I finally get home and open the door and head for the kitchen to get a drink and then head to the room to relax. As I enter the kitchen I hear the light switch go on in the living room across the way. I turn around and see Ms Parker on the couch.
"Ayooo what the fuck!!"
"Hi Jay"
"How the fuck you get into my house?!?"
"Oh don't worry about that Jay… come sit down"
"Uhhh I'm good, can you please leave?"
"Come on Jay I don't bite"
"Uhhh looks like you do"
She laughs
"You're funny Jay but seriously come sit, let's talk business"
"What kind of business?"
"Come here and we'll get into that"
I walk over and sit on the other side of the couch
"Now Jay, how much are you making working security for Don?"
"Enough"
"Well what would you say if I tripled it, you come work for me as my personal security"
"Personal security?"
"Yes Jay"
"Thanks but no thanks, I like where I'm at and I get to come home every night. I know working personal security for you would mean traveling wherever you go"
"That's true Jay… but what can i do to convince you"
Ms Parker starts unbuttoning her top, removing it and takes off her bra.
"Yeaaaah that ain't gonna work on me"
She stands up and pulls down her skirt revealing her huge ass in a burgundy thong.
I look at her up and down before saying anything
"Yeah that's nice and all but that's still not going to work, nothing you do will convince me"
She starts walking towards me and I get up and back away
"Ms Parker… imma need you to put your clothes back on and get the fuck outta my house"
"Come on Jay, you know you want this as much as I do"
"Trust me when I say this… i don't want this"
"Oh so you don't these big lips around your cock?"
"I definitely don't want those crusty ass lips anywhere near my body"
"Or this big thick ass clapping on your dick"
"Fuck no! What don't you get that I don't want your ass"
"Come on Jay stop playing hard to get"
I look around and grab a orange and throw it at her
"Owww! What the fuck Jay!"
"I told your ass to leave!"
"You threw a fucking orange at me!"
"I got a couple more right here, don't tempt me. I used to play baseball bitch!"
"Fuck fine! Jesus Christ, all I wanted was some dick and I get a fucking orange thrown at me"
"You should've just calmed your ass down when I told you too"
"Can we at least still talk about this?"
"I already told you no, I can't be traveling around with you, I have a girl and a son here"
"Fine…. I guess. The offer will remain on the table if you ever change your mind."
"Yeah sure"
"And also Jay…."
"What?!?"
"Your dick is hard"
"Fuck you alright, who wouldn't get hard after seeing a big ass like that"
She winks at me
"That offer is still on table too, have a goodnight Jay"
She walks out and I run and lock the door.
This night has been fucking crazy, I need to go lay down.