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Chapter 215 - Your Excellency, Surely You Don't Want To…

Hu Liena was a little dumbfounded right now.

What the heck?

I told you to come meet for a blind date—

so why are you two busy praising each other?

[Nine Treasures Little Princess: Hu Liena, how's the situation now?]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Su Yan and the others didn't start fighting the moment they met, did they?]

[Liu Erlong: Su Yan's already there?]

[Hu Liena: Su Yan's here, but things seem kind of off…]

[I Am an Orphan: ???]

Spirit Hall

Pope's Bedchamber.

Bibi Dong listened to Su Yan's words, a cold smile on her face. "I thought you'd be as uncultured offline as you are in the Group Chat—looks like you can still speak properly."

Su Yan said with a straight face:

"It's mainly because I've met Your Excellency the Supreme Pontiff, a one-of-a-kind, unmatched existence—even the nails on your toes shine with Golden Light."

Pfft—

Hu Liena couldn't hold back a laugh.

Bibi Dong glanced at Hu Liena, then replied coldly to Su Yan:

"Your Sense Of Humor is truly peerless—like a Cactus in an arid desert, rarely seen and utterly obnoxious."

Su Yan shook his head and replied:

"I'm nothing compared to Your Excellency's brilliance, your outstanding Talent, your captivating Charm, and your… far-sighted Vision."

"You—"

Bibi Dong clenched her fists secretly.

Damn it!

Are you calling me Blind Douluo, you Little Bastard?

"I truly hadn't expected your mouth to be sweeter than honey-covered candy—so sweet it's sickening, so cloying it makes one want to vomit."

Su Yan continued, "I hadn't expected either that Your Excellency invested every stat point in looks, forming such a sharp contrast with your intellect."

…[Hu Liena: Now the vibe is right.]

[Bo Saixi: What's happening? If they fight, remember to record it!]

[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: I want to know who's stronger—Su Yan or Bibi Dong?]

[I Am an Orphan: What's going on? Can't you just tell us properly?]

[Hu Liena: At first they were super polite, which felt weird; now the atmosphere finally clicks.]

[Liu Erlong: They're at each other's throats, right? That's the flavor we know—haha!!]

Ahem.

Su Yan looked left and right, swaggered over, and plopped onto the room's sofa. "Mm, Your Excellency, this couch is comfy—worthy of the Spirit Hall's Supreme Pontiff. The décor… simple yet grand, understated yet luxurious."

Bibi Dong watched his smugness and was so furious she wanted to bite him.

Scoundrel.

I really want to throw you into a Sealed Chamber!

Seeing Bibi Dong stay silent, Su Yan urged, "Let's skip the nonsense—shall we start now?"

Bibi Dong's face was gloomy; she said nothing.

Hu Liena looked at Su Yan, then timidly called to her teacher, "Teacher, shall I ask someone to bring Hot Water?"

Bibi Dong kept her sullen silence until Hu Liena returned with a basin of prepared warm water—only then did panic rise in her heart.

What?

I actually have to wash this brat's feet?

Damn it!

How did I ever agree to such a weird demand?

Setting aside my status as Supreme Pontiff, I'm a woman—how can I wash some Little Man's feet?

How embarrassing!

Hu Liena stood to the side and reminded softly,

"Teacher?"

Su Yan gave Bibi Dong a strange look. "Your Excellency, you're not backing out, are you?"

Hmph.

Bibi Dong snorted coldly, gnashing her teeth. "Last time I fell for your trick; this time I absolutely won't lose."

Su Yan nodded. "I'm here to give you the chance—perform well, and I'll come give you another next time."

"Tie Up your hair… no, summon your Clone first—activate the Clone!"

Bibi Dong ground her molars so hard they nearly cracked.

I hate this!

Am I, Bibi Dong, really at the mercy of this Little Bastard?

Today I'll definitely trample you beneath my feet.

