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Chapter 103 - Chapter 105: Namikaze Minato: "After I'm Revived, Let’s Cause Trouble in Konoha Together"   

[Su Xiaoqi] Before I say anything else, I want to apologize to everyone. I previously hid the truth about Himejima Akeno from you all.

\[Sakata Gintoki] Xiaoqi, that's not cool. You've been hiding in your blankets every night, secretly watching big cutie and doing ○○ all by yourself?

\[Notice: Sakata Gintoki has been muted for 10 minutes.]

\[Kashiwazaki Sena] Huh? But… why would you do that?

\[Aizen Sōsuke] It means her identity is special. My guess is it's not about her strength but something else.

\[Tokisaki Kurumi] "Special"? More like disgusting.

\[Lu Linglong] I can't accept it either. It's just too… I'm too embarrassed to even say it.

\[Himejima Akeno] Oh? So my identity has been exposed, has it?

\[Su Xiaoqi] It's not about your identity. Being a half-human, half-fallen angel isn't anything unusual—even if you add being a devil's servant, it's still not a big deal.

\[Kashiwazaki Sena] I know what devils are, but what's a fallen angel?

\[Su Xiaoqi] The devils in her world are different from the ones you're thinking of. Simply put, they look human but have wings. Fallen angels are similar.

\[Kashiwazaki Sena] @Himejima Akeno, can I see them sometime?

\[Himejima Akeno] Ara\~ Of course\~

\[Kuroba Kaito] I wanna see too.

\[Sakuragi Hanamichi] +1

\[Namikaze Minato] +2

\[Aizen Sōsuke] I'm also a bit curious.

\[Lu Linglong] None of you men are allowed to look!

\[Sakuragi Hanamichi] Big sis, why not?

\[Tokisaki Kurumi] Because if you do, your eyes will grow hemorrhoids.

\[Kuroba Kaito] That sounds terrifying! Never mind, I won't look.

\[Himejima Akeno] @Tokisaki Kurumi, do you really think I have no temper? You'd better not provoke me.

\[Tokisaki Kurumi] What if I do? Fight me.

\[Notice: Tokisaki Kurumi has been muted for 1 minute.]

\[Zhu Zhuqing] Let Xiaoqi finish speaking first.

\[Su Xiaoqi] @Himejima Akeno, I'll be blunt. The reason they can't accept you isn't your identity—it's your usual behavior and the world you come from.

\[Su Xiaoqi] Because you're an 18+ character.

\[Kashiwazaki Sena] Huh? 18+? That's…

\[Kuroba Kaito] Uh… no wonder.

\[Sakuragi Hanamichi] Bro, what's 18+?

\[Su Xiaoqi] It's those colorful books you secretly read in the bathroom.

\[Sakuragi Hanamichi] Oh, that—Wait, no! I don't secretly read those at night!

\[Kuroba Kaito] Hanamichi, you just confessed.

\[Tokisaki Kurumi] Hmph. "18+"? More like worse. Clothes are just decorations for this woman—whether she wears them or not makes no difference.

\[Himejima Akeno] Ara\~ Coming from a girl whose entire personality revolves around kissing—how many times have you kissed that Itsuka Shidō? 100? 200?

\[Tokisaki Kurumi] Sorry, but in my current world, there is no Itsuka Shidō. My first kiss is still reserved for darling.

\[Himejima Akeno] Then how do you know what my world is like?

\[Tokisaki Kurumi] I don't need to. I've already seen every inch of you—and so have Linglong and Zhuqing. Shameless woman.

\[Kuroba Kaito] W-Wait, that's that kind of anime?!

\[Sakata Gintoki] HOLD IT!!! What's the name of this anime?! Tell Gin-san right now—I'm gonna watch it immediately!

\[Notice: Sakata Gintoki has been muted for 9999 minutes.]

\[Lu Linglong] @Himejima Akeno, the three of us watched your anime last night. As fellow women, we can't accept how extreme your scenes are.

\[Himejima Akeno] @Su Xiaoqi, sharing my anime with others without my permission—isn't that a bit unfair?

\[Zhu Zhuqing] It wasn't his fault. We got him drunk last night and accidentally got the name out of him.

\[Nami] You guys are already playing that wild? Next time, take me along—I'll take the chance to punch him a few times.

\[Notice: Nami has been muted for 10 minutes.]

\[Su Xiaoqi] @Himejima Akeno, regardless of the reason, I owe you an apology. Also, I've privately sent you the anime info.

\[Himejima Akeno] @Lu Linglong, @Zhu Zhuqing, don't you see the contradiction in your words? That Nami from One Piece has done similar things, yet you're friends with her.

\[Lu Linglong] You might call me a hypocrite, but Nami never had explicit scenes. You? Full exposure, close-ups, and the way you seduced Hyoudou Issei…

\[Zhu Zhuqing] Liking Hyoudou Issei is normal. Chasing him is normal—I chased Xiaoqi too. But the methods you used… I could never do that.

