It was a hot afternoon and normally I would've done something productive but today I just didn't feel like it.
If you're wondering my name is Damien,I live in a relatively rich and safe neighbourhood in Chicago.
I don't particularly like anyone except that one Latino teacher I had a crush on,but that was way back in grade 8. I was kicked out by my Uncle back in New Orleans because "Damien,you're not motivated enough you need to go out there and find yourself".
In all honesty fuck that dude he just wanted all the inheritance left behind by my deceased parents,fortunately I managed to get five million dollars out of the inheritance illegally but he won't mind, after all he has the remaining 42 million and and he'll be even less tempted to pursue the matter legally cause it'll backfire horribly considering I turn 18 next year and I'll be eligible to the remaining asset but I don't plan on actively pursuing the matter since the moment i hit 18 he'll lose the ability to access them since I'll beconsidered an adult then. So the plan is wait till I turn 18 get my inheritance and the rest follows .
If I'm being honest I'm eager to have the rest of the money . And if you think "Money can't buy happiness " well my answer to that is fuck you and poverty can't buy anything.
I'm on a jet to Japan as of the moment , over the past two years I've been very interested in anime and cosplay and I'm on my way to one of such fares for anime fans and cosplayers all the way in Tokyo. My favourite anime if I had to say would be Naruto,Bleach and Castlevania.
Naruto because it was my first anime ,Castlevania because of Alucard,bro's majestic af and rich too, the reason I like Bleach is because of the abilities.
Come on tell me Shunsui bankai moment wasn't epic ; it was phenomenal.
Oh shiit...
Guess I'm not destined to see the convention cause guess what my plane is crashing yeah you heard that I'm about to die and the ground is approaching fast .
You may be wondering "how are you not afraid rn?" The problem is fear is only possible when the object of fear can be removed or dealt with in my situation fear is really useless but weirdly enough I'm nervous what the afterlife is like would it be like the seireitei or just nothingness . It seems we'll have our answer sooner rather than later..
Bottom bottom crashhhh...
I slowly open my eyes to see an endless room of nothing but with . Well this is the worst possible outcome, the afterlife looks like a fucking psyche ward, just lovely absolutely fucking wonderful,whoever designed this could have atleast added some colours,for fuck sake a toddler would have better imagination than this masterpiece.
"You know I can hear you right ?"
I turn around to see the most perfect set of boobs ever ....sorry I meant eyes.
Right behind is a lady so enormous she makes a transformed Mt.Lady look small.
Damien: Um...hello?
Giant lady : Hello dear child.
Damien: So uh who might you be?
Giant lady: You may call me mother or ROB whichever suits you and as you've already guessed you're dead.
Damien: Yeah I assumed there was no coming back from that plane crash,so what's next do you eat me or we just float around here forever?
ROB: Awwwww you're no fun. She says whilst pouting. I expected panic or something close but all I get is sarcasm.
And no you won't be here forever and I don't eat souls , it's been roughly about 2 million years since I reincarnated someone so today is your lucky day. Hurrrayyyyy you should be glad I choose you.
Damien:Thanks . He says whilst bowing gratefully because who wouldn't want another go at life?
ROB: You know mortals have wildest imagination possible so entertain me use your imagination to build yourself the life you want , where you wanna live it and what powers you want it's free range as long as I'm impressed I'll hand it over to you . You have 15mins.
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15 mins later
ROB : Buuzzzzzz time's up people.
Damien : Alright I have a good one.
Send me to the Naruto world as Naruto but in this version "The Sasuke retrieval mission succeeds and Naruto brings Sasuke back but his limbs are broken but there's no lasting damage because Tsunade heals him but the civilian council pushes for Naruto's banishment but through the effort of Tsunade,Jiraiya and some other jonin but he's to leave the village for 3years with Jiraiya.
As for abilities and appearance I want to have the abilities of Alucard from castlevania and his appearance a height of 6'4 should be alright but the appearance isn't immediate it changes slowly over the years with Jiraiya so the time I returns to the village I look exactly like Alucard from nocturne I also want his clothes . Give me his weapon but make it so it has the tge abilities of Ryujin Jakka . It's very important that the appearance of the sword doesn't change thank you.
Oh and don't forget the the clothes .
ROB: You definitely know to talk..
Anyway that speech was kinda impressive so I'll grant it but im curious why don't you want to be him from the start?
Damien: Well uh .... it's the talk no juts.
ROB: the what??!
Damien: I don't think I'll be able to use talk no jutsu the way he does and without Tsunade won't be able to become so that's the reason.
ROB: I gotta I'm definitely impressed so I'll arrange a gift for you and I'll warn you the transition from Naruto to Alucard won't be painful but I won't be pleasant either .
You'll wake up the morning you leave with Jiraiya .Good luck .
Damien bows and excitedly says Thank you Mother. The being smiles and send him on his way.
End of chapter.