Bibi Dong said through clenched teeth, "Agreed—no recordings or photos. If you dare take a single shot, I'll never let you off."

Su Yan nodded emphatically, curiosity and anticipation filling his heart.

Eight Spirit Rings flared around Bibi Dong, and the room was instantly lit by golden rings.

"Soul Eating Spider Emperor, Eighth Ring's First Spirit Ability—Perfect Clone."

The next moment,

a strange Image appeared beside Bibi Dong, and out stepped an exact duplicate—same face, same figure.

"Death Spider Emperor's Eighth Spirit Ability—Spider Emperor Clone."

This time not only Su Yan was stunned.

Hu Liena was stunned too.

Three Bibi Dongs—three identical Bibi Dongs!

Same fullness, same curves, same fairness, same softness.

Triple the delight!

Su Yan exclaimed in surprise, "So you were telling the truth—this really can Cultivate a Spirit Fusion Skill!"

"Only, I wonder if this skill will still be useful once you reach Divine Rank?"

Bibi Dong replied coldly:

"Of course. My self-created second Spirit Ability can even fuse all external forces to launch a body-and-soul dual lock-on strike."

"Today you're destined to lose!"

Su Yan felt amused and urged, "Then let's start right away?"

Hearing him, Bibi Dong lost all her swagger again. Though the three Bibi Dongs looked icy and expressionless, inside they were panicking.

I'm washing a man's feet—a man so much younger than me?

How could I, Bibi Dong, ever do something so mortifying!

Damn it.

How did I end up at this point?

Hu Liena watched her teacher hesitate and blinked a hint:

Teacher, have you forgotten?

We're trying to awaken his Maternal Love!

Use Softness To Overcome Hardness!

One of the Bibi Dongs caught Hu Liena's signal, and all three slightly frowned, eyes showing struggle.

Su Yan grew impatient:

"If you keep stalling, I'm leaving—and I'll never come back."

"You—"

The three Bibi Dongs nearly summoned all twenty-four spider legs to turn him into a sieve.

Do I need you to come?

"Nana, you—get out!"

"Huh?"

Hu Liena was speechless; she'd wanted to massage Su Yan's shoulders and show off a bit.

But no choice—she knew her teacher was shy; after all, it was her first time washing a man's feet—she'd get used to it.

Bibi Dong: ???

Hu Liena left the room quietly, then pressed her eye to the crack in the door to peek from afar.

Once she was gone, Bibi Dong stepped forward with an icy face, squatted in a row in front of Su Yan, and six Jade Hands reached out to pull off his shoes and dunk his feet into the water.

"Sss—"

Feeling those six delicate hands brush and stroke his Ankles, Su Yan got a bold idea.

Don't think about it—can't think about it.

"Damn it!"

One of the Bibi Dongs exploded, grinding her teeth. "Make another sound like that and I'll kill you!"

Su Yan said awkwardly:

"The water's a bit hot."

"But honestly, your Spirit Ability is interesting—still not powerful enough."

"Not powerful enough?"

All three Bibi Dongs looked up at him, puzzled.

Su Yan glanced down, then quickly averted his eyes—those three Milky-White Snowy Peaks were lethal.

"Yes."

"Far from enough, in my view."

The left Bibi Dong asked coldly, "Then what kind of Spirit Ability would count as powerful?"

Su Yan looked at the trio and said, "Washing feet together isn't perfect—how about the left and right of you massage my shoulders and arms while the middle one keeps washing?"

The moment those words left his mouth, all three Bibi Dongs sprang up in fury and roared in unison:

"Impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"We only agreed to wash your feet—no Shoulder Rubs, don't even think about it."

Su Yan stared at the three gorgeous Bibi Dongs right in front of him—so beautiful, such perfect figures, the visual impact overwhelming.

"Your Excellency, surely you don't want your next Spirit Ability to turn out mediocre, do you?"

Bibi Dong: ???

(End of Chapter)

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