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Chapter 216 - First Taste of One Qi into Three Dongs

Inside the Group Chat.

It was already exploding.

[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Hu Liena, you're done for. You'd better secretly film a video for us, or else!!!]

[Nine Treasures Little Princess: Tomorrow we'll eat you together!]

[Liu Erlong: Hu Liena, what are you doing? Forget videos or photos—just tell us what's happening!]

[Bo Saixi: Are three Bibi Dongs washing Su Yan's feet together?]

[Ma Xiaotao: I want to learn foot-washing. Is there a kind soul who can film a tutorial?]

[I Am an Orphan: …]

[Ah Yin: Su Yan, if Bibi Dong doesn't behave, ignore her. When you come back I'll wash them for you.]

[Tang Yuehua: Ah Yin, you???]

[I Am a Little Bird: A life-saving grace has no other repayment, Yuehua—don't you get it?]

[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: I want to watch Bibi Dong and Su Yan fight. When do they start?]

[Group Member Number Nine: You'd better mean an actual fight.]

[Everyone: ???]

Spirit City.

Outside the Supreme Pontiff's bedchamber.

Hu Liena pressed her eye to the crack; far inside she could see the silhouettes of her three teachers, though their words were lost.

But…

right now it looked as though Su Yan had angered her teacher.

[Hu Liena: Stop pushing me. All I can say is—my three teachers appeared, and they're washing Su Yan's feet to keep their promise. I've been kicked out.]

Inside the room.

Su Yan saw Bibi Dong flare up and retorted irritably,

"Who says foot-washing is only about the feet?"

"Anyway, when I'm in a good mood I can give you advice that'll help you hugely; if I'm unhappy I won't say a word!"

The three Bibi Dongs wore icy Faces that looked ready to devour someone.

Damn it!

How can I, Bibi Dong, not know more than you, you Little Bastard?

"And if your advice is useless?"

the middle Bibi Dong asked coldly; the left and right ones glared at Su Yan with equal fury.

Su Yan thought for a moment and said seriously, "If my advice doesn't help, I'll massage it back for you—no loss to you."

Bibi Dong: ???

"You…"

Bibi Dong was about to explode.

Infuriating!

This Little Bastard's imagination is running wild—we really want to kick you out!

I… I… "Fine, speak first. If your advice really helps, I'll do as you say—we Bibi Dongs never break our word!"

Su Yan nodded slightly and began,

"First, I think you've fallen into a trap. You're trying to strengthen your present self, but your present power doesn't need improving—becoming the Rakshasa God is already certain. The million-year Spirit Ability you create should assist the future Rakshasa God you, not the current Titled Douluo you."

"If I were you, I'd create an ability that absorbs worldly malice and resentment, endlessly strengthening itself—an ultimate skill that can upgrade your God Position."

The three Bibi Dongs froze.

What Su Yan said… made sense!

For others, the goal was to raise present strength.

But for her, present strength was unnecessary—she was already destined to become the Rakshasa God.

So any new Spirit Ability should be one that aided the future Rakshasa God!

"You're right!"

The middle Bibi Dong knelt again to wash his feet; the other two moved behind Su Yan to knead his shoulders.

"Can you give me another hint?"

Su Yan was now truly blissful.

Perfect.

First taste of One Qi into Three Dongs.

Absolutely fantastic!

If this keeps progressing, who knows how blissful it might get!

"I can tell you a story, but it'll cost you—add more time."

"Add what time?"

the middle Bibi Dong asked, looking up.

"Just… extend the foot-massage a bit longer…"

"Fine."

Bibi Dong no longer cared.

Face was what she couldn't let go of, but now that Face was gone, a few extra minutes meant nothing.

Su Yan began, "In one World there was a special being named Evil Sword Immortal…"

…Outside the bedchamber.

Hu Liena's eyes were wide.

Heavens?

Teacher, you said no with your mouth, but your body is honest?

Not only are you washing Su Yan's feet, you even got your other selves to rub his shoulders—no wonder you kicked me out; you wanted him all to yourself!

Teacher, you're way too good at this.

[Hu Liena: 666!]

[Everyone: ???]

[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Hu Liena, you jerk—just wait!]

[Nine Treasures Little Princess: We've agreed—when we meet, we'll beat you up together!]

[Liu Erlong: Hu Liena, hurry up—what are Bibi Dong and Su Yan doing?]

[Bo Saixi: I really want to fly to Spirit Hall right now.]

[I Am an Orphan: You bunch of jerks!]

[Hu Liena: I don't know! My three teachers are keeping their promise—yes, foot-wash and massage look like this.]

Blue Tyrant Academy.

Liu Erlong lay on her bed; picturing three Bibi Dongs with Su Yan made her itch inside!

Transmigrator, oh Transmigrator.

Only you could pull this off.

Aren't you afraid Bibi Dong will drain you dry?

And you dare take on three at once?

[Liu Erlong: Old Woman, you jerk—I won't let you touch him!]

[Everyone: ???]

[Ma Xiaotao: Old AncestorErlong, have you lost it too? To wash Su Yan's feet Bibi Dong has to touch him, right?]

Dou 2.

Shrek Academy.

Ma Xiaotao had prepared icy water; she stepped into the bucket after removing her armor.

Mm.

Tonight I'll make a tiny wish: let Su Yan come wash my feet and rub my shoulders, and I'll reward him with a peach… to fortify him!

Feeling a bit… overheated.

Dou 1.

In the hotel outside Star Dou Great Forest.

Zhu Zhuqing's group were all in one room, refusing to sleep, waiting for the outcome of Su Yan and Bibi Dong's contest.

But…

Hu Liena neither sends photos nor commentary—so frustrating!

[Loves Eating Carrots: Do you think Su Yan will come back tonight?]

[Yanzi is not a Swallow: If he doesn't, is he going to sleep at Bibi Dong's?]

[Group Member Number Nine: Not impossible—if Bibi Dong wants to recruit Su Yan, she might use herself as the chip.]

[I Am an Orphan: ???]

[I Am a Little Bird: Unlikely, but don't forget—Nana's there too!]

[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Hu Liena, you jerk—I forbid you to touch my Su Yan!]

[Group Member Number Nine: Hu Liena, you're already courting death!]

[Dark Avenger: You're insane.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Rongrong, say something!]

[Nine Treasures Little Princess: Okay—Bibi Dong, Hu Liena, you must treat my Su Yan gently; don't tire him out.]

[Everyone: ???]

(End of Chapter)

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