Teni booked a professional baby photoshoot. The babies had other plans.
Zikora peed on the white silk backdrop. Ifeoluwa barfed on the photographer's camera. The dog next door barked non-stop.
"Smile!" the photographer pleaded.
Teni snarled. Dami smiled nervously.
An hour later, the best shot they got was both babies blinking at the same time.
"Frame it," Teni said.
"Why?"
"Because I didn't kill anyone today. It's a memory."
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