Teni's bachelorette party was supposed to be simple: wine, music, and a few close friends.
Instead, her best friend Bisi invited strippers. Two of whom turned out to be ex-boyfriends from uni.
"Why is Daniel dressed as a fireman?" Teni hissed.
Bisi blinked. "It was a themed night!"
One of the guys whispered, "You still look good, T."
Teni stood, belly in full second-trimester bloom. "Sir, I'm pregnant and betrothed. Kindly return to your station."
Someone brought out tequila shots.
Thirty minutes later, Teni was dancing barefoot, crying over plantains.
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