[BOKKI and SOBA wake up in hospital beds to a man with a booming voice]
[OLD MAN]
Aha! You youngsters are finally awake!
[BOKKI, looking around]
Where am I?
[SOBA, looking at BOKKI]
Who are you?
[BOKKI]
Me? I'm Mochizuki Tteokbokki.
[Soba]
Why do you have a Korean first name and a Japanese last name?
[BOKKI, slightly ticked off]
That doesn't matter!
Anyways, I feel like I recognize you…
[OLD MAN, trying to chime in again]
Hey boys, don't forget you have someone right here…
[BOKKI and SOBA simultaneously yell at the man without looking at him]
SHUT UP!
[The man backs off, slightly disappointed]
[SOBA]
So you said your name is Tteokbokki?
[BOKKI]
Yeah.
Hey… aren't you the ca-
[SOBA]
Bokki it is then! Tteokbokki is too long.
[BOKKI jumps up and grabs Soba by the collar]
MY NAME WON'T JUST BE A BONER PUN! I JUST WON'T ALLOW IT!
(Bokki is erection in Japanese)
ALSO, AREN'T YOU THAT DAMN CASHIER THAT WAS ANNOYING ME ABOUT MY SLUSHIE?
[SOBA, looking sly]
Noo, no that was some other guy…
[BOKKI smacks SOBA in the head]
IT WAS TOTALLY YOU!
[SOBA rubs his head in pain]
Ow, ow ,ow…
[SOBA gets mad]
YOU. GOT. ME. FIREDDDD!
[SOBA uppercuts BOKKI mimicking a Shoryuken]
[BOKKI and SOBA give each other sharp looks as if a battle is about to start]
[OLD MAN, gets between the two, visibly annoyed]
STOP IT. NOW!
[BOKKI and SOBA look up at the man]
[BOKKI and SOBA]
Who are you?
[Flashback to the old man being chased by the large mob that tramples BOKKI and SOBA]
[A deep silence fills the room, a mix of confusion and awkwardness]
[OLD MAN]
I'm Mochizuki Goro!
Famed mochi maker and legendary King of Bamboo Fist Tournament fighter!
[BOKKI in shock]
M- Mochizuki?
[GORO]
That's right!
[BOKKI]
Mochizuki Goro… Like my father, Mochizuki Goro?
[GORO]
That's right. How's the world been treating you son?
That mob that trampled you was chasing me.
[BOKKI and SOBA, together]
Chasing you?
[GORO]
That's right!
[BOKKI and SOBA together, uppercutting GORO]
DAMN YOUUUUU!