At the office, Dami faced a shareholder revolt: They claimed he was "too soft" since fatherhood.
At home, Teni faced breast pumps, diaper blowouts, and two grandmas rearranging the kitchen.
"Can we swap lives for a day?" she begged.
"You want to fight stockholders?"
"You want to argue with Mama about baby oil?"
They high-fived in silent misery.
That night, he found her asleep, hugging a toy giraffe. He covered her with a blanket and whispered, "Even exhausted, you're my favorite person."
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