Chapter 63: This Object Has a Connection to Me
While Mo Fei and Mikayla were being affectionate, a young man in the class was enduring such torment!
Sam Witwicky, an inconspicuous nobody in the class, just like Little Spider before him, was the joke of the entire class, the kind of person Thompson often hung up and beat.
However, a toad that doesn't dream of eating swan meat isn't a good toad.
Sam was clearly a good toad.
From the very first class of freshman year when they did self-introductions, he had already enshrined Mikayla, one of the school beauties, as his goddess, and swore that he would definitely pursue her to be his girlfriend!
Even though my family is poor and I'm ugly, I have a heart that loves you!
Even though I don't have a car or a house, I'm charming!
Unfortunately, the school beauty Mikayla was very wary and cold towards men. No matter how many times Sam confessed, what he got each time was—You're a good person, but I'm sorry, we're not a good match!
However, Mikayla never accepted his pursuit, nor had she ever accepted the pursuit of any other boy.
This gave Sam some comfort, after all, he still had a chance. Although the hope wasn't great, it was better than nothing!
But he didn't expect Mikayla to suddenly bring her boyfriend to school, which was truly heartbreaking!
Sam felt his heart bleeding!
Mikayla, what's so good about that man that you chose him to be your boyfriend?
In terms of looks... he looked at Mo Fei's appearance, then decided that comparing looks was superficial. What a man truly compares should be his inner qualities.
A man should have excellent grades, go to a good university, find a good job, and provide a good life for his girlfriend.
Then he compared his knowledge with Mo Fei's... he recalled the geometry problem Mo Fei solved effortlessly, and then thought, what's the use of knowledge? A scholar is useless! Does he, Sam, have to be a bookworm like Peter Parker?
A true man should possess extremely strong combat power, giving his girlfriend a strong sense of security and being able to protect her well!
In terms of combat power... Sam glanced at Thompson, who was rolling on the ground from Mo Fei's beating... Never mind, why should I, Sam, compare myself to him in these things? I am me, a different kind of fireworks!
Anyway, I, Sam, am simply more suitable to be Mikayla's boyfriend than that guy!
No arguments accepted!
"Sam, it's your turn to give your family history report now."
A middle-aged teacher with gold-rimmed glasses leaned against the left window of the classroom, yielding the podium to Sam, who was a good toad, and gestured with his hand.
"OK!" Sam stood at the podium, pouring out a pile of tattered, garbage-like items from his backpack: "Sorry, I brought a lot of stuff."
Sam, with his usual idiotic behavior, undoubtedly triggered laughter from the entire class.
One student even used a rubber band to flick a wad of waste paper at Sam.
"For my family history report, I'm going to talk about my great-great-grandfather, a very famous Captain during the Age of Discovery, Captain Archibald Witwicky, a well-known explorer at the time. He was the first person in the World to set foot on the North Pole! In 1897, he led 41 brave sailors into the North Pole..."
Mo Fei looked at Sam, who was acting like an idiot on the podium, then looked at Mikayla, frowned slightly, took out his phone, and started searching on eBay—Mr. Charmer 217.
Well, it seemed he had guessed correctly, even the description of the glasses hadn't changed much.
"This sextant, priced at 50 U.S. dollars, a great deal!"
After briefly introducing his great-great-grandfather's seafaring history, Sam started selling things.
Because Sam's father promised to buy him a car, but the condition was that his grades had to be two A's, and the limit was 4000 U.S. dollars.
If Sam wanted to buy a better car, he had to pay for it himself, so he needed to save up for a car fund.
He had already planned it out: once he bought his first car, he would invite Mikayla and take her for a drive in the countryside.
Even if Mikayla was Mo Fei's girlfriend now, in Sam's opinion, as long as the hoe is good, there's no corner that can't be dug!
"Hmph!" Sam looked at Mo Fei, who was embracing Mikayla, and disdainfully thought: "So what if you're handsome? So what if you have good grades? So what if you can fight? Do you have a car?"
Having coveted Mikayla for a long time, he had studied her for quite a while, and he knew how obsessed Mikayla was with cars!
He believed that as long as he could get his first car, winning over Mikayla would be an easy and natural thing.
But Sam's thinking was a bit too simple. Every item he took out made the entire class roar with laughter, and no one bid, because no student would be interested in these things. He would have better luck selling them to old scholars.
"This is the coolest one. It's my great-grandfather's glasses. They witnessed his magnificent life and are very commemorative and historically significant. Only 200 U.S. dollars."
"200 U.S. dollars, I'll take them."
Mo Fei put his arm around Mikayla's sexy, slender waist and lazily raised his hand.
"This classmate has excellent taste..." Seeing someone bid, Sam immediately perked up, but after seeing it was his love rival, Mo Fei... he became even more excited.
I, Sam, am selling these things today to buy a car, and then to steal your girlfriend. I didn't expect you, this fool, to actually bid on my items.
Then I, Sam, can use the money you gave me to pursue your girl!
Big fool!
Haha, there's nothing more satisfying in the World than this!
I, Sam, Mo Fei, wearing a hat!
At this moment, he looked at Mo Fei's head and felt it was a vibrant green.
It was fortunate that Mo Fei didn't have mind-reading abilities at the moment and didn't know what Sam was thinking, otherwise he would definitely grab him by the feet, hang him upside down, and dunk his head into the toilet to make him sober up—wake up, the foreman is calling you to move bricks!
"Why are you buying these antiques?" Mikayla tugged at Mo Fei's shoulder, helplessly saying, "They're just junk, a waste of money!"
"What kind of money is this? It's just pocket change! Don't you know your boyfriend just earned 1.25 million U.S. dollars not long ago?" Mo Fei smiled faintly.
Mikayla: "..."
I often feel out of place with you rich people because I'm not rich enough!
Can you really waste money like this just because you're rich?
"Besides..." Mo Fei looked meaningfully at Sam, who was grinning foolishly on the stage, and said, "I feel this object has a connection to me!"
To buy these glasses, let alone 200 U.S. dollars, even if it cost 20 billion U.S. dollars, Mo Fei would consider it worth it!
After all, with the technology in Cybertron's hands, would it be difficult to create a tech company even larger than Google or Apple by just leaking a little bit from its fingernail gaps?