Chapter 62: Beyond Help, Hopeless, Just Wait for Death
Although he didn't hear exactly what Little Spider and Gwen said, Mo Fei guessed most of it when he saw Gwen storm off with a dark expression.
This Little Spider is so stupid!
He deserves to have one girlfriend after another die in the latter half of his life, ending up with only his hands for companionship!
If I weren't your uncle, I wouldn't bother with you!
Mo Fei, holding Mikayla, sighed helplessly.
Back in the classroom, after Little Spider roughly recounted the whole story, Mo Fei let out a long sigh and patted Little Spider's shoulder: "Finding a girlfriend, that's three parts destiny, seven parts hard work, and the remaining ninety parts... are far beyond my capabilities! I really can't help you anymore!"
Forget it, I, Mo Fei, should care more about the people I like and less about useless things!
This Little Spider is truly beyond saving!
Being an uncle isn't easy these days!
"Hey! Don't go! Help me analyze this, why did Gwen suddenly get so angry? I'm so scared!" Little Spider was also anxious. Mo Fei didn't see Gwen's face when Little Spider offered her Water—it instantly turned crimson, then immediately became greenish, and finally as black as the bottom of a pot. She then picked up the Water Little Spider gave her and smashed it to the ground, glared fiercely at Little Spider, and then turned and left!
Little Spider had never seen the usually gentle Gwen get so angry, but he also felt very wronged. He didn't even know what he did wrong. Was it wrong to kindly offer her Water?
A woman's heart is truly a needle at the bottom of the sea, too difficult to understand!
He would rather solve the Goldbach Conjecture than try to understand a woman's mood.
"Beyond help, hopeless, just wait for death!" Mo Fei cupped his hands and shook them expressionlessly: "Farewell!"
During class, Little Spider's resentful little eyes occasionally darted glances at Mo Fei.
Because I listened to your instigation, I foolishly went to confess to Gwen, and then inexplicably made her angry. Even if you don't bear the main responsibility, you should at least bear some joint responsibility, right?
And now, when I'm panicking and don't know how to explain to Gwen, you're happily hugging your girlfriend, showing off, and feeding me dog food. Is that really okay?
Soon, a class passed. Little Spider was still sitting in his seat, racking his brains trying to figure out how to apologize to Gwen, but he didn't expect Gwen to proactively come to talk to him.
She came to ask him about a biology question.
In physics and chemistry, Gwen was no weaker than Little Spider, but in biology, she was slightly inferior to him. Therefore, Gwen would sometimes ask Little Spider about topics.
To make progress in learning, not being ashamed to ask is a must.
As for whether Gwen truly wanted to make progress, or something else, that was uncertain.
Gwen also figured it out. Having been classmates with Parker, this blockhead, for so long, didn't she understand his personality?
He wasn't the type of person who wanted to embarrass her; he was just too slow to grasp her subtle hints.
So, Little Spider couldn't see any trace of her earlier anger on Gwen's face; it was as if it had never happened, which made him let out a huge sigh of relief.
Mo Fei glanced at Gwen with some surprise; this girl was magnanimous!
If it were the girls he had met before, hearing Little Spider's audacious move, they would definitely immediately turn hostile, become enemies, and never interact again for all eternity.
A girl's pettiness is far beyond your imagination.
Take, for example, when he was in college, there were four girls in one dorm, and they created seven group chats... With Gwen's magnanimous demeanor, she was worthy of his Little Spider!
However, Little Spider's overly cautious demeanor again displeased Mo Fei. How could a man be a simp!
Simps don't get a house!
A fine young man, what can't he do, how can he be a simp!
A true man need not worry about finding a wife!
Sometimes, as long as you are willing to give up one crooked tree, you can immediately gain an entire forest!
Sometimes you might even discover: the reason you still like women is because you haven't yet met a man who makes your heart flutter!
With the heart of an uncle, after Gwen left, Mo Fei patted Little Spider's shoulder, who was still grinning foolishly there, and said, with a tone of disappointment: "Kid, when you're wooing a girl, you don't necessarily have to spoil her to the heavens. Sometimes, it's very necessary to press down her proud head, understand?"
Little Spider looked down at his crotch, and a thought flashed through his mind: "Like kneeling?"
Mo Fei: "..."
Damn, what have you, you little rascal, been doing behind your uncle's back?
Feeling a bit unnerved by Mo Fei's scrutinizing gaze, Little Spider quickly explained: "It was Ned; he told me this. I didn't know before!"
So that's it. Mo Fei nodded. After all, he was his own nephew, and Mo Fei had a certain understanding of Little Spider. He was just a little good at talking, but he had nothing to do with being a pervert or anything like that!
"Kid, you're lucky; you've met a very good girl! Listen to your brother, confess to her quickly, and you'll immediately win her over! Don't look at me being only 18 now, but I've lived for 25 years, and my eyes are very sharp. I can tell, she likes you too! Trust me, it's true! If you confess to her and fail, I'll pluck out my eyes and compensate you with them!" Mo Fei earnestly patted Little Spider's back.
This is as much as your uncle can help you. I can't possibly teach you how to consummate your marriage, can I?
Gwen likes me too?
Listening to Mo Fei's words, Little Spider felt dizzy. Does Gwen really like him too?
Is it true?
Little Spider occasionally glanced at Gwen in front, but there was never a moment of telepathic eye contact.
He then glanced at Mo Fei.
Mo Fei was whispering to Mikayla again, his face a wide grin, and his hands were restlessly moving around, eliciting a soft rebuke from Mikayla.
Little Spider sighed. Some are parched, some are flooded. What kind of world is this!
And what did he mean by saying he was only 18 but had lived for 25 years?
This is impossible; it completely goes against biological common sense!
Little Spider began to use his solid biological knowledge to analyze whether it was truly possible for a person to be 18 years old but have lived for 25 years.
"Uncle, why are you talking so much to Peter Parker?" Mikayla asked curiously.
"Oh, that, he and I have a bit of a family relationship," Mo Fei explained.
"Like cousins?"
"It's the uncle and nephew kind," Mo Fei rarely spoke without exaggeration: "However, the blood relation between us is already very distant, but since there's still a bit of a connection, I'll give him some guidance."
"Uncle and nephew?" For some reason, Mikayla inexplicably felt like she had suffered a great loss!