Hearing Deadpool's words, Watson thought for a moment and said, "If we look at last night's situation, we're a perfect match. Don't look at me like that; we only became boyfriend and girlfriend yesterday, counting today."
"Then I should congratulate you. But speaking of which, Vanessa and I are a perfect match. We're like two puzzle pieces; even though our individual shapes are strange, we can fit together to form a complete picture."
When speaking of Vanessa, a happy and slightly proud smile appeared on Deadpool's face.
As Deadpool was speaking, he suddenly noticed that the stab wound he had inflicted on Watson's left shoulder earlier was gone!
"Uh oh! Fuck! Wade! What are you doing?!" Watson, who was about to say something, suddenly felt a slight pain on the back of his left hand. He quickly pulled his hand back and turned to see that Deadpool had poked him with a knife!!
"Uh, sorry—does it hurt? I just noticed you seem to be like me? I remember my knife clearly went in before, but why is there only such a small hole in your armor? That's not the size of my knife!"
"You're uncultured. This is called Super Regenerative Armor! It slowly heals after the knife is pulled out." Watson bragged with a straight face.
"Wow~ Oh~ Damn it! Why don't I have—" Deadpool listened, his face full of envy again.
"I think your outfit looks pretty good—" Watson, seeing the even more dejected Deadpool, had no choice but to say, "Alright, if there's a chance in the future, I'll get you a set, how about it?"
Deadpool immediately raised his head and said with a surprised look, "Really?! Oh, my god! I told you! Meeting you today feels like fate!! Fuck, if I couldn't betray Vanessa, I'd definitely give you a super passionate kiss!!!"
"Gross me out again and I won't give it to you!" After saying that, Watson suddenly asked, "Wade, have you ever felt that sometimes when you communicate with your dear Vanessa, she doesn't show much interest?"
"No! Never!"
"Are you sure? For example, your favorite, Wham!...
"NONONO, not Wham, it's Wham! The band!"
Watson continued, "Right, wasn't Vanessa's reaction as indifferent as mine at the time?"
"...Hmm—it seems so, but!"
"But she immediately changes her tone, right?"
"Fuck! How do you know? Are you the screenwriter?"
Watson patted her shoulder and said, "That only proves Vanessa is a good girl! And she loves you very much!"
"I love her very much too!"
"OK, let me ask the next question first. What's the most heartfelt declaration of love you've ever said to her?"
"I love you."
Watson suppressed his laughter and continued, "—That's it?" Tricking Deadpool is so much fun.
"Do the Empire Strikes Back jokes count?"
"No, they don't. Actually, I think with your eloquence, you don't need romantic words, because you also said that you two are primarily a perfect match! But sometimes, as a woman, she might also enjoy a few cheesy words to spice things up, right?" Watson continued to mislead him with a serious face.
"Then what should I do? Buy a complete Shakespeare collection?"
"No need… I…"
Ding! Detected a high-speed flying object 5 kilometers to the west, along with 2 high-level energy signatures. The fluctuations of these energy signatures are consistent with the previous brainwave intrusion.
Hmm?? Consistent with the previous brainwave intrusion?
System, can I tag this energy fluctuation?
Ding! Yes.
Tag this fluctuation and name it Mutant.
"Wade, I have to go. You take care of this guy. I still need to go back and get my own 'girlfriend gift'."
"Wait, you haven't told me which Shakespeare collection I should buy yet?" Deadpool said, looking at the standing Watson with confusion.
"Maybe next time. Let me borrow your pen for a moment. Your dad seems to be here." Watson wrote his contact information on Deadpool's mask.
Deadpool stood up after hearing that and said, "My dad? Shit, I have to go too. I don't want to lose an arm again. And, thanks for writing on my mask, making me as blind as my previous roommate!"
"Bye~"
Ding! Completed hidden quest: The one who breaks the fourth wall.
Even if he breaks the tenth wall, to him, you are still a stranger.
Fight him and gain the upper hand (Completed)
Quest reward: Any Dragon Race Level Evolution Essence × 1, Ancestral Dragon Essence × 1, Lucky Draw Points × 200
System, what is this?
Ding! Any Dragon Race Level Evolution Essence × 1 can upgrade any owned dragon from a lower rank to a higher rank.
Good stuff, Ah Jiao seems to be able to upgrade~ What about the other one? Ancestral Dragon Essence, sounds awesome.
Ding! Unknown.
I think you feel like I haven't called you a trash system in a long time, don't you?
—Watson returned to the Victoria's Secret store again.
Jett saw Watson and quickly ran over: "Officer, Officer Romanoff asked me to tell you that what you wanted has been delivered."
Huh? Watson asked in confusion, "Why didn't she tell me herself?"
"I reported to Officer Romanoff about you going out with the mutant Deadpool, and Officer Romanoff said she was afraid of disturbing you."
Watson looked at the young agent with a strange gaze—why is this kid so honest—but, Natasha is quite thoughtful, I'll reward her when I get back~
Thinking of this, Watson opened his mouth and said, "Alright then, wait for me, I haven't paid yet."
Beep! Card swipe~
Transaction: $9021~
He took the already wrapped gift and turned to leave the specialized store.
—Click~
"Natasha, I'm back—where are you?"
The first thing Watson saw when he entered the door were two unconscious men lying on the floor.
He couldn't help but frown, ignored them, and walked towards the staircase.
Just as he reached the stairs, suddenly! There seemed to be a shadow above his head. Watson, who was about to summon his armor, suddenly smelled that familiar scent from last night. He had no choice but to extend his hands, wanting to embrace this troublemaker.
Unexpectedly, he still underestimated her level of mischief—Thud—Watson, who was not prepared to resist, was directly sat on the floor.
Natasha looked down at the man beneath her and said with a smile, "Don't worry, honey~ I just showered~"
"Hmm, I smell it, the scent of malt? Alright, baby, get down quickly. Do you want to choose your gift in this position? And—" Watson suddenly saw Natasha's thin shirt stretched tight, showcasing her perfect curves, and suddenly frowned, "Have you been wearing this the whole time?"
"Relax, dear~ I opened the door in advance. I didn't go downstairs when they delivered the people~"
"So they are the two who attacked Aunt Leah?"
Hearing this, Watson's eyes once again showed a slight change, but this time it was noticed by the sharp Natasha.