The sun was rising on Cocoyasi Village, casting golden light over the ocean as the townspeople gathered at the harbor. Many were teary-eyed, others cheering, and some—like Genzo—still not sure what to make of the man they had watched obliterate an entire pirate crew in less than ten minutes.
Vegito stood tall on the dock, his coat whipping in the wind. Behind him, Nami and Nojiko stood side-by-side, bags packed, both now clad in upgraded versions of their usual outfits—courtesy of the system's wardrobe function. Nojiko now wore a cropped blue jacket over her tank top, and Nami had switched to a sleeker two-piece set ideal for sailing and—more importantly—turning heads.
"So this is really it," Nami said, eyes scanning the people who had raised her. "I never thought I'd leave like this… with a pirate."
Vegito smirked, resting a hand on her head. "You're not leaving them behind. You're taking them with you—in your freedom."
Nojiko playfully elbowed her sister. "And he's hot. You could do worse."
Nami blushed. "I hate how much I agree with that."
With a casual raise of his hand, Vegito summoned the Dream Conqueror from his Realm space, the ship materializing with a hum of energy and a swirl of golden wind. The crowd gasped as the sleek vessel descended gently into the sea, its cosmic sails unfolding like wings.
"Alright, ladies," Vegito said, walking up the ramp with that cocky swagger only a Saiyan god-tier warrior could pull off. "Let's go rewrite history."
On Board the Dream Conqueror
The ship was more than just a vessel—it was a mobile fortress, a floating paradise, and a technological marvel. Inside, the halls gleamed with polished steel and teak wood, luxurious and deadly all at once. The kitchen was massive, the training room rivaled any marine base, and the bedrooms…
Let's just say Nami and Nojiko both got suites fit for queens, and Vegito's room—though massive—remained suspiciously centered between theirs.
"You designed this ship to be a harem cruiser, didn't you?" Nojiko teased.
Vegito shrugged with a grin. "I prefer the term 'Mobile Waifu Fortress.'"
Nami rolled her eyes. "Ugh… I hate how the name kinda works."
Later that night, as they shared their first dinner aboard, Nami surprised herself by laughing—really laughing—as Vegito recounted the time he suplexed a giant dinosaur into a lake because it "gave him a funny look."
The crew was small, but there was already something growing between them—a sense of belonging.
And as the stars rose over the sea, Nami found herself gazing at the horizon… not in fear, but excitement.
Trouble on the Horizon
Three days out from Cocoyasi, while cruising through the southern stretch of East Blue, the crew spotted smoke on the horizon.
Vegito, lounging shirtless on the deck while Nojiko tended to a sunburn on Nami's back (much to the redhead's flustered embarrassment), opened one eye.
"Someone's having a party—or a problem."
Nami stood, squinting toward the source. "Looks like a small merchant ship… under attack."
Nojiko brought up the spyglass from the helm console. "Yup. One ship is boarding another… and the flag—oh."
"What is it?" Vegito asked.
She turned to him, grinning. "You're gonna love this."
She handed him the spyglass.
Through the lens, Vegito saw a pink-and-white ship shaped like a swan, with heart patterns painted across the sides.
The flag?
A cartoonish face of a once-fat woman now turned bombshell, with lipstick and a cruel grin.
"Iron Mace Alvida."
The Smooth-Smooth Fruit's Queen
Alvida stood tall on the deck of her ship, her Smooth-Smooth Fruit having reshaped her into an absolute goddess.
Her once grotesque form was gone—now replaced by an hourglass figure, long dark hair cascading over bare shoulders, and a set of dangerously seductive curves. She wore tight black leather over her pale skin, her iron mace still slung casually across her back like a fashion accessory.
She laughed as her crew looted the merchant vessel.
"That's right, you worms! Crawl and beg! Alvida doesn't spare cowards!"
One of her lackeys tapped her shoulder. "Uh, Captain… someone's flying toward us."
"…What?"
BOOM.
A sonic boom split the sky.
Vegito, arms folded, tail flicking lazily behind him, descended from the heavens like a divine punishment.
The waves below surged from his arrival, slamming both ships with shockwaves.
"Hey there," Vegito said casually. "You the sexy pirate queen terrorizing these waters?"
Alvida blinked, genuinely stunned. "W-Who are you?"
"I'm the man who just added you to his recruitment list."
She bristled, stepping forward, eyes narrowing. "You think you can just show up and—"
Vegito vanished.
Then he reappeared behind her, whispering into her ear, "Careful. Your fruit makes you slippery… but not faster than light."
She gasped, spinning around—only to find him sitting calmly on a crate, legs crossed, smirking.
Her crew was already passed out from Conqueror's Haki.
"You're strong," she said slowly. "Not just strong—dangerous."
"Correct."
"Why me?"
Vegito stood, circling her with lazy confidence. "You're powerful. Beautiful. Cruel—yet commanding. The kind of woman this world fears."
He paused, brushing a strand of hair from her cheek. "Join me, Alvida. I'll make you more than feared. I'll make you legendary."
Her breath caught.
He wasn't asking. But he wasn't forcing either.
It was an offer. A seductive one.
"…And what if I refuse?"
Vegito's grin widened. "Then I knock you out, tie you up, and throw you in the hot tub until you change your mind."
She blinked.
Then burst out laughing.
"Well then," she purred, stepping close, chest nearly pressing into his, "you'd better hope I don't like hot tubs too much."
A New Queen Joins the Fold
Back on the Dream Conqueror, Nami watched from the rail as Alvida boarded, hips swaying as she explored the ship.
"Great," Nami muttered. "Another big-breasted pirate woman to flirt with him."
Nojiko elbowed her. "Jealous already?"
"I'm not—!" She flushed, then turned away.
Inside, Alvida took one look at the luxury interiors and nearly moaned. "You've got a spa on board?"
Vegito smirked. "I said legendary, didn't I?"
Later that night, the four of them shared drinks in the lounge. Alvida, wrapped in a silk robe, lounged against Vegito's side like she belonged there.
"So," Alvida asked, running a finger up his chest, "how many other women are you planning to recruit?"
"As many as I meet who impress me."
"…You're going to break the world, you know that?"
Vegito clinked glasses with her. "That's the idea."
System Update: New Crew Member Acquired
Second Crew Member: AlvidaRole: Combat Specialist / Morale OfficerBonus Unlocked: Smooth Armor Buff – Reduces Ki/Energy Drain from Physical AttacksAffinity Level: High – Flirtatious Alignment
World Reaction: Shocking Power
News Coo Report – East Blue Edition
"Arlong Park Destroyed – Unknown Pirate Defeats Fishman Warlord""Mysterious Ship Flies Over East Blue – Technology or Magic?""Alvida Joins New Pirate King Contender?!"
Marine HQ meeting rooms were in chaos.
Vice Admiral Garp nearly spat his rice crackers out.
"Vegito, huh? What the hell kinda name is that?!"
Elsewhere, the Revolutionary Army took note. Dragon, Luffy's father, read the report quietly.
"A wild card."
And far away, in the dark chambers beneath the Holy Land, a shadowed figure with glowing red eyes stared at the rising wave.
"King Fist… Vegito…"