[Su Xiaoqi]: @Kashiwazaki Sena, there's nothing much to say about your side — it's a typical romantic anime, supposedly about making friends, but in the end the male lead builds a harem.
[Sakata Gintoki]: Nani? There's such a good thing? Who's the male lead? Gintoki wants to switch places with him.
[Lu Linglong]: Could it be some kind of disguise for doing weird things?
[Nami]: She doesn't look like that kind of person.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Don't talk nonsense. I really want to make friends, but I would never do anything reckless.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Kashiwazaki Sena, ignore them. Smile for us.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Hehe.
[Lu Linglong]: Alright, I admit I overthought it. This kind of girl is only fit to be deceived.
[Nami]: @Kashiwazaki Sena, a word of warning — even if you trust that Aizen Sōsuke here, never trust that utterly rotten Su Xiaoqi, or you will get scammed badly.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Kashiwazaki Sena, making friends? The serious kind?
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Sure.
[Nami]: So all this time I was talking and you didn't listen to a word?
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: @Nami, I listened, but I don't think Su Xiaoqi is a bad person. He looks way more decent than Sakata Gintoki.
[Sakata Gintoki]: Hey hey hey, saying that about Gin-san hurts my feelings. Gin-san even gave you points, okay?
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: But I haven't taken them yet. My mom taught me not to accept things from strangers.
[Lu Linglong]: This little girl, I'm really dying laughing. She's way too innocent.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Anyway, Kashiwazaki Sena is quite a cute girl. You ladies should take her along more often, just don't make her cry.
[Sakata Gintoki]: Damn it, how could Gin-san ever make such a cute girl cry? Gin-san is more than happy to protect her.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: @Kashiwazaki Sena, don't chat too much with that white-haired guy in the group.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Okay, big sister.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Actually, I'm younger than you.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: ???
[Lu Linglong]: It's true. Zhuqing is the youngest in our chat group.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Oh, so does that mean I have friends now?
[Nami]: Of course! We will protect this adorable little sister of ours and won't let any evil Saiyan taint her.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Kashiwazaki Sena, you can trust the other girls here and play with them freely. But watch out for Nami — she will probably scam all your money.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: That's okay, my family has money.
[Su Xiaoqi]: .\_.
[Nami]: Hahaha, got rekt, right? @Kashiwazaki Sena, you're so cute, come here for a kiss.
[Sakata Gintoki]: @Kashiwazaki Sena, you're really cute, come here for a kiss.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: @Sakata Gintoki, no, the older sisters told me not to play with you, so I won't talk to you anymore.
[Sakata Gintoki]: ??? Gin-san suddenly feels life has no meaning.
[Himeshima Shino]: Alright, so is it my turn now?
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Are you sick? People already said they don't know you, yet you keep shamelessly crawling closer.
[Himeshima Shino]: @Su Xiaoqi, aren't you boys the ones who like watching shows with cute girls? I think I'm decent in all aspects. You know everyone else so well, but you don't know me at all — that's unfair.
Su Xiaoqi felt like his back was sweating. He had no idea how many times he had watched Himeshima Shino's show, even her doujinshi was almost worn out. But could he say that?
Fortunately, he had already prepared a reply.
[Su Xiaoqi]: That's not strange. With hundreds of anime, I can't have watched them all.
[Himeshima Shino]: That's a pity. I was going to introduce you to my club president — she's a super beauty.
[Su Xiaoqi]: No need. I already have girlfriends, and both are beauties.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Get lost. What president? There are so many types of spirits here, aren't they better than your girls?
[Himeshima Shino]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, what's that got to do with you? Who are you to him? The only one shamelessly crawling closer is you.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: I'm someone he played with.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: ???
[Nami]: ???
[Lu Linglong]: ???
[Kaito Kuroba]: ???
[Su Xiaoqi]: ???
[Sakata Gintoki]: @Su Xiaoqi, what the hell? Tell us, when did that happen? Even if I can't beat you, today I'll fight you. Isn't having Zhuqing and Vivi princess enough?
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, we're close, but if you slander me, I'll sue you for defamation.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Didn't you play with my figure? The figure and I are the same.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Figure is figure, I'm me. Can that be the same? Besides, I never played with your figure.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Doesn't matter. First the figure, then the person. You guys are all the same.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Don't twist facts.
[Himeshima Shino]: That's hilarious. So it's just the figure — you really are a little sister.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: @Himeshima Shino, when I trigger my mission, do you dare to come? Either you die or I die. This chat group doesn't need duplicate characters.
