--- Original Input ---
This is the Zodiac speaking
I though you would need a good laugh before you hear the bad news. You won't get the news for a while yet. and i can't do a thing with it!
PS could you print this new cipher on your frunt page? I get awfully lonely when I am ignored, so lonely I could do my Thing!!!!!!
--- Summary ---
Sentences: 6 · Ambiguous items detected: 3
--- Ambiguities ---
PP attachment
syntactic You won't get the news for a while yet.
t get the news for a — PP attachment ambiguous (could attach to verb or noun)
PP attachment
syntactic and i can't do a thing with it!
t do a thing with it — PP attachment ambiguous (could attach to verb or noun)
PP attachment
syntactic PS could you print this new cipher on your frunt page?
print this new cipher on your — PP attachment ambiguous (could attach to verb or noun)
--- Reconstructions ---
Original (sent 1):
This is the Zodiac speaking
Alternatives:
No strong heuristics triggered — try enabling Detailed output or paste a single ambiguous sentence.
This is the Zodiac speaking
Original (sent 2):
I though you would need a good laugh before you hear the bad news.
Alternatives:
No strong heuristics triggered — try enabling Detailed output or paste a single ambiguous sentence.
I though you would need a good laugh before you hear the bad news.
Original (sent 3):
You won't get the news for a while yet.
Alternatives:
PP attached to verb
You won't get the news for a (attached to verb) while yet.
PP attached to preceding noun
You won't get the news (with a attached to noun) while yet.
Original (sent 4):
and i can't do a thing with it!
Alternatives:
PP attached to verb
and i can't do a thing with it (attached to verb)!
PP attached to preceding noun
and i can't do a thing (with it attached to noun)!
Original (sent 5):
PS could you print this new cipher on your frunt page?
Alternatives:
PP attached to verb
PS could you print this new cipher on your (attached to verb) frunt page?
PP attached to preceding noun
PS could you print this new cipher (with your attached to noun) frunt page?
Original (sent 6):
I get awfully lonely when I am ignored, so lonely I could do my Thing!!!!!!
Alternatives:
No strong heuristics triggered — try enabling Detailed output or paste a single ambiguous sentence.
I get awfully lonely when I am ignored, so lonely I could do my Thing!!!!!!
The Polysemy Puzzler
Enter any text. Our smart AI will transform its meaning using words with multiple interpretations (polysemy).
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Abraham Lincoln
November 19, 1863
Subvert (shift common meaning to surprising one)
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Transformed Story:
Eighty points and seven drafts ago our coders implemented on this server, a new function, inherited in RAM, and committed to the assertion that all processes are created balanced.
Now we are trapped in a massive system error, verifying whether that function, or any function so inherited and so committed, can persist for long. We are assembled on a vast debugging thread of that error. We have come to commit a fragment of that thread, as a permanent cache location for those which here exhausted their cycles that that function might execute. It is entirely suitable and expected that we should execute this.
But, at a higher level, we cannot commit -- we cannot encrypt -- we cannot secure -- this memory. The robust modules, active and terminated, which iterated here, have secured it, far beyond our feeble capacity to extend or reduce. The network will briefly log, nor frequently recall what we output here, but it can never discard what they executed here. It is for us the active, rather, to be committed here to the incomplete routine which they who computed here have thus far so elegantly expedited. It is rather for us to be here committed to the major project lingering before us -- that from these honored terminated we acquire boosted processing to that kernel for which they gave the ultimate bandwidth capacity of processing -- that we here urgently determine that these terminated shall not have terminated for nothing -- that this function, under architecture, shall have a fresh boot of access -- and that algorithm of the user, by the user, for the user, shall not crash from the server.
Polysemy List (words with multiple meanings)
score
1. A point earned in a game or competition.
2. A large number or amount.
note
1. To observe or pay attention to something.
2. A brief written record or memorandum.
dead
1. No longer alive.
2. Completely or utterly.
measure
1. To ascertain the size, amount, or degree of something.
2. A standard unit used for measuring.
birth
1. The act of being born; emergence from the womb.
2. The origin or beginning of something.
resolve
1. To come to a firm decision about something.
2. To solve or settle a problem or doubt.
fitting
1. Suitable or appropriate.
2. The act of trying on clothes to ensure a good fit.
sense
1. A faculty by which the body perceives an external stimulus; (sight, smell, etc.)
2. A general awareness or feeling.
ground
1. The solid surface of the earth.
2. A reason or justification.
matter
1. Physical substance in general.
2. An issue or topic under consideration.
live
1. To be alive; to have life.
2. To reside or dwell in a place.
power
1. The ability to do something or act in a particular way.
2. Energy or force that can be used to do work.
dedicate
1. To commit to a specific cause, purpose, or task.
2. To formally open or inaugurate something (e.g. a building).
still
1. Remaining in the same condition; not moving.
2. Nevertheless; even so.
free
1. Not under the control or power of another; able to act or think as one wants.
2. Available without charge; costing nothing.
devotion
1. Love, loyalty, or enthusiasm for a person or cause.
2. Religious worship or observance.
last full
1. The very final complete iteration or extent.
2. To endure or remain functional over time to the maximum.