\[Himejima Akeno] Hyoudou Issei? I see.

\[Tokisaki Kurumi] What, don't tell me in your world, Hyoudou Issei is also a woman.

\[Himejima Akeno] None of your business.

\[Himejima Akeno] @Su Xiaoqi, what about you?

\[Su Xiaoqi] As a modern man, I love your anime. Hell, I even read your doujins.

\[Su Xiaoqi] I admit I'm a hypocrite—I enjoy watching it, but I can't accept someone as open as you. But rest assured:

\[Su Xiaoqi] Everyone has their own way of doing things. Some can accept it, some can't. Since you're in this chat, as long as you don't cause trouble, I won't mute or kick you.

\[Su Xiaoqi] As for your feud with Kurumi—same as before: fight it out. @Tokisaki Kurumi, no more slandering Akeno. Got it?

\[Tokisaki Kurumi] Hmph.

\[Su Xiaoqi] @Zhu Zhuqing, @Lu Linglong, @Tokisaki Kurumi, don't any of you mention that anime again. And if anyone else finds it, keep it to yourselves.

\[Notice: Sakata Gintoki has been unmuted.]

\[Himejima Akeno] One last question—if I trigger a mission and need your help, will you come?

\[Tokisaki Kurumi] Come? I'll earn the points for darling. After this mission, I'm going back to capture all the Spirits.

\[Su Xiaoqi] You're still part of this group. If your life is in danger, I'll save you. But otherwise, I'll skip your missions—ask others instead.

\[Himejima Akeno] Ara\~ I thought I'd be completely isolated. This is a relief\~

\[Sakata Gintoki] @Himejima Akeno, you still have Gin-san! I've got points now too!

\[Himejima Akeno] Then thank you, Gin-san\~

\[Sakata Gintoki] So… can you tell me the anime's name now?

\[Lu Linglong] I think I need to have a chat with Feng Shayan later.

\[Sakata Gintoki] Ahaha, nice weather today! When are you guys heading out?

\[Lu Linglong] Can't be bothered with you.

\[Sakuragi Hanamichi] Bro, I've already picked jersey numbers for you and Kaito. Who should the last two spots go to?

\[Sakata Gintoki] Brat, can't you see Gin-san standing right here?! I was once known as Edo's Basketball Prodigy!

\[Su Xiaoqi] Sign up Minato.

\[Namikaze Minato] Huh? Can a dead man do missions?

\[Su Xiaoqi] Hanamichi's mission only requires four male members—it never said alive or dead. Unless you're not male.

\[Namikaze Minato] Ahaha, I do have Naruto, so of course I'm a man.

\[Aizen Sōsuke] Fourth Hokage, if you go to Hanamichi's world, you might be able to revive yourself.

\[Namikaze Minato] If I can really go, I'll try. Once I'm back, I'm settling things with Sarutobi Hiruzen and Danzo.

\[Su Xiaoqi] Minato, after you revive—

\[Namikaze Minato] I know—let's cause chaos together, right?

\[Su Xiaoqi] Perfect. But it depends on which timeline you're in.

\[Sakata Gintoki] @Namikaze Minato, Lord Fourth, my greatest wish is to cause trouble with you! Take me along!

\[Lu Linglong] You just want to cause trouble with women, don't you? Doesn't Feng Shayan keep you in check?

\[Sakata Gintoki] Pfft, if Xiaoqi can have a harem, why can't Gin-san? The Naruto world has countless beauties—but I only have one target.

\[Namikaze Minato] …You're not going after my son's wife, Hinata, are you?

\[Sakata Gintoki] Gin-san isn't like Xiaoqi—I'm not into little kids.

\[Su Xiaoqi] The hell?! When did I ever go after kids?! And how do you know Hinata's still a kid?!

\[Sakata Gintoki] Whether she's big or small, Gin-san's target isn't her.

\[Kuroba Kaito] It's not Tsunade, is it? She'll kill you.

\[Sakata Gintoki] Of course not that violent granny—but you're half right.

\[Su Xiaoqi] Damn, you've got taste.

\[Namikaze Minato] Hehe, I think I know who Gin-san means.

\[Kashiwazaki Sena] So who are you talking about? I haven't watched much Naruto.

\[Aizen Sōsuke] Kumogakure's Jonin—Samui.

\[Lu Linglong] I knew it.

\[Zhu Zhuqing] Unbelievable.

\[Tokisaki Kurumi] Another big cow. Your taste is as bad as ever.

\[Himejima Akeno] @Sakata Gintoki, I think your taste is wonderful. Samui suits you perfectly. Go for it\~

\[Tokisaki Kurumi] Shut up. You don't even know who Samui is.

\[Sakuragi Hanamichi] Uh, guys—can someone just tell me who the last spot goes to?!

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