One day, yes one day I was sitting on my wooden school bench in Gyan Ganga school. A idea flashed throughout my mind:
what if I write on my friend's ass'?
I know that the consequences will be harder than my boner. I asked my Frien pulkit who was sitting beside me, on the same bench.
"hey, pulkit...?'
"Yes, I know that today you do not brought tiffin, what else?"
"I...need...I need your...ass to write..?"
"Aaye?"
"Yes"
"Ok, take it, take my ass."
what!? He agreed? I guess it's ass time!
After I finished writing on his ass, a black hole appeared, I jumped in it without question, and now I am the Lord Of The Asses!
I live on the sus nebula
I have a organisation named Plumber, which consist of my sons(classmates actually?)
My school is now a red light legendary area(spoiler for the next legend)
Tale-1
The goats of all goats, Bakraman!
Humans have no mind, so I decided to gave them some, on earth ofcourse
They made a line of many peoples, taking many brains from me(each brain cost 10 nunis form amazon)
A goat, who was grazing saw this line and decided to also have a mind
if no hair monkeys can have brain, why not us?
the goat also lined up in the line of humans, the line was so long, so he made an idea:
To pierce through people asses!
He pierced through every ass in sight and I noticed it(of course bro, I am omniscient)
I gave him a curse, that he will be half goat and half human in his next life.
He cried, begged for mercy, so I got an idea and packed his soul into a egg and gave it my 1% power(very dangerous)
I gave that egg to the Mother of Nation after 100 years, when Father of nation was in India.
I said to her, "this is a very tasty egg, do what you want."
When I go to my nebula, she throws the egg in ground and gets angry.
Hahahahaha
A laugh echoes
A person with half goat head and half human head appears
Hahaha biggest plot twist ever hahaha
He says,"mom, where is dad?"
She pointed to the father of nation
"WHAT? HE IS NOT MY FATHER!" he says and slap father of nation, father of nation stretched his other cheek out to get a slap of it also, it was one of his principles. But our goat was not there.
He sensed me, that's why gave him mine 1% power hahah greatest foreshadowing ever hahaha
He came to me, I abandoned him.
He came to me again, I abandoned him again.
This cycle continued for months, but I showed some mercy and gave him into a anathasharam.(Google it)
Then kripashankar adopted him.
The legend of Bakraman starts from here
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