[Himeshima Shino]: Fine, I want to see what abilities you little sister really have.
[Sakata Gintoki]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, @Himeshima Shino, listen to Gin-san's advice. Fighting is bad, peaceful coexistence is better. You're both Gin-san's wings; I don't want to see you kill each other.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: None of your business.
[Himeshima Shino]: @Sakata Gintoki, I appreciate your kindness, but this little sister keeps provoking me repeatedly. I do have a temper.
[Su Xiaoqi]: I think it's a good idea. I'll be the referee for you two.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Are you crazy?
[Lu Linglong]: Exactly. Forget whether Shino can beat Kurumi — if someone gets seriously hurt, who do we side with? We're all chat group friends.
[Nami]: Yeah, Shino has been defending you so much; you're really ungrateful.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: No worries. I believe I will win. That stupid woman isn't my match.
[Himeshima Shino]: Although you joined the chat earlier and have some advantage, I don't think I will lose to a rude little sister like you.
[Su Xiaoqi]: See? Instead of letting these two argue endlessly, better let them have a real fight. Besides, with me here, none of them will die.
[Su Xiaoqi]: You two fight properly then. But stop arguing in the group before that; it's annoying.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: I'll listen, darling.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, enough already.
[Himeshima Shino]: Fine, I'll comply. After all, I'm just a little newbie.
[System Notice]: Chat group membership reached 10 members. The following features have been added:
[System Notice]: 1. Live streaming function enabled. Any member can spend 1000 points to start a live stream. During the stream, viewers can use points to purchase gifts to tip. At the end of each stream, a lucky viewer is randomly chosen to receive a mysterious gift.
[System Notice]: 2. Added daily transmigration function. Members can draw transmigration cards from the lottery area.
[System Notice]: 3. Added one administrator position. This position will be elected by member votes. The highest vote-getter becomes admin. In case of tie, subsequent voting rounds will be held.
[System Notice]: Admin privileges include: 1. 10x daily sign-in points; 2. Authority to manage all members (mute, kick); 3. One 24-hour transmigration per month (limited to the admin's world, no member consent needed).
[System Notice]: 4. Added skill enhancement feature. Members can spend points to strengthen a skill or ability they possess.
[System Notice]: Voting for administrator position will begin in 10 minutes. Members may campaign for votes now.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Damn it, I've been drawing for so long before and there was no transmigration card at all.
[Lu Linglong]: So pitiful.
[Nami]: Vivi asked me why I was laughing wildly. I told her I saw a big fool.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Hug.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Hug.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, who will you vote for?
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Who else but you?
[Zhu Zhuqing]: You're such a... But thanks.
[Sakuragi Hanamichi]: Big sister-in-law, I'll definitely vote for my big brother.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Thanks, Sakuragi.
[Lu Linglong]: @Su Xiaoqi, see how good your girlfriend treats you? I'm jealous.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Girlfriend is in the past. Zhuqing is now my wife.
[Nami]: Tsk tsk tsk, Vivi also asked me to vote for you. You're really lucky.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Thanks, Nami. @Lu Linglong, Linglong sister.
[Lu Linglong]: I get it. I'll vote for your boyfriend, @Su Xiaoqi. If you don't let me be number one, I'll kill you.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Thanks.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Lu Linglong, got it.
[Kaito Kuroba]: @Su Xiaoqi, remember to take me flying next time.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Got it.
[Sakata Gintoki]: Damn it, everyone's campaigning. What about me?
[Himeshima Shino]: Alright, I can vote for you, but just me probably isn't enough.
[Sakata Gintoki]: No no no, the moment you said you'd vote for me, I already won. You bunch of bastards, listen up. From now on, Himeshima Shino is under Gin-san's protection.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Sakata Gintoki, which kind of protection are you talking about exactly?
[Sakata Gintoki]: Obviously the serious kind, you evil Saiyan. Gin-san never thought of putting her ○○ on his ○○○.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Why are there so many blocked words?
[Lu Linglong]: Shh, listen to your big sister. Don't ask. You wouldn't understand yet.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Oh, @Su Xiaoqi, since everyone is voting for you, I'll vote for you too.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Good girl, I'll buy you a lollipop later.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Thank you.
[Minato Namikaze]: I vote for you too. Thanks for what you told me earlier.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Thanks.
[Aizen Sōsuke]: Everyone, I'm also interested in this admin position. Can I get a vote?