Musutafu City, Japan.
A giant villain is causing trouble on the railways at Tatooin Station. He stole someone's bag and went out of control. Numerous citizens begin to approach and gather to see the heroes in action.
The villain becomes increasingly nervous, uses his quirk to hulk out into his giant form and destroys a portal catenary. Death Arms comes running and uses his enormous strength to hold the structure and avoid further damage, while the hero Backdraft uses his Water Pump Quirk to create a fence out of water to limit the perimeter and keep citizens at a safe distance. Then Kamui Woods arrives to confront the giant villain.
As soon as he sees Kamui Woods close to him, the Giant Villain attempts to smash him with his huge hand, but the hero dodges the attack with ease. Annoyed, The villain threatens Kamui Woods, yelling at him to get away. The hero uses his Arbor Quirk to dodge a flurry of crushing attacks. Kamui Woods tries to rush the villain but is pushed back.
After dodging another smash attempt by the villain, Kamui Woods runs up his arm and extends his wooden limb, grabbing his foe's wrist. The Giant Villain simply waves his hand to get rid of the hero, throwing him into the air. Thanks to his athletic agility, Kamui manages to stabilize and land smoothly.
Just before Kamui Woods can use his Lacquered Chain Prison attack, Mt. Lady suddenly jumps in and strikes the Giant Villain with her Canyon Cannon attack, knocking him out. After the Giant Villain is defeated and returned to normal size, paparazzi swarm Mt. Lady.
She smiles and poses erotically with her rear shifting forwards to the sight of everyone on the street:
"Pleased to meet you all! You can call me Mt. Lady! Today's my deput!"
Kamui on the other hand is totally stunned by her intervention.
A teenage boy, dressed in middle school uniform, stands at a distance, watching the whole show from start to finish. He breaks the fourth wall and kicks off his narration to the "audience":
"Look at that young lady in costume swarmed by reporters and journalists. She's a new rising star among the Heroes: "Mount Lady", her quirk is gigantification, she turns into a giant to punch criminals or step on them like ants. It's a strong point of hers: a flashy, powerful quirk.
And the cherry on top: public sexualization. The sheer amount of camera flashes snapping shots of her fat round ass when she goes giant is peak comedy. Plus with the fact that she does have a face looking decent enough to invite the brands."
The boy switches his attention to a suspicious looking man in the crowd:
"Now, look at that shady guy trying to lurk behind her among the crowd, dressed all suspiciously. I can tell he's not there for an interview—no mic, no pen, no paper. His hands are in his pants—the front part—not the pockets, highly suggesting that he's masturbating whilst staring at Mount Lady's curves. And he's wearing sunglasses and a mask to hide his face."
"People will accuse his action as a horrendous crime if they find out. Feeling disgusted by it and throwing him into a prison instantly. Yet at the same time they are hypocrites yearning for female heroes who utilize sexualization for their careers. The public knows. The heroes know. Mount Lady herself knows so you can cry as hard as you want to defend her—yes, you— the simps jerking off to the AI generated hentai arts of hers behind your screens."
The boy says with a provoking sneer and points to his finger towards the "invisible camera".
"However, the big dogs above the heroes? They're on another level. The top brass of the Hero Public Safety Commission and the sponsors—oh, especially those big corps—they're in deep....metaphorically and literally."
"Last month, I hacked into a big Japanese fashion company CEO's laptop and dug up some very interesting "content."
A 40GB folder stuffed with videos of a group sex, or we can use its funny name: "a gangbang". The videos featured the CEO, his cronies, and our main star of the day: Mount Lady—or, by her real name: Yu Takeyama.
And holy shit I gotta say: what a woman Miss Yu Takeyama is. Unfortunately for you, I ain't spilling the full details of what I "observed" because I'm gonna sell the videos on the dark webs for some quick cash. And no, they're not your run-of-the-mill porn sites that'd blast the videos out to the public in milliseconds—I have no intention of doing that…..yet.
