So soon Otaku and others came; first they scolded me for buzzing off on my own, then they thanked the receptionist for their help, and then we moved outside towards the woods, and then these lovely people started speaking in a pretty terrifying tone: "So jerk, where did you buzz off? Now you better tell us, or we will have to ask you in a different way!" Hearing their lovely words, I forced a smile and told them that "strangely, I got unconscious, and when I found myself, I was lying on the floor, so this was the reason for my buzzing off!" Hearing my words, Otaku spoke, "But master, that's not possible because even after using my powers, I was not able to detect your presence in this entire realm, and it wasn't just me, but rather all of us. Neither of us was able to detect your body or your consciousness in this entire realm, so I am getting worried, master. Tell me the real reason!" Hearing his words and seeing his concern, everybody looked me in my eyes and started to give me a pretty terrifying stare, so seeing it, I sighed and spoke, "Ok-ok, I'll tell you the real truth. As I was struggling with my mind, I was teleported to my inner consciousness, and then I had a lovely chat with my inner self, and then I came out, and when I came out, I was lying on the floor. So I don't know, maybe it is because of some magic and stuff, but from my side, I didn't use anything to conceal my presence or anything." Hearing my words, everybody looked at me and sighed and spoke, "Ok, we got your words, but you have to promise us that you are not joining us for some saint or something like that; you surely require inner healing." Hearing this new mess, I made an annoyed face, and I spoke, "Hey, what the fuck? Come on, don't be like this. You know how messy it becomes and how insane the saints are. Even in my own world, the saints are surely nothing but trouble. They had pretty wicked personalities and even had some strange powers on them. So the main point is, I am not coming to them. Why can't you all help? If you can't, then surely I could create a skill that could clean me automatically!" Hearing my words, everybody sighed, and this time Nicole spoke. "Well, sorry to disappoint you, but we can't because, you see, we all doesn't have anything related to medical stuff, as ashoka had necromancy and then niona has witch's attribute while Otaku has his void and I have my death, so mainly neither of us has that kind of ability to help you with that and about your skill, well surely it can be used but the risk ratio is quite high because the internal parts of human, surely are way too complex and for the person who even developed more complex body then human body surely must know what it is meant to see such body from inside and you will have to fix every single particle of conciousness and even if you managed to clean it then it will atleast take time of entire month or maybe more than it." Hearing her words, I looked at Otaku and cursed him because he surely spilled the beans about the body that I created, so I laughed apologetically and sighfully and spoke, "Ok, but can we go later on? We still have our match, remember? It is about finals, and after finals we can gift the elven nation my potion that I made back then and also do something about dark elves, as surely resolving their conflicts also comes with great priority. So how about we think about going to inner healing next week?" Hearing my words, they looked pretty cheerful but way too happy, which was even concerning me. Soon there was a strange sound coming from my badge that I got from the guild, and a familiar voice came from it, but surely it was neither lovely nor peaceful; it was more like scolding, as there was only one person in this world that could scold me like this, our lovely Michael: "You brat, you piece of shit, where are you? Ashoka just informed me about your disappearance, you piece of nothingness. Do you know how much you are making me worry? And if you want to again and again do things like this, then surely I will kill you before your time comes. Just where the fuck are you?" Hearing his such lovely words, everybody started to hold their laughter, and I was feeling way too embarrassed. Just now he cursed me in way too many languages, and due to my skill, I was able to understand all of it, so I was cursing this bastard in my inner mind, but I sighed and spoke while assuring, "Brother, I am here only. This Ashoka was just messing with you. He and Niona thought of messing with you. Believe me, I can even share proof with you. They both were just messing around. I was at the bath area only in the elven nation, so don't worry." Hearing my words, he sighed and cursed me a few times and then cursed both of them and cut the phone while saying, "I am sending Baalu there, so make sure to properly treat him; he is our third great elder." So hearing his name, both Ashoka and Niona wanted to say something to Michael, but he cut the call, and they sighed and looked at me with pretty fierce eyes and spoke, "It is all because of you. If you wouldn't have disappeared, then surely we wouldn't have had to see him again. That creep is worse than all of us; he is just nuts. The most appropriate title for him could be 'Dark Sage'!" Hearing his title, I became confused because there was no concept of a dark sage in games or stories, and even Otaku and Nicole were shocked, but I was insanely confused, so I asked, "What is he? What is even a dark sage? Why do you not like him? Is he more scum than both of you?"
