Chapter 124: Bitches Are Fussy
"We don't have that much time to waste. I still have to take Mikayla on a date tonight!" Mo Fei stepped forward and shrugged, "Follow me, I can actually try flying a plane too."
With his driving skill breaking through to Lv2, the silly dog system had endowed Mo Fei with some very rudimentary plane flying techniques. Flying a large plane might be a stretch, but a helicopter should be manageable.
"Uncle, you can even fly a plane?" Mikayla asked in surprise.
"Just a little, just a little," Mo Fei smiled humbly.
Hearing Mo Fei say he could also fly a plane, Alex, who no longer had an excuse, immediately couldn't sit still!
He was indeed a bit afraid of losing his last remaining life in the previous levels, but he was even more afraid of being stuck in this godforsaken place for the rest of his life!
Originally, he thought that without him, Mo Fei and the others wouldn't be able to pass the canyon level and would have to stay here with him… at least until he came to terms with it!
But then Mo Fei suddenly popped up and said he could also fly a plane… that was rather awkward!
Although he wasn't very clear about the specific rules of Jumanji, he should know, even with common sense, that if he didn't go to the final level with Mo Fei and the others, then when they cleared the game, he would very likely be stuck in this World alone and unable to leave!
In that case, his life in the second half of his life could only be described by a poem:
Sitting alone in an empty room, hand as wife, a matter too shameful to tell outsiders.
Playing games with ups and downs, swaying left and right, eyes blurred.
So he immediately stood up and righteously declared that he, Alex, lived by loyalty. Since everyone was so eager to go home, even if he only had one life left, he would definitely help them!
Mo Fei could only scoff, bitches are fussy!
"It's right there, that's the transportation depot." Led by Alex, Mo Fei and his group arrived at the transportation point set up by the boss.
There were two guards here, and the warehouse housed various vehicles. As long as they got a helicopter, they could cross the Rhino Canyon and reach the final level—the Panther God statue.
"But there are guards there. There's a chance for a rotation once a month. We could sneak in then, but the next rotation is still three weeks away. Or should we spend these three weeks… What the hell!"
"Where did you get that?" Alex turned around and suddenly saw Mo Fei pull out a sniper rifle, asking in shock.
"Picked it up on the way." Mo Fei opened the scope and began to search for the two guards of the transportation depot.
Mikayla and the others were already used to it; Mo Fei always seemed to conjure up strange things on the road.
After all, since they came to this World, they all had some extraordinary abilities, so wasn't it normal for Mo Fei to also have some extraordinary abilities?
"I recognize this gun. It seems to be a Barrett M82A1 sniper rifle," Spencer said excitedly, looking at Mo Fei's sniper rifle.
As a typical otaku, Spencer was also a CS game enthusiast and knew a lot about various firearms.
The Barrett M82A1 sniper rifle could be said to be almost the largest caliber sniper rifle in the World. It had extremely strong power and could cause great damage to enemy equipment.
"Don't make noise, it might affect me. I'm not very proficient with sniper rifles," Mo Fei frowned slightly.
"OK! OK!" Spencer quickly shut up.
The shadows of two guards appeared in Mo Fei's sight.
They probably never expected to be sniped, so they basically had no anti-sniper measures, standing openly and chatting casually.
An excellent sniper can achieve "strategizing within the command tent, winning a victory a thousand miles away," concealing themselves a thousand meters away, destroying the target instantly, and leaving silently.
Mo Fei was not yet an ace sniper, barely qualified, but the distance was only 500 meters, and the opponent had no defenses. If he couldn't take them down, then Mo Fei might as well find a block of tofu and smash his head against it!
"Bang!!"
Accompanied by a huge gunshot, the head of one of the chatting guards exploded like a watermelon, brains splattering everywhere, even covering the face of the guard he was chatting with.
Through the scope, Mo Fei could still see the remaining guard's bewildered expression. The person he was chatting with had his head explode just like that. Did they think it was a bottle of wine exploding?
By the time he reacted, he thought of quickly lying down to avoid the sniper, but it was already too late… "Bang!!"
His head also exploded like a watermelon.
"Alright, the problems are solved. We can go find transportation now," Mo Fei said lightly, shouldering the Barrett sniper rifle… Mo Fei then led Spencer and his group swaggered into the transportation depot set up by the boss.
Inside the wooden house, various vehicles were parked: off-road vehicles, motorcycles, and a helicopter.
As soon as the six of them boarded the helicopter, the sound of motorcycles came from outside, growing closer.
"The boss's men are here, take off quickly!" Shouting to Alex, Mo Fei pulled out the Barrett sniper rifle he hadn't put away yet, preparing to snipe the enemy again.
He had expected it. According to typical game plot design, whether by trickery or brute force like Mo Fei, after obtaining the tools, the boss's men would definitely immediately pursue them.
The helicopter's immense wind power and rotor blades directly ripped off the roof of the wooden house, and the helicopter shot out.
Following closely were the boss's men, two mercenaries holding M4A1 Thors, firing directly at the helicopter.
"Bang!!"
"Bang!!"
It was just a pity that they had just opened fire when Mo Fei used the Barrett sniper rifle to blow their heads off.
More enemies surrounded them, and M4A1 Thors furiously rained bullets on the helicopter.
Mo Fei quickly scored headshots one by one.
"Whoosh!!"
Seeing the situation, those exploded minions, without a word, began to unleash their ultimate moves, with Rocket Propelled Grenades flying everywhere.
The helicopter's altitude was sufficient, and the threat of M4A1 Thor's bullets diminished. Mo Fei simply ignored the mercenaries with M4A1 Thors for the time being and focused on dealing with the people carrying Rocket launchers.
It was just that those using Rocket launchers were terribly unskilled. They fired almost ten shots, and not only did they fail to hit the helicopter, but not a single one even grazed it.
Suddenly!
It was either some minion got lucky, or the plot's corrective force, but a certain Rocket Propelled Grenade flew straight towards the helicopter. If it hit directly, everyone on Mo Fei's helicopter would probably be dead!
Mikayla and the others' hearts were in their throats.
If they weren't careful, they could all die here.
Even with Mo Fei as a strong support now, it was… too damn exciting!
Mo Fei concentrated, aimed, and fired!
"Bang!!"
The Rocket Propelled Grenade was blown up in mid-air by Mo Fei, expanding like a fireball. The unstable, intense flames dyed the entire sky red, the air vibrated, and scorching heat waves rolled out.
"Yes!"
Mikayla and the others high-fived in celebration.
"Uncle, you're amazing!" Mikayla hugged Mo Fei's head and gave him a big kiss.
Bethany also wanted to join the fun, but Mo Fei slapped her head, "Don't you know what you look like right now?"
On the lush, tree-covered mountain peak, with steep cliffs, Nigel watched the helicopter fly away and sighed, "The game's balance is completely broken! He'll probably clear all levels in half a day… Where did this cheater come from anyway?"
After Mo Fei and the five others left, the transportation depot, where Rocket Propelled Grenades had been flying everywhere, quickly returned to its original state, as if it had never suffered any explosions.
And the guards killed by Mo Fei with the Barrett sniper rifle also returned to their original state one by one, only their eyes were unusually dull, without any sparkle.