[Aizen Sōsuke]: It seems that Mr. Su Xiaoqi does not have a very good impression of me. May I ask the reason?
[Su Xiaoqi]: No, no, no, I actually admire you a lot as a person. There are many strong people out there, but those who are both powerful, intelligent, *and* so impressive in style are extremely rare across all of 2D worlds. You are definitely one of a kind.
[Nami]: It's rare to see you praise someone like this. Aren't you smart too? Yet you have screwed me over so badly.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Come on, when it comes to using brains, compared to Aizen, I'm like a Super Saiyan fighting Tao Pai Pai.
Su Xiaoqi is very self-aware here — he can fool around with Nami, but when it comes to plotting something serious like Aizen, he falls far short.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Then how about strength?
[Su Xiaoqi]: Super Saiyan 1 is enough to beat him and his entire world.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Then no problem.
[Aizen Sōsuke]: Heh heh, I'm hearing some interesting things. I think we can communicate more often from now on, @Su Xiaoqi.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Communication is fine, but only in the chat group. As for meeting in person, that will have to wait. Like I said before, I must remain cautious of you.
[Aizen Sōsuke]: Since you know so much about me and my world, may I ask, what do you think about what I've done?
[Su Xiaoqi]: Before answering that, could you tell me which timeline you are currently in? Or where exactly are you now? The Soul Society? Hueco Mundo? Or the Hell of Endless Chains?
[Aizen Sōsuke]: Endless Chains Hell? I think I understand now. I am currently in Hueco Mundo.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Then I'll share some personal thoughts.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Personally, I think you were absolutely right to kill the Central 46 Chamber. That was truly satisfying. Those people were disgusting.
[Su Xiaoqi]: But what you did afterward was a bit inhumane. There were many people in the Soul Society you could have used, yet you fixated on Hitsugaya Tōshirō as your one wool to shear. After stabbing him once, you even said "Admiration is the feeling furthest from understanding," and later in the battle of Karakura Town, you used your Kyōka Suigetsu to stab Hitsugaya again.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Do you know because of that, a perfectly good Hitsugaya was branded as the "armored tank," and has been mocked by netizens as one of the hardest-to-kill characters in *Bleach*?
[Su Xiaoqi]: Then the Espada — although they were your tools initially, a few of them were deeply loyal to you. Take Neliel Tu Oderschvank, for example, she was very faithful to you, yet you stabbed her multiple times.
[Su Xiaoqi]: I'm no saint myself; I deal with enemies with a kill-no-mercy attitude. But at least I wouldn't do that to my own people or subordinates like you do.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Another point is, you were too reckless. You trained Ichigo Kurosaki to become your enemy, kept the rebellious Gin Ichimaru around you to play with. While your own strength made you arrogant enough to be reckless, you ultimately got yourself killed by your own recklessness.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Of course, Ichigo's god-tier abilities factored in, and maybe you felt lonely and tired of playing. But after laying the groundwork for so long, ending like that is somewhat ridiculous, isn't it?
[Su Xiaoqi]: Finally, your strength in *Bleach* was not invincible either. You couldn't beat Yhwach, and I think the Zero Division's Senjumaru Shutara would be a tough match for you, since her Zanpakutō ability counters all Shinigami. And last but not least, that cheat Ichigo Kurosaki.
[Su Xiaoqi]: But no matter what, this doesn't affect my admiration for you as a person, especially that scene when you left the Soul Society with your "hair gel hand." That segment truly showed your style and flair in full.
[Lu Linglong]: *snicker* "Hair gel hand" is such an apt description. @Aizen Sōsuke, idol, I mean no mockery, that part was really cool.
[Aizen Sōsuke]: It's alright, @Su Xiaoqi, your opinion is very fair. If you ever need anything, whether person or matter, just tell me, I can fulfill it once for you.
[Sakata Gintoki]: @Su Xiaoqi, big brother, let Aizen give you Byakuya then you can give me, or Neliel, Rangiku, Orihime, any of them.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Get lost.
[Minato Namikaze]: @Su Xiaoqi, may I speak about my situation?
[Sakata Gintoki]: Fourth Hokage? Looking at your dumbfounded face, you're not dead, are you?
[Minato Namikaze]: Ah, that's right. My soul is now inside the Shinigami's stomach. I really want to know how Konoha is doing and about Naruto.
[Sakata Gintoki]: Gintoki advises you not to know. That way, you can die more peacefully.
[Nami]: You white-haired bastard, can you speak properly? The man is dead, and you talk like that?
[Lu Linglong]: By the way, can dead people join the chat group?
[Minato Namikaze]: I may be dead, but my soul remains. @Sakata Gintoki, what did you mean by what you just said? Did something dangerous happen in Konoha after I died?
