Kaine flew towards what he hoped would be his most fun battle yet. Commander Red's Base. They had two of the last few dragon balls. I'M SO HYPE TO CATCH A FADE WITH THIS ENTIRE ARMY! He exclaimed while flying towards Commander Red's quarters. He pulled out his staff, seeing incoming helicopters opening fire. POWER POLE EXTEND! He yelled before destroying them. They fired a shower of missiles at him but he dodged every single one.
They mobilized more attack helicopters but the warrior blitzed through each one like a raging phoenix. He made it to ground level and entered the base, began beating down every soldier he saw. Guns didn't even hurt him anymore when he was fully on guard. He dashed forward disarming and discombobulating soldiers in the same breath. He checked his radar for the 2 dragon balls they had and ran towards them, punching and kicking through each soldier he saw.
After beating down the soldiers he saw a purple haired woman staring at him. The woman was very curvaceous and had a similar body to Mai with a noticibly bigger butt and bigger breasts that looked to be about E cups. Unlike Ranfan she had a smaller bob haircut and a more athletic figure.
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Kaine ran up to her and touched her on the shoulder to bend her to his will. Give me the location of Vomi and Gero and raid general red's safe. He ordered. Yes sir. She said, informing him of their whereabouts. So he is still in the mountains in the north continent area. The warrior thought. Vomi must have already been turned into an android by Gero. He thought. She knows everything he does and she's just as proficient with RR technology. She could help make me into an android in the future. She could also show me how to merge DNA like she did to become her sexy Majin counterpart. He thought, drifting towards her sexy appearance. Thanks Violet, go to my castle taking this plane once you're finished raiding red's vault. He told her, giving her a robot piloted plane in a capsule. Yes sir, she said before running in the opposite direction.
Kaine continued pummeling through more soldiers. He cannon balled his way through a window landing like Vegito in fighterz. You're not Commander Red. He said coldly. The commander is safe. If you wish to see him you can, that is in pieces of course. General Black responded. I don't want to fight you Black, you and I are the same skin tone and I know you do not wish to be under that blubbering oaf's foot for the remainder of your days. Kaine said seriously. For the red ribbon army I would! General Black said charging towards the warrior. You're dedicated to the set, I respect that. Kaine thought internally. Fine. DODON RAY! He yelled shooting the yellow beam through the Generals chest, killing the man instantly. The ceiling fell on his head but he stopped it dead in its tracks, punching a hole through it so he wouldn't be crushed.
HAHAHA! Now my goal can fina- what? Commander red walked out of his enclosure and was terrified seeing the warrior who had thwarted his plans numerous times still alive. Boo. Kaine said before shooting a Dodon Ray through his chest. FFFFFFUCK! He yelled, falling to the ground, he looked on his desk to see the picture of the woman he planned to marry and have kids with. V- Violet. He croaked out before dropping dead. The powerful saiyan collected the other 2 dragon balls. Only one more, He said before rocketing off towards the last ball. Why is this bullshit broken again? He muttered angrily looking down at the dragon radar. Kaine! A new voice yelled. His ears perking up upon hearing his name. He looked down, stopping mid flight. He looked down to see his friends gathered at the entrance to the base. Launch, Bulma, Yamcha, Puar, Krillin, Roshi and Oolong were all in attendance. Just who I needed. He thought.
Kaine you're okay? Bulma and Launch both said running up and checking their man for from any bruises. Hey guys I'm good. Kaine said with a big ass smile on his face. Not a scratch on you kid? Oolong asked? Nope. He replied. I knew you were smart enough not to actually fight them. Yamcha said. Hell nah, I steamrolled them niggas and fleeced them foe 6 dragon balls. HAHAHA! The warrior cackled while opening a pink bag and showing his reaped rewards. WHAT! Yamcha, Roshi and Krillin said before falling over comically.
Back at Kame's House…..
Well how am I gonna find it quickly if it's in some creature's mouth? Kaine asked exasperated. You could ask Fortuneteller Baba. Master Roshi said. She has clear voyance and has helped me find anything I've lost. Well how do I find her Master Roshi? Kaine said. He showed the group a map and Yamcha, Krillin, Puar and Kaine took off in a plane towards their intended target. A while later we stopped in some city. Damn my clothes ripped, I need some new ones. Kaine said. The group waited for an hour and the tailor they found finished making the warrior some new clothes.
After a long period in flight the group found themselves caught in a storm. Or should I say like 10. There was a series of dark tornadoes with red lightning. The entire atmosphere spelled doom. After they left the dark storm clouds Baba's palace was in view. Unfortunately there was a long ass line to seek Baba so Kaine used the past time to think about his next moves. Imma use the dragon balls to wish for all the knowledge Kami has. That should help me figure out how to make my own dragon balls. Then, I can wish for all martial arts knowledge on earth, becoming the ultimate fighter on this planet. He thought. The Saiyan was no longer concerned with the threat of become a great ape as he had learned to control the power to the point where he had control over it but the hardest part was maintaining the state without relying on the moon.
AUGHHHHH! The group heard screaming from the group of men in front of them were outside moments prior, they were hauled out in crutches and wheelchairs. DAYUM. Kaine yelled. They looked like squidward after the sea bear mauled his ass. HAHAHA! Let's go. A ghost said to the fighters, beckoning them inside. Behold! Fortuneteller Baba. The translucent person said. A green orb emerged from the dark and an old lady in a witch outfit sitting atop the ball appeared.
