Who am I?
Why I'm the greatest person to live. The bonafide master!
"Can you get off me."
"No."
"Bruh."
His lifeless face as I sat like an infant on his shoulders brought me great pleasure.
For no other reason but so I can pull on his head.
"What are you trying to do?"
"Crying."
"I seeeeeeeeeeeeee noooooooooooo teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars!"
"Stop."
"Nuh."
"Feel shame you grown woman."
"A simple girl at heart heeds no words."
"Dammit now you're copying my words!!!!!!!!!!"
"Haha."
"I can't see! I can't do MY FUN WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Well mister.
I have a solution.
"I, am bored."
"Everything is not daijoubu… damn even deja vu too."
"Do something with me."
"I'm gonna do that tomorrow."
Mothertrucker you don't think I know I'm going to the depths of hell after your outbursts?
I'll be a frozen statue!
And it won't be in a good state!!
"Tomorrow is tomorrow. Do something NOW."
He looked up at me.
His face a mixture of disgust and why.
"Because I said so."
I smiled widely.
His face just contorted in on itself even more.
"Go play with Val or somethin."
Hey hey now.
Bitch got nothin to do with me other than annoyance.
"Why would I?"
"You'd get along soooooooooo well."
You love rubbing salt in every single wound.
And you know my weakness.
My one indelible secret!
"Oh thanks for the ice cream."
"Then get off me for thanks."
"Mo."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He sounds like he's havin fun.
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My Relationships or something.
████ asked to write this for "Honesty and virtue".
And to also write names of the people instead of halfassing it.
Maybe I'll hang this on my door.
Derrek – Neutral(?) He comes to ask me about things randomly.
Selena – Neutral(?) She also comes to ask me about things randomly.
Uh. Das it for the hunted lmao.
Archmage (former) Entros Michael – Neutral. I can't tell if skelly gives me more work by dumping it on me or is actually giving me work that fits what I do.
Griever/Stalked Inu – Favorable. Ho-oly shit! It's a bear that does taxes!!!! O MAH GAW!!!!!!!!!
Weathered Knight Kyle Werbachen – Neutral. Occasionally I see them. Though when forced to rack our minds together with others, they can create a basis or foundation.
Michelin Star Agress Loschi – Favorable. Michelin Star means something entirely different yet I cannot disassociate it from the restaurant term. She's the head of the food stuff. Also she gives me ice cream.
Minds Eye Edin Mark – Neutral. Strange fellow. Mostly takes the role of coordinator, mediator, and some other word that describes the role. I don't know what they look like. I can try piercing through the hazy shadow but that takes effort, so no.
Engraver Quan Xin – Neutral(?) frankly I'm sceptical on whether ████ just copied or not. Regardless, architecture is a serious matter. To him, Quan. Mr. Xin? I'm not good with these kinds of names.
Honored Regent Pragan Vens – Favorable(?) Like Kyle, but different. Their tones and what they do differ slightly. Focusing more on combat affiliated equipment and the like.
Vile Righteous Hand Zena Hegen – Neutral. An all in master of charisma. Artsy for all things relating to the tongue and mind. Kinda baffling for certain reasons.
As for me?
Uh, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ figure it out lol (help my humor is dated)
That's it for executives.
'Huntress' Sheila – Neutral(?) Congratulated me for… anyways, is one of the guardian guides.
'Burrowing heaven' Willerst – Neutral(?) Also, congratulated me…. Is a guardian guide.
'Judgement' Astromious – Neutral(?) Again, congratulated… His name reminds me of Demetrius in the play I read during one of my high school years. Guardian guide.
'Watcher' Kerbus – Neutral(?) Congratulated… Guardian guide…
Guardian Guides.
LR Argon Weischeld – I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate I hate I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her.
LMR Orion Rei – Like. An advisor who works hard. I occasionally visit to see what she's doing. Like uh. Yeah.
PHR Beas Fax – Friend(?) I'm in a middle ground with this guy. Also his last name is funny. One of the first people I got to know.
All Advisors, please report to my office.
Val – Hate. Hate is a strong word. I'll rip it out of her for good measure.
Burning Wing Aeternos (Salder Dentra) – Favorable. A reliable fellow. Respects (mostly) everyone. How he got Aeternos is relatively funny.
I divided my spine by valor.
Adrius – Neutral. Forgot about him. Reels his kids in when they start crossing some line. The two who ask me random things.
Well this is done. I'll probably know more people later.
…Right.
████ – . Long ago I was just a normal person. Pushing the limits of saying 'normal' but whatever. How I long for it. Now I was forced to follow the flow. Bit of help, but hey! I did it! I grabbed it with my own hands! Thank me later. I may grumble at times, bitch and moan, but you also do that too. Like minded in both being stupidly insane in a world where that's clearly not the status quo. Hey ho though. Got me here after all.
(Btw I knew you were subtly brainwashing me without knowing)
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"What."
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"Help, I'm being dragged."
His flat tone and disinterested face contrasted with earlier.
"Weren't you the one to put this around me?"
"Hey, you're not supposed to be talking."
Bruh.
….
"I'm being dragged. Dragged to my hell…!"
I feel like rubbing my face.
"Where to, where to? Oh only thou knowest from the pitch dark abyss that stares at me."
He's a terrible fucking poet.
"Alright fine I'll walk around."
Nooooooooooo, it's fineeeeeeee. Let everyone see you be dragged by a rope you TIED AROUND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
"We're gonna steal some meat and uh, crash a party or somethin."
Gracious god I was blinded by the darkness.
{When can I take this off.}
He glanced at me then glanced at me again.
"What th– where'd you get that?!"
Ask God.
{Y E S .}
"I'm tired… let me be…."
Nah.
Tears slowly fell down his eye sockets.
"Freee me…."
—__—
Those tears are fake by the way.
This guy can't cry worth a damn in his entirety.
If he did it's from joy and 'that feeling'.
I can say so much trivia that it's worthless.
'That feeling' is rather vague so I just call it something else.
Fun fact, I have it too.
It's more worthless than dog poop.
At least that does something.
Mine does fuck all.
"Sad saps with no knowing…. Hehehahahaha…."
It's a regular day.
…Fuck me I wish I didn't have it.
— — — —
"Wehelcome back E~veryone! I'm yyyyyyyyyyour host Krisalasista! And my assistant!"
There are two things in this world that are certain.
This guy and the fake names deviated.
And the cursed birth I have.
Oh wait, wrong things.
Ignorance does not create bliss.
And uh some other shit that describes the emotion of fear.
Now let me write quickly…
Opening the book, I wrote his name.
████ –
Wow. Even here.
Anyways, I wrote a bit more specifically compared to the other ones. The how, why, when, timing…
Maybe I'm forgetting something.
Time is not–
Nevermind.
I closed the book and put it away. Hasn't noticed yet so it'll be fine.
His head turned to me.
"Kelsey. Your turn." With the widest grin I've seen in a while.
Underneath I did the same because.
So is yours.