"so you're telling me you're some kind of system or something?"
"YES HOST!" the chirpy blue screen said.
How did I even end up in this situation?
I came home, had dinner, scrolled through my phone and went to bed.
So why am I waking up like this in god knows where?
I didn't even get hit by a truck!
I even have a loving family!
Sure, I was kinda done with my job- BUT THAT DOSENT IMPLY I WANTED TO GET TRANSMIGRATED???!
"You told me I got isekai'd. So, where is this place?"
"HOST MUST FIND THAT OUT ON HIS OWN. THERE IS NO FUN IN TELLING YOU ALL THE ANSWERS." The d*** said.
"HOST, LANGUAGE :] "
" if you're not going to help me, why the hell are you even here?"
"I will be watching the host. "
".....so, you're surveillance?"
"I WILL BE GIVING THE HOST NECESSARY ADVICE AND HELP TOO "
…..Yeah, my life sucks.
Now I'm even under 24-hour surveillance.
Ughh who's body even is this?
Looking at this apartment, I'd say this body definitely is a rich guy.
I mean just owning this big of an apartment in a large city implies he's rich enough.
Checking through his stuff I did find an identity card.
'KAELEN VALERIUS DUSKBANE
AGE: 22
SWORDSMANSHIP INSTRUCTOR
LUNARIS ACADEMY'
'Lunaris academy? Isn't this from that nove-'
"CONGRATULATIONS HOST!"
"DON'T POP UP INTO MY FACE YOU-"
"AS YOU HAVE REALISED THAT YOU HAVE ENTERED THE WORLD OF 'LEVELING UP WITH THE SYSTEM' YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH 10 AFFINITY COINS!"
'Leveling up with the system?'
I read that a while back. Honestly, I don't even clearly remember the character names. It was one of those novels in which the MC has a sad past and vows revenge, then the system pops up. And BOOM now you have your chosen one. Then the guy goes to the academy, meets allies, friends, lovers, villains and extras. grows stronger-fights the demon king and saves the world.
This world even has a happy ending. So why am I even here?
'Do I just stay still, not mess with the plot and then I just get send back home?'
"THE HOST DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH AUTHORITY TO ENQUIRE"
"How do I get enough authority, system?"
"YOU CAN BUY AUTHORITY USING AFFINITY COINS. AND PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME SYSTEM" the system pouted?
"…. What else would I call a transparent blue screen that talks and even has a point system?"
"PLEASE NAME ME HOST!!"
"…. chirpy?"
"....?"
"…."
"HOST HAS NAMED ME CHIRPY , REDUCTION OF 10 AFFINITY COINS DUE TO MY DISSATISFACTION"
"HEY! What's wrong with the name chirpy? if you don't like it just change it, why are you taking my affinity coins?"
"I CAN ONLY BE NAMED ONCE HOST"
"...So you're stuck with the name chirpy for life?"
"..YES :("
"…..It's cute."
" :("
"Show my affinity coins."
"THE HOST HAS 100 AFFINITY COINS"
"huh? Why do I have 100 coins? Is it a starter pack?"
"HOST WAS REWARDED 100 AFFINITY COINS FOR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL"
"EEHH SO IS IT A BIG DEAL THAT I GET 100 POINTS FOR IT?!"
"THE MORE THE CHARACTER IS INTEGRATED INTO THE STORYLINE , THE MORE DIFFICULT IT IS TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL. IF THE MAIN CHARACTER HAD BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL -THE WORLD WOULD HAVE SHATTERED. BUT SINCE THE HOST HAD ZERO RELEVANCE IN THIS WORLD IT WAS EASIER FOR THE HOST."
"…So you're telling me that if the MC gets to know that this world is a novel , the world gets destroyed?"
"YES"
.... imagine some third-rate villain shouting at the MC that this world is fiction and then BOOM-
the world just ends.
-And then the directed by Robert b. Weide outro just plays.
Kinda funny if you ask me.
"Hey chirpy who's this Kael guy in the novel?"
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE 30 AFFINITY COINS TO KNOW THE FATE OF CHARACTER KAELEN VALERIUS DUSKBANE?"
"WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE?!"
"INFORMATION IS VERY VALUABLE HOST"
"Ugh use it!"
" 'KAELEN VALERIUS DUSKBANE' IS THE FOURTH PRINCE OF THE EMPIRE WHO GETS PLACED IN THE LUNARIS ACADEMY AS AN INSTUCTOR DUE TO HIS POSITION. HE IS KNOWN WIDELY AS THE PRINCE WHO LACKS TALENT , AND AS A DEADBEAT. HE DIES DURING THE DEMON INVASION IN THE FIRST ARC OF THE NOVEL-WHICH IS IN 2 MONTHS"
"....Is he rich?"
"HE IS CURRENTLY IN DEBT"
".......how much?"
"APPROXIMATELY 200 MILLION GOLD COINS WHICH WOULD BE ENOUGH TO BUY A SMALL CITY"
"UGHH ***--"
CHIRPY IS CURRENTLY CENSORING THE HOST'S WORDS FOR THE NEXT 2 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS ;)