[Sakata Gintoki]: Something like that. For details, let Su Xiaoqi tell you. I don't like talking about tragic things. I prefer chatting happily with the ladies. @Kashiwazaki Sena, @Himeshima Shino, want to chat?
[Himeshima Shino]: Ah, right now I prefer to hear stories.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Me too. What you guys are saying is so interesting.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: @Himeshima Shino, do you ever stop?
[Himeshima Shino]: Ah, little sister, this is my personal right.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Big chest monster, just wait.
[Himeshima Shino]: Alright then, I'll wait.
[Minato Namikaze]: @Su Xiaoqi, could you please tell me? I can offer ninja techniques in exchange.
[Su Xiaoqi]: No need for ninja techniques, I don't practice that stuff.
[Nami]: @Minato Namikaze, you can give me instead. About you, I can watch your anime and tell you.
[Minato Namikaze]: Thanks for your kindness, but that will still take some time. Right now, I want to know immediately.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Minato Namikaze, talking about Naruto and Konoha isn't something explained in a few sentences. It's complicated. If you only want the outcome, I can tell you now. Afterwards, you can watch the anime *Naruto*. If you need points, just sell a few ninja techniques to the shop to get some.
[Minato Namikaze]: Thank you. Please tell me the result first, good or bad, I can accept it.
[Su Xiaoqi]: I'll start with the good. Your son, Uzumaki Naruto, eventually became the hero of the ninja world, became the Seventh Hokage, and even married the white-rich-beautiful princess of the Hyuga clan.
[Minato Namikaze]: As expected of my son. Now I can rest assured.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Don't be too happy yet. Now the bad news. Your son's childhood was extremely harsh. How harsh, you'd better watch yourself. But I must warn you, prepare yourself mentally before watching.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Also, after watching, you might think that sacrificing your life to protect Konoha was a mistake.
[Sakata Gintoki]: Gin-san adds one: Danzo really deserved to die, and Sarutobi Hiruzen that monkey wasn't any good either. Anyone associated with monkeys isn't a good person.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Sakata Gintoki, I think you're indirectly insulting me.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: @Sakata Gintoki, be careful next time.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: I think when we get to Linglong's place, I'll just swallow you up first.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, what business do you have with me?
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Ah, since Su Xiaoqi defends me so much, I have to defend him too.
[Minato Namikaze]: Can I say one more thing?
[Su Xiaoqi]: I know you must have a lot of questions now, but rather than me telling you here, it's better for you to see for yourself.
[Minato Namikaze]: I understand, thank you.
[System Notice]: Minato Namikaze uploaded Rasengan, gained XXX points.
[System Notice]: Minato Namikaze sent a red envelope to Su Xiaoqi.
[Minato Namikaze]: @Su Xiaoqi, this is my token of gratitude. You can give it to your girlfriends.
[Su Xiaoqi]: ???
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Ah, your taste is excellent. If you want to kill someone later, I can help.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, go cool down somewhere.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Minato Namikaze, you're really generous. You even gave me Flying Thunder God Technique. Thanks a lot.
[Nami]: @Su Xiaoqi, oniichan\~\~\~
[Su Xiaoqi]: Scram.
[Nami]: You stingy ghost. I'm going to badmouth you in front of Vivi.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Go ahead.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: They're done, can it be my turn now? But I have no points and nothing to give. Can I ask you?
[System Notice]: Sakata Gintoki sent a red envelope to Kashiwazaki Sena.
[Sakata Gintoki]: @Kashiwazaki Sena, points don't matter. Gintoki's got you. I'll take care of you from now on.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Damn, you're something else.
[Lu Linglong]: @Sakata Gintoki, I've known you for so long, you never gave me even one point, but now you give it to a newcomer. I know you now. Let's break up.
[Sakata Gintoki]: Linglong, can we try another approach? I don't know how to break up yet.
[Lu Linglong]: Get lost. Don't come to my missions.
[Sakata Gintoki]: Don't be like that, you're just quarrelling with a kid. I never gave you points, but I gave you all my love.
[Lu Linglong]: Yeah right, you old bad guy.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: @Sakata Gintoki, thank you. You may not look like a good person, but I didn't expect you to have a kind heart.
[Sakata Gintoki]: ???
[Lu Linglong]: Haha, I'm dying laughing. @Kashiwazaki Sena, little sister, you're pretty good. I'll watch over you in the group.
[Nami]: @Sakata Gintoki, you're dumb. You offended Linglong and got nothing from her.
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Serves you right.
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PS* Skip Chapter 85 as it got nothing to do with the story and it's all about ads