Fortuneteller baba, I ask that you help us find what we are looking for. Kaine said in a respectful tone. Certainly. She replied. But it will cost you a fee. How much. He asked her. 10 milli- DAMN! The well financed Saiyan interrupted. Ma'am I don't think we have that money at the moment. Yamcha said. Kaine's greedy ass had to fight to keep a straight face knowing damn well he had way over 100 B's in his bank account. There are alternate payment methods, she said. What does that mean? Yamcha asked. Follow Baba. She replied.
They followed her into her deeper into her palace. In order to learn where your Dragon Ball is you must fight 5 of my fighters to win. She explained. How did you know we were looking for the dragon ball. I've seen your adventures through my crystal ball, along with the 100 B'S YOU HAVE IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT! The fortunteller yelled at Kaine. The man fell backwards comically. I..I thought it would be more fun if there was a more fun way. The saiyan explained himself. Uhhh Mrs. Baba, we only have 4 fighters. Yamcha said. I could go retrieve someone if that's okay. Kaine asked. No matter, she said.
Kaine flew to his castle and explained the situation to Mai and brought her with him. We're ready Baba. Kaine said, carrying one of his woman bridal style. Yamcha blushed upon seeing the woman because he still wasn't over his fear of women. Keep your eyes on the right goal Yamcha. Kaine said to him, seeing where his eyes were. If you can take out all 5 of my fighters I will give you your fortune for free. Baba said. The saiyan smirked. I'm gonna be a spectator on this one. Puar said. It's just us three then Baba. Kaine said. She explained the rules to us.
Yamcha and Krillin were talking a little crazy for the Saiyan's liking and it was scaring him. He remembered Spike the devilman's ability. If he had even an ounce of evil he's dead. I have to avoid the beam at all costs and knock him out. No holds barred. Kaine thought. Krillin decided to fight first and his opponent was Fangs, a vampire. After a bit of tomfoolery and rage bait from the pale man Krillin got smacked into the water. Kaine had to turn his head so he wouldn't laugh. The lil nigga got footballed into the water and it made a little bloop sound when he got knocked in. After that buffonery they sent in Mai and Puar. Before we left the castle Kaine told Mai to eat a lot of garlic and to not brush her teeth. Puar baited the man and then transformed into a porcupine and Mai finished him off by hitting him into the water.
Yamcha was up next fighting the invisible man. Yes, the invisible man. Yamcha was getting his ass beat by thin air and It was pretty funny to watch for Kaine. Krillin had a plan and told Kaine to get Master Roshi and Bulma so he obliged. The saiyan flew back with his Girlfriend and his master. He flashed Bulma's big tits to Master Roshi, groping the pillows for the hermit to see, making him bleed from his nose all over the invisible man, thus, making him visible. Yamcha was no longer nerfed by bad ping and beat the dogshit out of his opponent. The group changed scenery for the 3rd match. Baba took the saiyan to a different place first to test his reflexes. He watched Yamcha take on a mummy named bandages in the devil's toilet. And lemme just say that name reeks horrendously.
Yamcha almost fell but made it back up. This was called Dragon Ball and not the Yamcha story unfortunately and bandages lowkey treated this nigga, but it was just bait. Kaine almost knocked him off again but the bandaged booty bandit was spider man and used his bandages to sling himself back up to the platform. Puar made a temporary sub in while Yamcha was getting his back broken bane style. He couldn't do much and Bandages hit Yamcha off the edge. Kaine saved him with the power pole. It's my turn toilet paper man. Kaine said.
The mummy was terrified as the Saiyan had 0 openings in his defenses. Kaine let Bandages punch him a few times unflinching from his position. Tch. I almost felt that one. Kaine said confidently. The saiyan landed a devastating blow to his gut rendering the undead creature unconscious. Your next opponent was Spike. Baba said. I could not make any errors or I was dead. Kaine said.
The warrior closed the distance between him and the devilman quickly. Ending the fight in 3 blows one to his gut, hitting him into the air. Another to the back of his neck with a well placed kick. The last with a spinning ass kick that sent the devil in to the ground unconcious. WHO IS NEXT? Kaine yelled in a battle craving tone. He knew in his mind who the last fighter was. I KNOW THATS NOT WHO I THINK IT IS! Kaine thought excitedly. He requested a change of scenery so we moved the match outside.
The fight began and the young warrior and the old fighter clashed. Gohan had definitely gotten stronger. Otherworld training helped him surpass Roshi. His undead body made it harder to bring the old man down as his stamina was infinitely replenishing. Unfortunately the old man was still not even half as strong as his grandson had become. He tried to use his tail but it had become used to all the trauma from his own training and the years of training with him. Kaine stepped back. How's heaven been old man, He said during their exchange. The old man soon surrendered. He took his mask off. GRANDPAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Kaine said breaking down crying and giving the old man a hug. You have come a long way, Kaine. I am so proud of you. Gohan said. The warrior tried with all his might but could not bring himself to not cry at the sight of his Grandpa, the closest thing he had to a family member infront of him.
Baba gave them the last location of the dragon ball. Turns out it was locked in a box back at his castle. Sorry I forgot to tell you , Kaine. Mai said, laughing nervously. Damnit Mai. The saiyan said exasperately. Oh well. I'm going home y'all. I'll see you later. He said flying away with Mai in an aircraft.