I have a problem.
Several problems.
So many problems.
Yeah no fuck me.
Today's the day.
What day?
It's the 'shit! I'm outta money!' day.
Alright I'm lying and just made that up.
I do have a problem though.
I can't see.
More specifically I can't see when eating.
Where's fuckface McGee when you need em.
Poor, poor me has to break rules.
I can't tell if this tastes like trash or it's my brain on drugs.
For the record I'm at some high class restaurant.
High class my ass this place looks worse than my uncleaned room.
Come to think of it, it's not bad in looks. But half of the fucking building is caved in.
Gee I wonder how that happened.
Give me five dollars and it'll be quite obvious why.
For example, this was caused by our wonderful grunts.
A for affirmation.
T for Time.
G for Granted.
U for Univarsally.
Think I'm missin a 'for' in between A and T…
Whatever.
Company acronyms aside, I sat here to watch the greed.
IE I'm bored.
What can you do? Watching ████ do his shtick for now is off.
….Sure. Him doing that is… something new?
I mean I need to have some time to myself too. Whenever the guy is not.
Nevermind.
I'll be shit outta luck tryin to explain the dog water plot he skewed on the first day.
Give me water, fuck me in the ass later.
Ah hate can go so far.
Well I don't hate him.
Questionable! Questionable!
What does a ruler do to their subjects?
What does a ruler give on first impression?
Scared?
Stoic?
Benevolent?
Tyrannical?
Ambitious?
Might as well light everything on fire!
Certified by me.
How. So.
Disregarding what I know and going back to my fun, fun time, the guy burned down four houses.
…Avid obsession.
…So what does it matter now.
Obviously I need to cool down.
But ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Prrrrrrooooooooooooooject.
And one in a while since this guy asked me to do it with him.
I truly am, one of a kind.
Looking outside reminds me of certain things.
The outside of this building is a capital in ruins.
When it comes to destruction, they pretty much throw everything.
An army versus the whole world.
I'll probably see a sight similar to this soon.
It'll feel so cold and desolate.
Most of it was flattened or leveled by the use of major explosives.
Congratulations.
You lasted longer than anyone else.
Credit where credits due.
I fiddled with the spoon in the bowl.
What to do. What to do.
Free time is a given, but thinking of something is hard.
All I've been doin is dying, dying, dying, writing scripts, dying, dying, dying, eating ice cream he brought (It's god tier), dying, dying, dying, dying, uh….
Phek.
Maybe I'll go sleep.
Why'd I go out then.
Theeeeeeeeeeeen.
Sightseeing..?
A quick glance returned that back.
I could go see someone.
Was it more like I got pestered by a diverse ray of people first?
I'm sooooooooooo special. It's astounding.
Praise me o lowly mortals.
Sing my commands.
Your god speaks.
Yeah no.
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[Value Assigning]
I have one question. Why am I writing this? Skelly and bear are better at this. I know my limits fucker. I'm not doing taxes. Stop sending me crap that's out of my domain.
–Very, Very kindly, to Mr. Ceo
[Re: Value Assigning]
You're special ;)
–Super kindly, Mr. Ceo
[Re: Mr. Ceo]
I fucking hate you.
–From your #1 hater.
[Re: Aurum Zero]
Hey >:(
–From Mr. Ceo
[Re: Mr. Ceo]
Cry >:)
–From your #1 hater
[Re: Aurum Zero]
I'm gonna beat you down.
–From Mr. Ceo who's approaching your position
[Re: Mr. Ceo]
Buy me ice cream.
–Aurum Zero's hungry
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I think of myself a contrarian.
That's a lie I don't.
In fact, popularity and attention are like drugs.
Ooh one whiff and your racin for more.
Though those days for me are long gone in the past.
I'm a loveless spinster.
Woe is me.
Despite the years of erosion, I did a funny and stored my memories by tweaking a part of the library.
Oh nostalgia.
I sailed the high seas.
Fought a bear.
Beat his ass.
Beat his ass again.
Got stabbed, stabbed them in return.
Pretty sure I got flattened by a dragon.
Saw three versions of myself(?)
Though that was only after the fact when he told me about it.
Died cosplaying as a hero.
Felt immense 'soul pain'. Whatever that means.
Saw two others similar to me die.
So why am I recounting the many experiences far out of reach for many people?
Though I can't describe everything. That would take me years.
"I think I'm happy. It's hard to say when my face stays the same." I awkwardly smile.
Still have a lot to do. Makes me siiiiiiiick.
"Your very filial daughter is living the high life. I swear. The sun rises solely for me after all." I pointed out cheekily.
There's time again in a while to see them.
"I still love you. Brought me the greatest life despite my favoritism."
They could have taken advantage of that. Taking that for granted…
"I'll keep moving. I'll see to it. Like I always promise."
I was just a puppet. Two separate sides in existence. Now? Heh.
"Thank you. Mom and Dad."