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Chapter 3 - Suing a person takes a lot of balls.

[All three are now in hospital beds]

[BOKKI]

After much contemplation between…

[SOBA]

Soba, Yaki Soba

[BOKKI]

…Soba and I, we've decided we're suing you for nearly trampling us to death.

[BOKKI looks at SOBA]

Should we even be suing him? Technically the mob chasing him were the ones to trample us.

[BOKKI]

Well, the mob WAS chasing him, we're only speeding up the inevitable riiight?

[GORO]

Hey now boys, what's this about suing and speeding up the inevitable?

[GORO laughs awkwardly]

[BOKKI]

We're in hospital beds because YOU trampled us, shitty old man

[GORO, In shock]

WHA- ME?! I DIDN'T TRAMPLE YOU! THE MOB CHASING ME TRAMPLED YOU!

[BOKKI] 

And why were they chasing you?

[GORO scoffs]

That's none of your business…

[GORO pouts like a high school girl]

[BOKKI and SOBA together]

STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD!

[BOKKI]

Like I said though, we're suing you for trampling us.

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