Watson directly slashed with Deadpool's katanas.
Clang! A shower of sparks erupted between the two blades.
"Give me back my third wife! I still need her next time I go out to kill bad guys and need to take a dump!"
"Damn it! Here, take them! Can't you just bring some toilet paper?!" Watson, disgusted, threw the katanas back to Deadpool.
"No, that would ruin my perfect physique!"
"---Alright, this is the final round then!" Watson said, bringing his hands together, and a white glow appeared in his palms!
The white light slowly elongated, and a four-meter-long Flying Dragon Sword, 'Crimson Maple,' appeared in his hand!
"Wah---oh---why!!!" Deadpool suddenly turned and shouted at the air, "Why! He has such cool armor! And such a cool weapon! When did you put someone cooler and stronger than me in my script!!! And he even has white light special effects!!!" Then he turned back to Watson and said, "Never mind! I'm going to take it! No! I'm going to revise the script!!!"
Then he charged over at a speed faster than the previous two times, and suddenly leaped!
The two downward slashes were like a pair of fangs! Then---poof---he was impaled in mid-air by the four-meter-long katana---"F*ck! I forgot you were so long! And so thick!! Ah---a little painful, wait a moment... ah... just a little more... just a little more and I could have hit you! Ah---ah..." Deadpool said, slowly moving himself downward---blood splattering... Suddenly, Deadpool seemed to remember something and immediately swung the twin katanas in his hands at the Flying Dragon Sword 'Crimson Maple'!
Clang clang! A shower of sparks accompanied by two crisp sounds, and Deadpool's mouth widened again: "Sh*t!! He's so hard!!! His girlfriend must have it rough---"
Watson rolled his eyes helplessly, then performed an over-the-shoulder semi-circular slash!
Pfft! A spray of blood shot into the air.
Thud... A nearly bisected Deadpool fell to the ground... His twin katanas also flew off to the side...
"F*ck!! I'm going to kill you!! Put your head on the Statue of Liberty and then piss on your mouth!!"
Watson walked over, squatted down, and then raised his right hand.
Deadpool saw Watson's movement and quickly closed his eyes, shouting, "Wait... don't hit my face---even though this face makes me get up in the middle of the night to pee and then puke twice at the mirror, it's still my face!"
Hmm?---It seems that the body didn't experience that explosive pleasure from before?
He opened his eyes and saw Watson putting his two halves back together.
"I didn't put it together crooked, did I?"
"A little lower, yes, right there, reassemble it, ah!!! Thank you~ Much more comfortable."
"System! Decompose 1 small healing potion, I need 3 of the 10% ones."
Watson said to the system while glancing at his health bar... it was already 100%...
It seems that the recovery power also increased proportionally---I guess in the future I can just go all-out against this weirdo in front of me---Then Watson's hand flashed, and he took out one 10% 'large' green potion, stepped forward, squatted down, and pulled off Deadpool's mask.
"You're truly cruel, old man, trying to poison me! But you might be disappointed."
Watson ignored Deadpool's words and said to him, "Here, drink this, it can speed up your recovery."
"Oh, thanks." Deadpool took the potion directly and drank it without hesitation, knowing it wouldn't kill him anyway.
"Hmm... watermelon flavor? I prefer apple, can we change the flavor next time?"
As he spoke, he saw his already rapidly healing wounds suddenly accelerate their recovery as if he had taken drugs and gotten high!
"Ah ah~ Ah ah~"
"Shut up!"
After a while, Deadpool stood up: "I've never felt this good! Better than sage mode! Buddy, do you have any more of that medicine? I think I'm in love with it!"
Watson walked over to the 'girlfriend's gift,' picked it up, and casually tossed it at Deadpool's feet, asking, "How much is this thing you mentioned worth?"
Deadpool looked down at the 'girlfriend's gift' at his feet and said, "It's worth 50,000 US dollars!!"
"That 'watermelon juice' you just drank was worth 70,000 US dollars."
"What!!!! Sh*t!! Ugh!! Why did you!! Ugh!!! Not! Ugh... tell me... earlier... Ugh!"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to vomit out my 70,000 US dollars!!! Ugh!!"
Watson rolled his eyes, ignored him, and sat down at the edge, watching the traffic below.
Poof... Deadpool also plopped down beside him, his head slumped, looking very dejected.
"Don't be sad, at least you still have that 50,000 US dollars, don't you?" Watson looked at Deadpool and smiled, saying.
Deadpool turned his head in surprise and asked, "You're actually giving it to me? But I haven't even beaten you yet!"
"Next time. For now, let's say you won this time. How about we become friends?"
"Oh!! Buddy, you're too good! I accept you as a friend!!"
As he spoke, Deadpool pulled out a white paper and two brushes from somewhere, along with a small recorder labeled 'Wade.'
Wade turned on the recorder, and a classic opening tune began to play~
Static---Hey, yeah, I wanna shoop, baby~
Listening to the music, Deadpool began to draw and write beside Watson.
"Today, good little Deadpool was chasing a big bad guy~ Then he got some help from a new friend~ Hmm---and he also fought him~ But they were both very happy in the end~"
Slowly, two small figures appeared on the white paper. Suddenly, Deadpool stopped and turned to Watson, saying, "Sh*t! Brother, why do even my drawings make you look cooler than me! Forget it!"
Then he signed below the two figures: "The coolest Deadpool baby Wade and---"
"Watson Dialant."
"The coolest Deadpool baby Wade and the ugliest detective baby Watson! Perfect! This is for you!"
Watson smiled helplessly, took the drawing, and put it away.
"Wade, how long have you been with your girlfriend?" Watson suddenly asked.
"Hmm... about 3 years? Watson, I suddenly regret not meeting you later." Deadpool turned his head to look at Watson.
"Because if I had, I could have asked you for help last time when I was looking for that b*stard Francis! You'd probably be much more reliable than my dad!"
"Your dad?" Watson asked, turning his head in confusion.
"He's a big guy made entirely of computer CG special effects, with no actual actor, all steel! Do you know, even his balls are steel!! That's why he doesn't have a girlfriend!"
Watson seemed to suddenly remember and said, "So, Colossus from the X-Men?"
"That's right!" Deadpool suddenly asked, "Detective, are you and your girlfriend compatible?"