"Congratulations, Kael. You've failed at life. Let's try again — this time with tits."
– Flirty System Voice
Kael Vire woke up to the smell of lavender... and something far thicker.
His head throbbed like he'd been headbutted by a horse. Except this horse apparently had soft thighs, a warm lap, and a moan that was still echoing in his ears.
Wait, what?
"Mmm... he's warm already. Should we undress him now, Headmistress?"
A sensual voice purred above him. A shadow fell across his face — silver hair, flawless skin, long ears, and the largest fucking tits he'd ever seen in his life.
She wasn't wearing much either — just a tight silk academy robe straining to contain her S-tier breasts.
His eyes snapped open fully.
[Welcome, Kael Vire.]
[You have been reincarnated into the Matriarchal Sword-Healer Realm.]
[Initiating System Bond…]
[Rank: F]
"Good morning, sleepy cock~"
That wasn't in his head. That was the system. And her voice sounded like a giggling succubus who drank cum like wine.
"You died in your previous world," the elf woman continued, voice cool and sharp as her golden gaze.
"But the Divine Healers selected you for Project Rebirth: One Male, One Sword, Nine MILFs."
Ding!
New Quest: Make a Spiritual Bond with at least 1 MILF by Chapter 5.
Reward: Healing Sword Technique – 'Essence Draw.'
Optional Objective: Grope your first pair of tits.
Kael tried to sit up. His dick was hard. The room was spinning. And three curvy academy instructors were literally leaning over him like he was their next meal.
"Hold on," he said, voice hoarse. "I died? Why? How? What the fuck is going on?"
One of the women — a demoness with red skin and leather straps for a uniform — grinned.
"You were born with the rarest gift in the realms," she said.
"The potential to heal... and to fuck your way into godhood."
Kael blinked. "I'm sorry, what—?"
The Headmistress raised one long finger. "Silence. You will obey the rules of the MILF Academy."
Ding~ New Rule Learned:
No MILF is off-limits once claimed.
Virginity must be offered willingly.
F-rank males must undergo stimulation trials.
Kael's brain short-circuited. "This... has to be a dream."
Just then, the door burst open.
A scrawny boy with spiky green hair tripped inside, holding a vial that smelled like fermented ass and roses.
"Sorry! I accidentally enhanced the dorm's heat pheromones—wait, is this the new guy?!"
"Who the hell are you?" Kael asked.
"Zeph Orlan. Spirit engineer. Dick out of order. Let's be friends."
And that's how Kael met his first bro in a world where men were a rare, fuckable commodity.
Ding!
System Activated: Sword-Healer of Lust & Light
First MILF Target: Selene Vaeria (Headmistress, SSS+ Rank)
Unlock Her Bond? (Y/N)
Kael stared at the screen.
He looked up.
Selene's golden eyes locked with his.
She slowly untied the sash around her robe, letting her massive tits fall free — full, glowing with spiritual energy, and just inches from his face.
"You want answers, boy? Then earn them with your hands... and your tongue."