Eucliwood Hellscythe's abilities sent the entire chat group into a frenzy, instantly making her the most popular member—no contest.
To better understand her powers, everyone had binged *Is This a Zombie?* the night before.
As for *Boruto*?
Even Namikaze Minato, the doting grandfather, declared he'd watch *Is This a Zombie?* first before checking out his grandson's series.
Tsunade, the newcomer, wanted to watch too, but with zero points on her first day, she had to swallow her pride and borrow points. The only one willing to lend her 500? Yuno Gasai.
In stark contrast, Uzumaki Boruto and Eucliwood were treated like royalty.
Thanks to Minato, Boruto was guaranteed a cushy life in the group.
As for Eucliwood? Everyone was scrambling to befriend her. Calling her a "national treasure" wouldn't be an exaggeration.
Meanwhile, Su Xiaoqi, who had rewatched *Is This a Zombie?* multiple times, slept like a baby.
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**Morning**
"Master, good morning."
"G-Good morning."
"Morning." Su Xiaoqi nodded at the two before turning to Yuzuru Yatogai (Yoshinon). "Are you free to come with me somewhere today?"
Yoshinon paused mid-bite. "Sure, but… aren't you bringing Kurumi?"
Su Xiaoqi recalled Kurumi sneaking into his room last night and currently snoring like a log. "She had a late night. Let her sleep."
Yoshinon nodded. "Where are we going?"
"Later. After breakfast."
Once finished, Su Xiaoqi turned to Ikaros. "Ikaros, hold down the fort. Tell Kurumi we're out recruiting more 'sisters' for her."
"Understood, Master."
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Their target? The Yamai twins, Yuzuru and Kaguya.
In the original story, they first appeared on an island during Shido's school trip. But since Su Xiaoqi wasn't familiar with this world's geography, he needed Yoshinon as a guide.
After flying for a while, Yoshinon pointed at an island below. "This should be the one. But are you sure those Spirits will be here?"
"Worth a shot. If not, consider it a sightseeing trip."
Su Xiaoqi pulled out two burlap sacks, handing one to Yoshinon. "If they show up, I'll knock them out. We'll each bag one—let you experience the joy of sack-tossing."
Yoshinon stared at the sack awkwardly. "O…kay?"
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After scouring the island with no luck, Su Xiaoqi sighed. "Guess we struck out. Let's head—"
Suddenly, the sky darkened. Storm clouds rolled in, and gales howled.
Yoshinon frowned. "No Spacequake, but why is AST chasing that Spirit?"
Su Xiaoqi was even more confused. *Where's the other twin?*
Before he could ponder, the Spirit—clearly injured—landed beside Yoshinon.
"You're a Spirit too, right? I don't know why you're here, but help me deal with AST first?"
Just as Yoshinon raised her hand to knock her out, AST surrounded them and launched missiles without warning.
Su Xiaoqi blocked the barrage with a ki barrier, his expression darkening. "Yoshinon, handle her. I'll deal with these pests."
"O-Okay."
Yoshinon shivered. The aura around him now was predatory—like a beast eyeing prey.
Originally, Su Xiaoqi planned to just drive AST away. But since they attacked first? No mercy.
*And no familiar faces among them anyway.*
As he tore through the squad, Yoshinon murmured, "He's so cool like this…"
The injured Spirit blinked. "Who *is* he? Since when do male Spirits exist?"
Annoyed, Yoshinon glared. "Shut up. If you don't want a beating, obey me. I'll let you be third-in-command."
"Psycho."
*Thud.*
The Spirit collapsed, unconscious.
Yoshinon smirked. "Who's the psycho now? Enjoy the sack."
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"Yoshinon, where's the—" Su Xiaoqi paused, spotting the wriggling sack.
"Darling~ All packaged! Let's interrogate her at home."
"…Darling?"
Su Xiaoqi stared. "What's *wrong* with you?"
Yoshinon clung to his arm. "Darling, Kurumi's words made sense! And you *promised* to protect me~"
*Did her 'yandere' switch just flip?!*
"Let's talk at home."
"Okay, Darling~"
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Back home, Kurumi gaped at their closeness. "Darling, you *worked fast*."
Su Xiaoqi groaned. "I did *nothing*."
Yoshinon giggled. "Darling, you did *everything* without doing anything~"
Kurumi snapped. "Yoshinon! 'Darling' is *my* thing!"
Yoshinon suddenly hugged Kurumi, nuzzling her cheek. "Kurumi-chaaan~ Let me use it too! Pleaaase?"
"*GET OFF!*" Kurumi flailed. "I order you to go back to your stuck-up self!"
"You *said* 'no need to act around us' yesterday!"
"My *face* is peeling! *DAAAARLING! HELP!*"
Su Xiaoqi laughed. "Karma, Kurumi."
"Yoshinon, enough. Let's interrogate our guest."
"Okay, *Dar~ling*."
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Under Kurumi and Yoshinon's "persuasion" (read: threats), Kazamachi Yuzuru "surrendered" after only three knockouts.
She explained her failed attempt to split her personality, leaving her in this state.
Su Xiaoqi nodded. "Rest for now. Whether to try again is your call."
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After lunch, Yoshinon dragged them out. "Darling! Kurumi! Let's go sack-tossing!"
Su Xiaoqi sighed. *Her personality's beyond salvageable.*
Kurumi looked dead inside. "Darling… I regret everything."
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At a park, Su Xiaoqi spotted a blue-haired loli Spirit playing. "Yoshino?"
Kurumi grinned. "Darling, she's easy. Leave her to me."
Yoshinon clapped. "Knock her out! I'll bag her!"
Kurumi whirled. "*PLEASE* stop with the sacks!"
But when they approached, the timid Yoshino they expected was… gone.
Instead, a hyperactive gremlin waved. "Hey, mister! Miss! Wanna play? *Loser dies!*"
Her rabbit puppet, Yoshinon (the hand puppet), stammered, "S-Sorry to bother you…"
Su Xiaoqi stared. "Kurumi. *Explain.*"
Kurumi paled. "Darling, I *swear* I don't know why they're all like this! But *I'm* normal!"
Su Xiaoqi deadpanned. "*You* left 'normal' behind ages ago."
Yoshinon shrugged. "Who cares? Bag her before AST shows up."
Right on cue, a Spacequake alarm blared. As crowds fled, a figure descended from the sky.
Yoshino cheered. "Big sis! What're we playing today?!"