The hope in his voice. The pleading in his eyes. The way his cock twitched with anticipation.
'This god is down astronomically bad.'
I stepped forward dramatically.
"Of course I accept."
I placed a hand on my chest.
"What do you think of me? Rejecting the one who has been waiting for me all this time? My greatest benefactor?"
I looked up at him with fake sincerity.
"I accept you as my god. My only god."
His face glowed. Literally. Divine light exploded from his joy. His cock pulsed with happiness.
"The void is crumbling," he said quickly. "I will explain the rest through the system. So let's make it short here."
Then his expression turned serious.
"One more thing."
He locked eyes with me.
"Your soul can reject my presence at any time. If that happens, every power will be stripped away. No system. No curse lifting. Everything gone."
He leaned closer.
"So make sure you never reject my part within your soul."
'Ah.'
'So that's why they were all requesting instead of forcing.'
'They needed consent. Genuine acceptance. A soul can reject what it doesn't truly want.'
I smiled.
"I will never do that."
And I meant it. Why would I reject the source of all my future power?
Now we were the only two smiling.
The rest of the gods stared in horror. Despair painted their divine faces. They tried to speak, to protest, to do something.
But it was too late.
CRACK.
The void collapsed.
My vision blurred.
I was back.
The same hallway. The same door. The same horror unfolding inside.
But something was different now.
I felt it.
Something massive was inside me. A huge power rapidly compressing. Suppressing. Making itself comfortable within my soul.
Then a blue screen flickered into existence.
│
│ ══════════════════════════════
│ [ CARNAL ASCENSION SYSTEM ]
│ ══════════════════════════════
│
│ [Welcome, Host, to the Carnal Ascension System.]
│
│ [This system is designed for the growth of the Host.]
│
'Or rather for the entertainment of a horny god.'
│
│ [This system will offer multiple rewards and items to the Host.]
│
│ [It will have multiple categories for the Host to benefit from.]
│
│ [System will assist the Host whenever certain circumstances occur.]
│
│ [Otherwise, System acts as a trade center for various goods.]
│
│ [The currency used is: Gooning Points (GP)]
│
'Gooning Points. Of course that's what it's called.'
│
│ ═══════════════════════════
│ [ GP ACQUISITION ]
│ ═══════════════════════════
│
│ [Gooning Points are earned through:]
│
│ ① Quest Completion
│ ② Point System (Actions)
│
│ ────────────────────────────
│ [ GP CHART ]
│ ────────────────────────────
│
│ ★ Fuck Anyone ───────── 25 GP
│ ★ Fuck a MILF ───────── 50 GP
│ ★ Fuck a GILF ──────────100 GP
│ ★ Hidden Acts ────────10-500 GP
│
│ ────────────────────────────
│
'GILFs give the most points? This god has very specific tastes.'
│
│ [System walkthrough complete.]
│
│ [To access the System, Host may speak or think "System."]
│
│ [Host's eyes will act as cursor.]
│ [Blinking confirms selection.]
│
Then another notification popped up.
DING!
│
│ ════════════════════════════
│ [ ★ WELCOME BONUS ★ ]
│ ════════════════════════════
│
│ [Congratulations on binding!]
│ [The following items have been granted:]
│
│ ────────────────────────────
│ ► Inspect Vision (x3)
│ ────────────────────────────
│ Allows Host to view the QUOR
│ capacity of any target in sight.
│
│ ● Limited to 3 uses only
│
│ ────────────────────────────
│ ► Humiliation Suit: Bitch (x1)
│ ────────────────────────────
│ A degrading canine-themed bondage
│ outfit designed for humiliation.
│
│ Includes:
│ ● Leather collar with leash
│ ● Floppy dog ear headband
│ ● Paw-shaped mittens
│ ● Insertable tail plug
│
│ Design: Strategic cutouts exposing
│ nipples, pussy, and asshole for
│ unrestricted access during use.
│
│ ○ Auto-adjusts to wearer's body
│ ○ Single use item
│
│ ────────────────────────────
│ ► Humiliation Suit: Sow (x1)
│ ────────────────────────────
│ A degrading swine-themed bondage
│ outfit designed for breeding.
│
│ Includes:
│ ● Pig snout mask
│ ● Pig ear headband
│ ● Curly insertable tail plug
│
│ Design: Strategic cutouts exposing
│ nipples, pussy, and asshole for
│ unrestricted breeding access.
│
│ ○ Auto-adjusts to wearer's body
│ ○ Single use item
│
│ ════════════════════════════
│
'These items...'
'The Pervy Lord really knows his audience.'
I could already imagine the uses. The scenarios. The sweet, sweet revenge waiting behind that door.
Those bitches would look absolutely wonderful in these outfits. Crawling on all fours. Oinking and barking for forgiveness.
I steadied my breathing.
'Let's see what else this thing has.'
I focused my thoughts.
'System.'
A sleek interface materialized before my eyes.
And my eyes went wide.