"Tsk, this enhancement feature is something else."
Su Xiaoqi was intrigued by the description. There were two enhancement multipliers to choose from: 0.5x and 1x, with success rates of 10% and 5%, respectively.
Take his Kamehameha, for example. If its current destructive power was 1000, a successful 1x enhancement would double it to 2000. Another success would push it to 4000, and so on.
However, each enhancement attempt required a hefty amount of points. The 0.5x enhancement cost 50,000 points per try, while the 1x enhancement cost 100,000 points.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** @Zhu Zhuqing, how much do we have left in our savings?
**[Zhu Zhuqing]:** Less than 130,000. Why? Do you need me to transfer it to you now?
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Nah, I was just suddenly missing Tang San a little.
**[Lu Linglong]:** Poor Tang San. Even after death, he still gets dragged out for a beating.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Right now, I wish I could dig him up and kill him a few more times.
**[Zhu Zhuqing]:** If you're short on points, maybe we could sell some things?
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** No need. We're not that desperate yet. Damn Nami scammed me out of 100,000 points.
**[Nami]:** Excuse me? How is that *me* scamming you? I said you wouldn't have to pay if you just signed the agreement.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Pfft, whatever.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** Xiaoqi, now you understand the suffering of having a wife—and you went and got *two*. Look at me, Gin-san, living free and easy, happily feeding the two idiots at home whenever I feel like it.
**[Aizen Sōsuke]:** @Su Xiaoqi, if you need points, I can initiate the Karakura Town battle ahead of schedule. This time, if we join forces...
**[Aizen Sōsuke]:** *There will be no opponents before us.*
**[Lu Linglong]:** Wow, the original version's charisma is on another level. Way cooler than when I said it.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** Linglong, what happened to you? A proper lady shouldn't keep saying the word before "style."
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** *Style?*
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** Holy—holy—@Kashiwazaki Sena, sweetheart, what did you just say?
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** Just the word before "style." Why was it censored?
**[Lu Linglong]:** Gin-san, please, for the love of God, be a decent human being. Sena is still so innocent.
**[Nami]:** What the hell—@Sakata Gintoki, if I catch you spouting nonsense in the group again, I'll beat you up every time I see you.
**[Zhu Zhuqing]:** Agreed. I'll have Xiaoqi mute you.
**[Aizen Sōsuke]:** @Su Xiaoqi, what do you think of my proposal?
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Honestly, it's a great offer, and I'm tempted. But I'll pass.
**[Aizen Sōsuke]:** Oh? That's unexpected. Based on your earlier words and my review of your past messages in this chat, you don't strike me as someone bound by "rules" or playing the "nice guy."
**[Aizen Sōsuke]:** Could it be that there's someone among the Shinigami or the Visored you care about?
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** I got it! Xiaoqi must have his eyes on Rangiku or Orihime—their hair colors kinda resemble Android 18's.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Stop talking nonsense. I *hate* orange-haired women. If we're talking resemblance, Kashiwazaki Sena's hair is way closer to 18's.
**[Nami]:** And here I am, catching strays again.
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** Huh? Really?
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** You bastard! You *do* have ulterior motives toward Gin-san's sweetheart!
**[Himejima Shūra]:** Ara~, that hurts my feelings. Weren't you just saying you'd have my back?
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** @Himejima Shūra, you're Gin-san's beloved. The two of you are like my two ○○, irreplaceable.
**[Himejima Shūra]:** Hehehe... that's a bit much.
**[Lu Linglong]:** @Nami, @Tokisaki Kurumi, so the three of us have fallen out of favor, huh?
**[Nami]:** I never had any expectations for this white-haired idiot to begin with.
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** Ara~, I don't mind. As long as I have Darling, that's enough.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** @Aizen Sōsuke, you might not fully understand me—or the Saiyan race. We don't like taking orders and prefer acting on our whims. Right now, my blood is a mix of Saiyan and Earthling.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Even if you invited me to your world, I'd act according to my own will. Who lives or dies depends entirely on my mood.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** Let me translate for the newcomers: Xiaoqi's long speech boils down to one thing—he's a *hybrid*.
**[Notification: Sakata Gintoki has been muted by Su Xiaoqi for 10 minutes.]**
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** Oh! So Su Xiaoqi is like me—a half-blood. Did I get that right?
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** @Kashiwazaki Sena, pretty much. Just remember to stay away from that white-haired idiot.
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** Got it!
