"You do know the man bun looks shit on you right? You look like those scam artists who preach about how yoga cures cancer and that a special pose will return you to your youth but only for 299 dollars."
Toby mentioned with a disgusting look.
Klaus chuckled at his words before pulling the hairband tying his hair together. Toby continued his words after seeing him take his advice.
"I swear Sunny is a total smash, if he becomes a femboy you know I'm smashing him." Toby deadpanned.
"I swear you're gay, you are not beating those allegations. The only person who's a smash here is Nephis." Klaus muttered, while leaning towards Toby.
"Nah Nephis ain't all that, Cassie on the other hand…." Toby then did a few movements that would make the whole community of feminists angry.
"Anyways, I'm going off topic, what I was going to say was that let's aurafarm! I mean let's reveal our True Names and make everyone be in awe of us.
"Secondly, don't you dare take Wilderness Survival by itself, I don't care what you take but Combat Classes should be on your list! I want to fight you to the death! Go ahead, make your threats, stake your claim." Toby said with a few punches to his shoulder.
"I'm not going to fight you Toby." Klaus declared with a deep sigh, his friend was truly tiring to be around.
Toby clicked his tongue with disappointment, "What?! I'd fight me!"
"..."
The supper was quite a delicacy, Klaus put a mountain of food on his plate and hungrily devoured it all, much to his friends dismay.
"Eat more rabidly, people definitely won't think that we're from the outskirts." Toby muttered with disdain, glancing at the ravenous figure of Klaus.
"You know my dear friend, you're the most hypocritical and contradictory person I know. You act all freaky and weird but you also maintain class. I aspire to be as ignorant of my flaws as you."
Toby cracked a wide grin at his words, "I know, that's what makes me so lovable and cute."
"Cute? I never thought a curly haired baboon was cute." Klaus said in between chews.
"Oh please, it isn't my fault that I look like the goat Obito Uchiha. You look even worse, imagine having blue hair! You look like the love child of Rimuru Tempest and Alucard, by product of a gas station condom and too much tequila for real."
They quarreled with increasing spite for a few more minutes before their respective communicators rang.
It seemed that it was time for their interview, they both glanced at each other and cracked a smile. An unspoken agreement passed by them—to see who could aurafarm more with their True Name.
Toby entered first, with a confident grin.
His interview didn't take long at all, it took closer to a minute. Klaus soon followed.
""Would you mind telling me about the type of Aspect Ability you received, as in combat, sorcery, utility?"
The interviewer asked, she had dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Her nose was high and her cheekbones were defined, she looked astounding, but that was only because Klaus was originally from Earth.
She could have probably been a Victoria Secret model in his world but here, she was probably average.
"It's a mix of combat and sorcery I guess." Klaus answered quietly as she penned it in her notepad.
"That's peculiar and strong, mind sharing more?"
"No, not really." Klaus muttered as she shook her head with dismay.
"I see, let's move onto another topic shall we? How was your First Nightmare, could you describe it for me? I think it must've been very difficult for you to spend seven months in it." She asked, her eyes narrowed at him, waiting for him to answer.
"Well it was pretty difficult, but I had a few people there to help me…." Klaus uttered slowly, he closed his eyes to reminisce about them.
He quickly opened his eyes with a glint in his eyes, "It was very bloody and murder if I had to say so myself, if I had to count, I think I wiped out almost a quarter of the population."
She leaned towards him with a questioning gaze, her mouth parted slightly in shock, "What do you mean?"
"Oh I don't want to bore you, narrating."
"No, I don't mind." The interviewer responded with a robotic smile.
"No, it's alright we can continue." Klaus spoke with a soft smile. The interviewer smiled ridiculously while she struggled inwardly to not show her disdain, before continuing.
"Do you want to take up psychological counseling to resolve any issues you're facing from the Nightmare?"
Before Klaus could even answer, the interviewer already jotted down something, causing him to scoff, "No, not really."
She nodded as if expecting his question, "Well that's about it, is there anything else you'd like to share."
Hearing her words, Klaus's lips parted into a grin, "Well… there is something else."
"..."
Klaus finally arrived at his dormitory, it was clean and also neatly arranged. There was a desk on one side and a washroom to the side.
His bed had silk sheets and a blanket at its edge, two blankets to be precise. "No, no, no!"
He screamed quietly as a certain spiky black haired youth exited from the washroom with a towel wrapped around his body, his lips curling into a smile as he spoke softly, "Hello, big brother."
"I managed to convince the instructors to pair us up since we're brothers after all. Still, why do you look so grumpy and angry?
"I noticed this since you've come back, you're all indifferent and cold, like Goat Yuan. You know you won't get the huzz if you're so cold. You should be like me, funny and adorable.
"I remember the times you were like me, exactly like me, all freaky and weird. Where did my real big brother go?" Toby asked with disappointment.
"I'll keep that in mind, bastard."
Klaus remarked before removing his shoes and jumping into bed, 'Ah these sheets are so soft, it's been a hot minute since I've experienced this.'
Klaus muttered in his mind with satisfaction.
"Hey Toby, have you ever wondered what our lives would be if we didn't transmigrate?" Klaus asked with slight regret before Toby put his hand up.
"Bro, no chick flick moments." He declared with a smile.
"Alright, jerk."
Toby's lips curled into a grin, "Bitch."
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A/N - Did I cook?