A boy in his early 20s with black hair reaching his chin golden eyes lay naked on a river side waist still in the water.
" holy shit that's fucking cold you piece of shit couldn't he put me some where else "
The black haired boy jumping out of the river as if he's part cat.
Looking around at my surroundings an giving a nod.
" Fucking finely took long enough what's it been.Too long i guess or not long enough. I really should have thought that though a bit more before answering
Nah that was definitely his fault buuut I guess it had its merritt's"
Thinking back to the day when i died i ended up meeting some homeless dude asking if I wanted to live again i agreed when ask where I wanted to go to i ended up saying hitman with a badass system it was a pretty open with lots not uncovered in the book plus I was rereading it a little bit before I died
So it was pretty fresh on my mind.
The problem arose when asked about if I wanted a wish like a special power I didn't think much an said I wanted the powers or template of the OG of all white haired characters the alpha an the omega the storm that is approaching daddy Vergil.
" haha it was hell on earth after that quite literally ah but all the complaining I want to do i can say I definitely had some fun haha"
After saying I wanted vergils powers i guess he thought I didn't have enough motivation next thing I know I'm sitting in the corner of some room crying cause some woman got mad at me.
End up waking up in kid vergil body but that fucker fucked my memories so I ended up walking into half of the shit shows that were going on in devil may cry.
"I need some clothes damn having my pecker out butt naked in a forest isn't a new experience surprisingly"
After enjoying the view of the trees an the fish nibbling on my toes I take a deep breath.
" hhhhaa might as well get to it ahem OH GREAT ONE THAT SAVES THE LIVES OF LONER THAT HAVE NEVER TOUCHED A WOMEN THE WISE ONE THAT CREATES HEROS OR MAKE VILLAINS THAT TRY TO STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND COME FORTH
MIGHTY SYSTEM I SAID SYSTEM SYSTEM"
After a couple of seconds of awkward silence
"Didn't work hmm guess i don't have it i didn't ask for it but still a shame well at least no one heard me"
[ I did ]
"Wait what"
[Ahhh ahem]
[ding Badass System activated]