NOVEMBER 24TH, 11:30 AM. ABOUT 6 DAYS UNTIL THE EARTH EXPLODES.
POUND POUND POUND POUND
Heavy hands smashed into my chest.
POUND POUND POUND POUND
Like heavy hammers pounding down in time.
POUND POUND POUND POUND
- Ow ow ow ow holy shit! Ow ow ow ow
I tried my hardest to open my bright red mouth
POUND POUND POUND POUND
But my bloody lips stayed sealed
POUND POUND POUND POUND
And my neck was too heavy to lift
POUND POUND POUND POUND
"Someone call an"
POUND POUND POUNDPOUND
"Ambulance! Quickly!"
POUND POUND POUND POUND
POUND POUND I smell-
The pounding stopped suddenly.
Two smallish fingers pinched my nose and four more grabbed my chin, and a smallish sounding voice called out to me,
"Ewww" After pulling my gross lips apart, "ugh, guess I've gotta."
Before I could protest, smallish lips squished into mine and whispered down my throat.
I could feel her smallish, gentle tongue, soft I would assume,
Pound against my bass guitar and it's bloody mucus strings.
Her hot breath traveled down my larynx straight to my pounding heart,
As she went to pull away, I made a bad mistake, I was caught up into the moment,
I decided it was best to reach my arms up, to trap our kissing faces.
"MMMmg MM!!" (WHAT THE HELL!) "MMMgg MM!!" (LET GO!!)
POUND! POUND!! POUND!!!
Hammers slammed down on my stomach, like bouncing hands on a wee-wee. One more and I'll-
POUND!!!!
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Ding-dong
...
Ding-dong
...
Ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong
*Creeeek*
"What do you want?" The soothing honey voice I've grown far too familiar with, stylishly slipped through the doorway, "If you're here about the rent, I already told you can shove it up your-"
"Ow ow ow ow! We're here so I beg of you ow ow ow ow!" A honey gasp of familiarity flowed into my heart "Please stop pulling on my-"
"Kate?! I thought you said you never wanted to see me again!" Her subtle shift in tone is enough to make your heart tinge, but spelled all evil and malice entwined "Oh how I've missed you dear-" her grinning face suddenly stilled when she saw the scene.
"We require your," my body tilted with my ear that pulled against Lady Beatrice's precious pinching fingertips, "superior i-*sniff* intellect to find my sister's... Ce-ce-ce-cell ph-ph-ph-ph-" my folded lips pushed further past my teeth,
"ph-ph-ph WAAAAHH!!!!!" Tears shot down my scrunched up face "please don't make me go!!! I don't wanna go!!!"
Lady Beatrice released a heavy sigh of resignation,
*Siiiigh*
"She's gross!!! She does icky things to me!!!"
"Fine... You don't have to go if you don't want-"
"Oh no, that just wont do, I insist you come in," her hand crashed softly on my head, "we'll be happy to have to guest, I can make some tea just, how, you, like, it,"
She violently leaned towards my face, her voice quietly shot into my ear, "with extra sugar and... m i l k..."
"This was a really shitty idea, lets go," Beatrice placed her hand in mine, and we quickly bolted.
"Th- thank you...*Sniffle*"
In total and complete victory, I hung my bounding head down as we walked down the walkway, never to speak of this wretche-
"PLEASE!!! PLEASE COME OVER!!!" A presumably forty year old 'busty' wrapped her soft hands around my ankle "JUST FOR ONE NIGHT PLEASE!! I LOVE YOU KATELYNN!!"
Her white laboratory coat still on, she humiliated herself at my feet.
Her firey red hair shot terrors down my spine.
Her light brown skin filled my brain with memories I much wish would fade, but continue to burn even more obnoxious then her hair.
"That's not her name, it's just Kate,"
"YOU'RE BITCHY SISTER-"
"HEY!"
"I MEAN *sniff* I- I- I- I-," she broke out in uncontrollable sobs, the textbook definition of a weirdo, "CAN'T... LIVE... WITH OUT YOU! JUST THIRTY MINUTES!!!" It almost made me feel bad for the creep at the park.
I saw a tinge of pity sow fester in my lady's face, and my ear grew pained once again.
"Fine... Only thirty minutes, and I'm always in the room," my heart sunk further than 3,000 feet.
"What?! No... I beg you, please, Beatrice-"
"And no touching, period."
Beatrice is far too cute and trusting for her own good.
Marzy shot up in pure malice and evil,
"WHAT?! YOU'VE GOTTA BE OUTA YOUR GODDAMN MIN-"
"Goodbye-"
"WAIT!" She slowly sat up on to her 'busty' legs, "one booby press?"
"What? Booby?"
Beatrice is far too innocent and cute for her own good.
Marzy The Mad Scientist (full legal name) reached her light brown palms up and squeezed the once. A look of gross indigence squeezed Lady Beatrice's adorable face.
"Wait! Ew no way! Gross! The deal's off! lets go, Kate."
-Yes!
"Fifteen minutes,"
"Ten,"
"DEAL!"
- NO!
NOVEMBER 24th, 11:40 PM. ABOUT 6 DAYS UNTIL THE EARTH EXPLODES.