Di Tian's expression turned grave when he heard the Auspicious Beast's words.
Yet after a thorough inspection he found nothing amiss and sensed no one nearby.
"Where?"
"I-it's…"
The adorably dazed Three-Eyed Golden Lion twisted her head, looking around in endearingly silly fashion.
Where's the person?
Didn't that scoundrel Su Yan already arrive?
She even saw me running toward the Lake of Life.
Where's he hiding?
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Su Yan, you villain, where are you hiding?]
[Su Yan: Guess.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Quit scaring me! Di Tian's here—dare to show yourself and I'll have him beat you to death!]
[Su Yan: Hahaha!!]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: I'm dying of laughter.]
[Nine Treasures Little Princess: Hahaha!!]
[Tang Yuehua: Your Majesty, why are you so adorably dense?]
[Liu Erlong: Now I get it—no wonder you beasts line up to sacrifice yourselves!]
[Winter Cutie: Hahaha!!]
[Dark Avenger: I'm about to laugh myself to death—Her Majesty actually fell for our prank.]
[Ma Xiaotao: Hahaha!!]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: ???]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: ???]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: ???]
Dou 2.
Star Dou Great Forest.
The adorably dazed Three-Eyed Golden Lion was utterly dumbstruck.
Huh?
These detestable scoundrels actually tricked her?
Despicable!
Absolutely despicable!
They ganged up to fool her!
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: You're all villains—just wait till you set foot in Star Dou Great Forest; I'll have Di Tian beat you to death!]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Aaaaah!!]
[Everyone: Hahaha!!]
Inside the carriage.
Su Yan's group were laughing themselves silly.
Clutching her stomach, Ning Rongrong giggled, "Big Brother Su Yan, what exactly is going on with Her Majesty?"
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: She actually believed it—I'm dying.]
Su Yan, barely able to stand for laughing, said:
"Her Majesty is the Imperial Auspicious Beast, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion of the Spirit Beast race. She carries the Luck of her race; with her around, every beast in Star Dou Great ForestCultivates several times faster."
"Think of her as the emperor of our human empires—only she's still very young and low in age."
"Oh!"
Zhu Zhuqing suddenly asked, "So she's the Imperial Auspicious BeastKing Tang God is scheming after?"
Xiao Wu and Ah Yin exchanged a glance, enlightenment dawning on them.
Su Yan continued, "Right now she's like a little kid—plus she's a Spirit Beast, so she's super naive."
Supreme Pontiff Palace.
Bibi Dong couldn't help but smile.
Hu Liena said wryly, "Teacher, why do I feel Her Majesty is kinda… dumb?"
Bibi Dong shook her head slightly. "It shouldn't be; after all, she's supposedly a Hundred Thousand Year Spirit Beast."
Everyone assumed only beasts with a hundred millennia could join the Group Chat—anything younger wouldn't possess enough sentience.
In reality,
the Three-Eyed Golden Lion had merely ten-thousand-plus years of cultivation, but as the Imperial Auspicious Beast she was born self-aware.
[Bibi Dong: Let me explain—Tang San keeps secrets because his Cheats aren't strong enough; Su Yan has the power, so it doesn't matter if people know.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: How strong?]
[Su Yan: Guess.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: I'm not guessing! Dare to come to Star Dou Great Forest and I'll have Di Tian wallop you—if he can't, then… humph!]
[Su Yan: So are you still going to Spectate the drama?]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Yes!]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Hahaha!!]
[Su Yan: Next up—Tang San's six years at Nuoding Academy. Nothing much to tell: he forged iron to earn cash and conned the little rabbit.]
[Su Yan: On vacation Tang San took Xiao Wu back to Saint Spirit Village; Tang Hao vanished. Tang San: "Xiao Wu, will you be my little sister? I long for another family." Xiao Wu: "If one day many people want me dead and you can't stop them, what then?" Tang San: "Then they'll have to step over my corpse first."]
[Su Yan: Yep—just like that, the little rabbit acknowledged Tang San as her big brother and began her lifetime career as a pendant.]
[Everyone: ???]
[Nine Treasures Little Princess: Seems that little rabbit is super gullible?]
[I Am an Orphan: Rabbits never had much brain to begin with.]
[Ah Yin: True!]
[Loves Eating Carrots: ???]
[Liu Erlong: I think it's understandable—alone in the human World, if anyone shows her kindness she'll give her whole heart.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: What's a pendant?]
[Dark Avenger: Something you hang on your body.]
Inside the carriage.
The little rabbit was now totally numb.
Seriously?
If you'd told me this earlier I'd never have agreed to write about Tang San!
I've been so unlucky today.
Writing about Hu Liena and Tang San feels like a public execution of me!
Pouting, the little rabbit asked, "What do you mean, pendant?"
"How is my whole life a pendant?"
Su Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry:
"There you go again, losing your temper."
"I really want to bite you to death!" The little rabbit bared her teeth ferociously.
Su Yan couldn't hold back a grin: Baring her teeth?
[Winter Cutie: Suddenly I wonder—did Tang San advise Yu Xiaogang and Liu Erlong to stay platonic?]
[Dark Avenger: Why?]
[Winter Cutie: Didn't you see? First big brother and little sister, later they get together.]
[Su Yan: Uh…]
Su Yan froze, feeling something wasn't quite right.
Come to think of it,
Cute Winter, is this really something you should be saying?
Wait, wait!
Su Yan suddenly looked at Xiao Wu.
Even though… but… this…?
[Nine Treasures Little Princess: Seems that's how it always starts—big brother and little sister, then the eldest and second brothers both love the third sister!]
[Group Member Number Nine: Ah Yin and Liu Erlong silently gave you a thumbs-up.]
[Liu Erlong: Number Nine, Number Nine—whyever did you grow a mouth?]
[Ah Yin: In a whole day Nine opens her mouth more to speak in this group than to eat or drink—yet here she wields it like a pro!]
Inside the carriage.
Ye Lingling glanced at Ah Yin, opened her mouth, but still couldn't find the words.
Mm-hmm!
Ah Yin and the others were spot-on!
[Group Member Number Nine: In the chat whatever I think just gets sent; talking aloud makes me clam up and avoid speaking.]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Lingling's personality has already improved heaps—before the Group Chat she wouldn't even interact with people, just sat alone in a corner.]
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