But to stretch your brainrot attention span a bit longer, I'll toss this bone: she knocks out criminals as fast as she does her blowjobs."
"And you're probably asking why I've held off on selling the sex videos until now? Well, didn't you hear what she just said earlier or are you deaf? Today's her debut!"
"Anyway, 2 weeks after I cracked that gold mine , the news announced that a new rising young hero Mount Lady just scored a juicy collaboration deal with that same fashion brand. Pure coincidence, right? If there was anyone with super-smelling quirk right here, I bet they could sniff the dried semen in her mouth and under her costume from five miles away—Pfffft snffth!"
The boy halts for a second, snorting with a chuckle, holding back a burst of laughter before he continues:
"My apology, it seems my "jokes" are getting too far . Let's be a little more optimistic or else I will get punched in the mouth by her fans. Maybe the recordings are fake-deep edited and it was just nothing but a funny, little "coincidence". Whatever helps you simps sleep better in your coping delusions. After all, she ain't gonna let you put your tiny cocks inside her if she exists in real life, hehehehehehehe."
"However, if the disappointing reality proves my speculation true…which is true indeed, I don't blame her. I got no personal hate towards Mount Lady or any other female heroes playing the same game. Truth is, she's smart enough to milk her assets for benefits. Hell, if she really wants to, she can dive into the porn industry or OnlyFans and make more money than her entire career as a pro Hero.
It applies to male heroes too, not just the ladies, so don't call me sexist. If you've stayed in this chapter until now, you can call me a disgusting asshole or whatever, but believe it or not: I'm a person of gender equality, more than the feminists themselves could be ironically.
Anyway, Mr Kamui Woods seems to be pitifully depressed because Mount Lady stole his spotlight, but if he has a handsome face under that mask and knows how to use it, people shouldn't have to worry about him.
If showbiz, fashion or pornography are not their things, there's still a ton of other choices. The market always gotta keep up to satisfy its customers' tastes."
"Welp, they say everything changed from that day: when a glowing baby popped out of the womb, marking the start of 150 years of humanity hitting global evolution, where 80% of us now naturally possess supernatural abilities called 'quirks'.
Decades of new crises and conflicts caused by quirks began, creating a dark age of the modern era, and then it ended in the restoration of a peaceful society. 'The world changed, humanity changed', so they said. But I'd argue the opposite: we are somewhat fundamentally the same. The case of Miss Yu Takeyama is just one of the thousands of examples happening behind the light in the industries, and they've been around long before the existence of quirks. *Ehem*, Diddy and Justin Bieber, *Ehem* *Ehem*.
"Oh how rude of me—I haven't introduced myself. The name is Cassius Reyes, 14 year-old, son of the American CEO of Vulcan - a private arms production, global security and advanced technology corporation. I'm currently living in Japan with my mother; we've been here for four years.
Due to some "complicated difficulties" in the business, my father can barely spare any time for us. He's too busy with his job while also dealing with the CIA sniffing for his footprints. Well, I say "barely," not "never". He made preparations for mother and me—keeping our identities secret, providing us with money, house, and all essentials to live like kings for five lifetimes. And he even dropped by to say hi, twice. They were short visits, but they happened.
So the reason we ended up in this country is to stay off the US government's radar, and mainly because my mother loves Japan. There are way safer countries to hide in, but my mother insists this place has the living quality that suits us both. She wasn't wrong, though; I enjoy my life here. Thanks, Mom, and thank you, Japan. 'Alligator go-rice-masu'."
"Anyway, getting too sidetracked with family background so let's swing back to me. I'm about to finish middle school soon, and my sights are set on U.A. high—not because I dream of risking my life fighting villains, saving people everyday or becoming a glorified whore in costume selling my body like Mount Lady over there. Nah, I've got bigger ambitions. Curious to know? Explanation in the next chapter."
Cassius cuts off his narration as he continues on his way to school. It'll be another long, boring day for him as always, at least in class. When he gets back home, though, he's got plenty to keep him occupied.