After sleeping like a half demon with copious amounts of childhood trauma I'm walking through the forest periodically glancing at the guild card that shows the general direction of the request i question my o so kind assistant.
"Hey snakey how much longer have we got to go till we get there"
"2km hum... person"
"Hmm"
I thought I would enjoy it being quiet bt having someone as loud as Dante around an them not talking feels like bad luck.
"Sounds like somones having a bad day Snakey you still upset about last night or something"
"Just leave me be hu.. person"
"Alright, your loss. I thought I might give you another pill or two,"
"Really "
"Haha
Suddenly hearing her voice perk up i shake my head an chuckle
"Only if you stop being a crybaby"
"I can do that, hu... Now give this princess the pills," she agreed quickly
"Damn," Noose muttered to himself. He didn't expect her to change her mind so quickly, but it brought a smile to his face. "Let's finish the job on hand, shall we? After that, I'll give you two pills. Deal? An you can call me demon i dont really care"
"Deal. Let's go and kill some maggots," Gaya said, seemingly regaining her confidence.
"That's my girl."
"NO, I'm NOT!" she retorted.
Noose chuckled and quickened his pace, determined to reach their destination before the drizzle extinguished the torch in his hand. Eventually, he arrived at a crossroads, and he noticed that the red mark on the map was not far from it.
In the distance, he saw a small village, and near the crossroads, the dense forest and thick trees made it an ideal ambush spot for bandits targeting traveling merchants and villagers returning to their village from Rivertown.
"We should have come during the day, demon. Now the bandits will be at their camp," Gaya remarked.
"Haha thats much more in my favour I don't having to run around looking for them"
'Systems keep the notification quiet "
[Noted host]
Looking around an deciding to do it the easy way
"Hey demon what the hell are you there gonna see you an then surround you get back an hide"
Walking straight into there camp an looking at them they start to finely notice a strange in all black standing in there camp
"Hey what hell are you doing here get out"
One of them shouts at me an another add of to it as well
"Not before giving all got in your pockets an space rings little buddy an we won't kill you haha "
Looking at them starting to gather i count 13 of them
"Apologies i can't do that I very much like my gold coins I like them so much i kinda want your coins as well would you be willing to hand them over to me seeing how ugly you all are you don't need to spend them on girlfriends hmm well I guess you would have to spend them on women so they don't run away my Apologies you can keep them you need them more"
Turning around to leave after backing there faces even ugly with anger
"Hey wait you think you can walk away alive after spouting shit hurry up an attack him"
"Haha yes boss sorry buddy "
One run up to me swinging his axe at me I step toward the side the axe miss me send a kick to the back of his knee an watching him kneeling I grab his chin an the back of his head an twist
"CRACK!! Thud!"
Watching there companion fall lifelessly to the ground so show shock some seem angry then the boss shouts again
"Surround him an attack him"
Seeing 11 starting to make a circle around me i smile an once there done i summon mirage blades an fire then all around Watching each one of them piece them i turn to the boss who is looking at me in horror an seeing me walking towards him he starts to try an run away firing another mirage blade into his leg to stop him i walk over to him an look down at him an when he opens his mouth to scream i step on his neck to finish the job off looking at all the dead body's an nodding to myself
"Hey snake how do I confirm the end of the request"
"Ah ahem you need to take there badgers if they don't have any you need to take a ear as proof"
"What the hell kind of bandits have badgers
Oh that's stupid"
After searching his body i find a badge shaking my head continuing to get the rest an searching the camp for some coins i find 700 silver coins looking at myself dusting off my shoulder after noticing no blood on me
An Remembering a part from the novel where the mc cleans himself off an some arrogant spoiled bitch try to kill him thinking he is a pervert as he was cleaning himself i decided to steer clear of that plus there something else wanted to do soon as I was remembering a boy who died with out getting an screen time gaya shout breaks me out of my thoughts
"What the fuck how the hell did you break through to level 10 an you used a spell without a chanting"
"Hmm what can the great Naga princess not do this"
"Demon i know your using some immoral techniques that can mess with your Cultivation long term you should stop an take it slow"
Starting to walk back to the guild
"Nah it's not that bad it's a distortion in casualty that turns into experience"
"What the fuck are you going on about human"
"Haa I'll explain it as best as I can all things have a thing you could call a string of fate it's mostly a record showing that then exist in this world most think it's there future like there fated to sit on a throne or they are to live a boring live at a restaurant or something
When I kill someone that has cultivation there string breaks an theres a kind of distortion in causality (because I'm a abnormalities a person from outside the pages) an I get experience nothing happens to there body or soul or anything else the stronger there cultivation the more experience because more strength means more impact a stronger existence you get it "
"Haha of course i get it haha"
'She doesn't get it at all well it's mostly my own theory so you knows if it's true '
"Plus demons love sweet an junk food not souls honey well strong demons at least hmm i could go for some desserts right about now"
Not long after we arrive at the gate again looking at the guards i hand over 20 silver coins
"Don't spend it all in one place haha"
"Thank you young master"
"Demon why did you give away our coins"
"Our coins aye it was a bribe of sorts "
"A bribe i like i used to bribe the official in the naga land all the time"
"No wonder they kicked you out"
"Tch if you think I'm evil you should see the bitch thats on the throne"
Opening the door to the guild door the first thing I see is a little girl begging adult to help save her village when I see this a smile blooms on my face
'Finely it's time to start the stories'