The Group Chat crowd saw Number Nine's message and first felt a little stupefied.
Then—
once they reacted, they nearly laughed themselves to death.
Yu Xiaogang really was walking on thin ice; he'd barely taken a disciple and already stepped through death's door twice in no time at all!
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: I'm dying of laughter—Yu Xiaogang being Tang San's teacher really isn't easy!]
[Nine Treasures Little Princess: A moment ago it was "a teacher for a day, a father for life," and the next you're planning to silence your dear old dad?]
[Winter Cutie: It hadn't even been that long and Tang San already wanted to kill Yu Xiaogang twice?]
[Liu Erlong: Assassin.]
[Su Yan: So tell me, is this assassin professional or what?]
[I Am an Orphan: See? That's what you call professional.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: This killer is truly cold-blooded—zero feelings!]
[Everyone: Hahaha!!]
Supreme Pontiff Palace.
Even Bibi Dong was filled with admiration.
"This Tang San really does have the strength to destroy our Spirit Hall—he's even more ruthless than when I went mad."
"He's quite the character."
Hu Liena's face instantly froze in awkwardness.
Uh… what?
Hu Liena truly didn't know how to retort.
Teacher, you're actually admiring him?
[Su Yan: Honestly, Tang San wanting to kill isn't that wrong—any normal person would feel murderous to protect a secret as big as being a Transmigrator.]
[Su Yan: But he's just too hypocritical. He'd barely taken Yu Xiaogang as master when he trotted out "a teacher for a day, a father for life." If he hadn't rushed to call him dad and instead quoted "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me," then wiped Yu Xiaogang out, I wouldn't have said a word.]
[Liu Erlong: Isn't that the classic "wanting to be a courtesan while still erecting a chastity arch"?]
[I Am an Orphan: Something's definitely off—who greets a new master by calling him dad?]
[Cat in the Shadows: Yu Xiaogang taking a disciple right after meeting is understandable, but "a teacher for a day, a father for life" is just building himself a billboard.]
[Winter Cutie: And the moment the billboard went up, it got slapped right back down.]
[Bo Saixi: Seems about right—without that "father for life" line, wanting to kill Yu Xiaogang could barely pass as justified.]
Everyone was now too exasperated to roast further.
You're the one who called him dad.
Yet you're also the one hesitating over whether to silence him.
So turns out
this dad is disposable whenever convenient?
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Hold on—]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Su Yan, we all know your secret of being a Transmigrator—are you getting murderous toward us too?]
[Everyone: ???]
Inside the carriage.
Su Yan burst out laughing.
"Interesting."
[Su Yan: You actually sensed it? Looks like today can't end peacefully—guess I'll have to kill you all to shut you up.]
Zhu Zhuqing and the others didn't know whether to laugh or cry—this Empress really was a clever little imp!
Well then, we'll play along.
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Ahh! Don't kill me… I'm dead.]
[Group Member Number Nine: Pfft—(spits blood) Su Yan, you actually made a move on us?]
[Loves Eating Carrots: I'm dead too.]
[Nine Treasures Little Princess: So scary, all dead—Big Brother Su Yan, please spare me—]
[Cat in the Shadows: They, th—]
[Ah Yin: Run— q—]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: ???]
Dou 2.
Star Dou Great Forest.
Big KittyThree-Eyed Golden Lion was also stunned.
Huh?
No— no way?
Su Yan is really silencing people by killing them?
How can their messages cut off mid-word like that?
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Y-you're all tricking me, I'm not buying it.]
Spirit Hall.
Both Bibi Dong and Hu Liena froze awkwardly again.
What?
You guys are still playing around?
Everyone's got such a huge appetite for fun?
[Hu Liena: Teacher, watch out—Su Yan's here… Teacher… sobs]
[Bibi Dong: Nana, run— qui—]
[Liu Erlong: No… Su Yan, I beg you, do whatever you want to me, just don't kill me!]
[Tang Yuehua: My turn already? Your Majesty, flee—]
[I Am an Orphan: His eyes no longer hold human light; instead there's an indescribable horror—Nooo!!!]
[Bo Saixi: Demon, demon—Su Yan is a demon crawling out of a coffin…]
[Dark Avenger: Sister Xiao Tao, run…]
[Ma Xiaotao: No… don't kill Xiao Ya, don't kill anyone from Shrek Academy—please!]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: ???]
[Su Yan: Jiejiejie—]
…The chat group fell eerily silent.
Dou 2.
Star Dou Great Forest.
The big dopey cat Three-Eyed Golden Lion now felt a chill of fear, almost able to picture a human with crimson-glowing eyes emitting a "jiejiejie" laugh.
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Y-you're all lying to scare me, I'm not falling for it.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Where is everyone?]
The Group Chat remained deathly still.
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: ???]
[Su Yan: Three-Eyed Golden Lion, now that you know my great secret, do you think you can stay alive?]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Y-you despicable jerk, you're definitely trying to trick me! Come out and talk, all of you!]
[Su Yan: Jiejiejie—]
[Su Yan: Why don't you first check the member-count in the Group Chat?]
Inside the carriage.
Zhu Zhuqing and the others, curious, looked up at the display.
[loving and killing family chat group ( )]
"Huh?"
Zhu Zhuqing and the rest were bewildered.
The member count had turned from a number into a symbol ( )!
Dou 2.
Star Dou Great Forest.
The big silly cat panicked and bolted pell-mell toward the Lake of Life.
[Su Yan: Three-Eyed Golden Lion, they're all dead—now it's your turn.]
[Su Yan: You're running, aren't you? Heading for the Lake of Life?]
[Su Yan: I can already see you!]
[Su Yan: Jiejiejie!]
Dou 2.
Star Dou Great Forest.
The big doofus Three-Eyed Golden Lion yelped in fright, tripped and tumbled across the ground, screaming in terror:
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: N-no!]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Don't come any closer!]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Di Tian, save me…]
"Hahaha!!"
At that moment everyone in the chat laughed till they ached.
This Empress was such a goofball she nearly had them in tears.
And so,
Three-Eyed Golden Lion's shrieks not only echoed through the Group Chat but also resounded across Star Dou Great Forest.
A figure instantly flew over from the direction of the Lake of Life.
"Auspicious Beast."
The silly cat heaved a huge sigh of relief at the sight of Di Tian. "Quick, quick!"
"Di Tian, a bad guy wants to kill me to shut me up—drive him away!"
Di Tian: ???
(End of Chapter)
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