Chapter 101: Honest and Reliable Little Wolf King
Mo Fei felt more wronged than Dou E!
How could he harbor such thoughts about Jean?
Even cheating with Shadowcat made him tremble with fear, afraid that Jean would turn dark one day and settle scores with him. How could he possibly want Jean's niece to...? Wouldn't that be the end of Mo Fei?
So he absolutely had no improper thoughts about Jim!
If it were a different aunt and niece pair... Bah! Even with a different pair, no improper thoughts would arise. He was a dashing young man, an honest and reliable Little Wolf King. He would never be like that shameless Captain America, who would engage in such sordid acts as having both the aunt and the niece!
I, Mo Fei, am an honest man!
But Mikayla didn't believe him!
Mo Fei was forced to swear in God's name, vowing that if he had any sordid thoughts about Jean and Jim, he would be struck by lightning and die a terrible death!
After much persuasion, he finally managed to trick... Bah! He managed to calm Mikayla down.
Hmm, by the way, who exactly is God? Why do so many people swear by him? Strange!
Without those disturbances, according to Mikayla, this girl named Jim was a very good person: kind, enthusiastic, generous, and had high emotional intelligence. She was a good best friend.
What kind of person was Mo Fei? Based on Mo Fei's 25 years of experience today, Jim did seem pretty good. Even excluding her relationship as Jean's niece, this girl was 17 years old and still a virgin. This was as rare as a giant panda among high school girls at parties, fully demonstrating her self-discipline and self-love. She was much better than that seductive slut named Amanda beside her.
Actually, in Mo Fei's heart, Jim was just like Little Spider—both were his own niece and nephew, merely juniors. He only had the heart to teach them. Only those with inner depravity would see depravity in others!
Mikayla and her friends' school party was basically a big carnival-like party. As long as the students didn't cause trouble, they could play however they wanted.
Sitting with Mikayla and her group of young girls, Mo Fei was practically a single red flower in a garden of thousands.
At first, they thought Mo Fei was an honest man who couldn't even flirt, but later they discovered that Mo Fei was actually someone who could effortlessly spout witty remarks, making the group of young girls giggle with laughter!
The party venue was also near a lake and close to a mountain, with beautiful scenery, making it an excellent place for recreation.
Some were swimming in the lake, some were starting to barbecue by the grill, and some were playing ball. Jim and her group of young girls also brought raw food to barbecue.
"Are you guys barbecuing? I want to play too." Mo Fei eagerly rushed into the group of women.
Of course, those women were willing to humor Mo Fei.
In front of the grill, Mo Fei recalled the process Mindy had taught him before: when to brush oil, when to add seasoning, when to flip the food.
While barbecuing, Mo Fei couldn't help but sigh. It seemed Mindy's intelligence was truly high. She could quickly pick up anything and rapidly master it, even excelling at it. In terms of cooking skills, she was already comparable to those hotel chefs.
"Perhaps I should take Mindy to get an IQ test sometime?"
Lost in thought, Mo Fei's chicken wings were ready.
[Created a piece of trash, gained 1 experience point.]
[Cooking Lv1: Warning! Warning! Biochemical virus creator spotted! The biological weapons created have immense destructive power, a cruel death process, and formidable power to exterminate humanity! Trash, you should switch to military manufacturing, that has greater prospects! (Experience 13/100)]
[Virus-coated chicken wings — The creator's biochemical foundation is strong. These chicken wings are practically a murder weapon, enough to cause someone to have diarrhea until dehydrated shock.]
Mo Fei's mouth twitched. This silly dog system was unbelievable!
Was his cooking really that bad?
Biochemical virus?
He'd be damned if he believed its nonsense!
Even if his cooking was bad, at most it would just taste a little unpleasant. Could it really poison someone? Absolutely not!
"Mikayla, these chicken wings are ready. Do you want to try one?"
Mikayla looked at the chicken wings Mo Fei handed her. Honestly, they looked terrible, but the other girls' cooking wasn't much better; none of them were professionals, so their food was similar to Mo Fei's. Logically, it would just taste bad at most, but Mikayla remembered Mindy's warning... Mikayla hesitated. Not taking them would hurt her uncle's feelings, but taking them... she was afraid of a life-threatening situation... "Mikayla, you don't want it? If you don't, I'll eat it. I've been hungry for a while." While Mikayla hesitated, Jim, who had been craving for a long time, casually took the chicken wings Mo Fei had grilled.
Mikayla instantly breathed a sigh of relief.
Then... "Uncle, stay away from the grill!" Seeing Jim run off to vomit after eating Mo Fei's grilled chicken wings, Mikayla rolled her eyes at Mo Fei. She had long heard from Mindy about Mo Fei's terrible cooking skills, but she hadn't expected it to be truly this bad.
Mo Fei gave an embarrassed laugh, then suddenly remembered the silly dog system's evaluation of the chicken wings: diarrhea leading to dehydrated shock... He glanced at Jim, who was currently vomiting, and fell silent for a moment before suddenly saying, "Mikayla, actually it's still early. We don't have to eat so soon. How about we go hike the mountain for a bit first?"
"Huh? I haven't eaten much yet?"
"Come on, let's go! We can still eat when we get back. Maybe we can even find some fresh mushrooms on the mountain to bring back for soup!"
"Then wait for me, Uncle. Let me grab my bag."
Walking up the small mountain with Mikayla, Mo Fei cursed under his breath, thinking, it must be the silly dog system harming me. I used to cook in my original World, and at most it was just unpalatable. Why did it turn into a biochemical weapon in this World?
I'm afraid the silly dog system put a vicious buff on me. How else can it be explained?
The two held hands and had just reached halfway up the mountain when Mo Fei, who had been chatting and laughing with Mikayla, suddenly frowned.
"What's wrong, Uncle?" Mikayla asked curiously.
"Nothing." Mo Fei rubbed Mikayla's head and said with a smile, "It's just that there are more flies lately."
Mikayla blinked, tugged on Mo Fei's sleeve, and whispered, "Uncle, are you saying someone is following us?"
"Mm." Mo Fei said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, I'll protect you."
"I know, Uncle, you're very powerful." Mikayla nodded affirmatively, then glanced around, secretly pulling out a large wrench, the kind used for repairing cars, silver-white with some oil stains, from her bag and handing it to Mo Fei: "Uncle, here's your weapon!"
Mo Fei: "..."
"You don't carry a wrench with you every day, do you?"
"What else? There are so many perverts outside now. What if I encounter one someday and get taken advantage of?" Mikayla said it as a matter of course, but Mo Fei listened with a shiver.
Damn it, thankfully when I used to spend time with you, I didn't get impulsive and want to get on board after only a few dates, otherwise... I would have ended up with broken bones and torn tendons.
"You keep it for self-defense!" Mo Fei looked up at the sky and sighed.
My girlfriend is so fierce. As her boyfriend, how should I choose to be intimate with her without getting KO'd by her?
Waiting online, it's urgent!