**[Lu Linglong]:** Umm... quick question. Weren't the Saiyans—I mean, the original Saiyans—still under Frieza's command?
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Yeah, on the surface, they obeyed Frieza. But deep down, who *wanted* to listen to him? They just couldn't rebel because they weren't strong enough. But the moment they got power, they turned on him.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** But if it were me, even if Frieza killed me right now, I'd *never* obey him. That's the pride of my Earthling side.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** That said, whether it's my Saiyan blood or Earthling blood, one thing remains unchanged.
**[Nami]:** What's that?
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Fear of my wife.
**[Nami]:** Tch.
**[Zhu Zhuqing]:** ❤️.jpg
**[Namikaze Minato]:** Same here. We should exchange notes sometime.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Hahaha, definitely.
**[Aizen Sōsuke]:** I see. It seems I still don't understand you well enough. May I ask—how strong is this Frieza?
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** If he transforms into his final form, in a direct fight, he could kill you with a single finger—even if you fully merge with the Hōgyoku.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Of course, you could use Kyōka Suigetsu to mess with him, but that'd only delay the inevitable.
**[Aizen Sōsuke]:** Is that so? What a terrifying existence. Could you tell me the name of that anime?
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Just watch *Dragon Ball Z*. After that, you'll understand the vast difference in power scaling between *Bleach* and *Dragon Ball*.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** See? Saiyan blood is just plain broken. Now you know why Gin-san stays lazy. With him around, what's left for us normies? We just gotta freeload.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** @Su Xiaoqi, you bastard! Muting me again?! Do you know how *frustrating* it is to be pent up like this?!
**[Lu Linglong]:** That's... technically accurate, but the way he said it sounds *wrong*.
**[Nami]:** Don't overthink it. Nothing he says is ever clean.
**[Aizen Sōsuke]:** @Su Xiaoqi, once I finish *Dragon Ball* and understand the Saiyan race better, I'll extend my invitation again.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** We'll see. @Zhuqing, I'm off to train.
**[Zhu Zhuqing]:** Okay. Don't push yourself too hard.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Roger that. @Lu Linglong, I'll come by the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow, after training, I'll think of a script for you.
**[Lu Linglong]:** Sweet! Day one, we'll tour Longhu Mountain. Day two, when the Luo Tian Da Jiao starts, we'll stir up trouble. Hehe~
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Oh, by the way, I actually really like that iconic scene of yours. It was moving.
**[Lu Linglong]:** You mean when those Quanxing bastards took Huā'er and I gave that speech? It's kinda embarrassing to praise myself, but yeah, I *was* pretty badass. Hehe~
**[Kuroba Kaito]:** *"If you really meet misfortune, it'll only be after I've died in battle."* Just that line alone makes me a fan for at least 50 years.
**[Sakuragi Hanamichi]:** Sis, aside from my big bro, you're the one I respect most!
**[Nami]:** Linglong-jie, you're the best!
**[Zhu Zhuqing]:** This time, we'll wipe out every last one of those Quanxing bastards.
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** Ara~, my reserves are about to grow again. How wonderful~
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** Linglong, this is why Gin-san adores you. This time, *I'll* protect Huā'er.
**[Lu Linglong]:** Hehehe, you guys are making me blush.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Uh, guys? Did you all misunderstand something? Who said I was talking about *that* scene?
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** Oh no. Gin-san has a *very* bad feeling about this. @Su Xiaoqi, I *swear*, if you do anything to my Linglong—
**[Nami]:** Wait... don't tell me...
**[Zhu Zhuqing]:** No way...
**[Kuroba Kaito]:** It can't be *that* one...
**[Lu Linglong]:** NO! PLEASE! DON'T POST THAT IN THE GROUP! I DON'T WANNA BE MEME'D TO DEATH!
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Image.jpg
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Alright, I'm off to train. Have fun, guys~
**[Himejima Shūra]:** Ara~, this is... truly a *legendary* moment.
**[Namikaze Minato]:** This is... quite *"moving."*
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** Linglong-jie... you poor thing.
**[Aizen Sōsuke]:** @Lu Linglong, this version of you is... rather adorable.
**[Lu Linglong]:** @Su Xiaoqi, YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
**[Lu Linglong]:** @Nami, I was wrong before! That bastard's definitely gonna mess with me for points this time. Let's team up!
**[Nami]:** The wording is questionable, but yeah, let's take that jerk down.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** Count Gin-san in! Together, we'll defeat the evil Saiyan, rescue Zhuqing, and save Princess Vivi!
**[Zhu Zhuqing]:** ...