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Chapter 1 - Retry Episode 1: UNLUCKY BASTARD

[The screen fades in with the words "Day 1" accompanied by a ticking sound. The numbers on Daico's alarm clock flicker into view.]

Daico - [Taps his alarm] Yaaawwwnnnsmacks lips This bed is horrible... [Looks around groggily until he spots the clock] Huh...? I actually woke up early? Wonder what my teacher's gonna say when he hears thi-

[A sudden knock interrupts his thought.]

Voice - ATTENDANCE!

[Daico rushes to the door and swings it open.]

Infront of him stood a man with heavy armor- yet his helmet moved along with his voice as if it were his face.. strange..

Mr. Moss - Oh! You're awake already, Daico? HMPH! That's why you're my favorite! First student to open their door today.

Daico [Internal] - What? This school has over a thousand rooms... and I'm on the second floor. Just how lazy are these people?

Daico - Really? How?

Mr. Moss - Dunno, kid. But good job. [Gives an aggressive thumbs up and winks.]

[Mr. Moss continues down the hallway, shouting "ATTENDANCE!" He receives a few responses, but one door remains silent.]

Daico - Huh. That was Feiyah's room, wasn't it? Skipping attendance? That's... not like her. Nerdy four-eyes pulling a no-show? Eh. Not my problem.

[Daico freshens up in the bathroom, brushes his teeth, dons his uniform, and makes his way to the academy grounds.]

Daico [Internal] - Whoa... that's a crowd. And here I thought I'd be the first one here. Is that why no one answered earlier? They were already out? Dedication overload...

[Daico scans the students.]

Daico [Internal, unimpressed] - Yup. Just as I thought. A bunch of snobby mugs. Maybe three people here look strong enough to even lift their heads this early. What am I doing wrong?

Feiyah [From a distance] - Sir Daico~!

Daico - Sir what now...? [Turns around.]

Feiyah [Panting] - I huff knew I recognized you! puff

Daico - Heya, Feiyah. How you holding up?

Feiyah - I-

Daico - You skip attendance or what?

Feiyah - Oh! Uh... I was just sleeping! That's all. awkward laugh

Daico - Where's your glasses? Aren't you blind?

Feiyah - Well, not completely, bu-

Daico [Interrupting] - Shhh! It's starting. Ooooh, I'm going first! [Rushes off.]

Feiyah - Wait! You can't skip! That's bad luck!

Daico - Screw luck and her mother! [He forces his way to the front of the line.]

[He ends up beside a snooty student already at the front.]

Kirbo - Um, annoyingly posh tone What are YOU doing here? Trying to cut in line, skinny boy?

Daico - Move. I need to go first.

Kirbo - EXCUSE ME?! I come from a ROYAL BLOODLINE-

Daico - I'll trade you my gum. Still warm.

Kirbo - That's disgusting... wait, what flavor?

Daico - No idea.

Kirbo - Gimme. [Takes the gum.]

School Principal 1 - THE TRIALS BEGIN NOW. FIRST STUDENT, STEP FORWARD. PLEASE. CHILDREN.

[Daico approaches nervously.]

Daico [Internal] - This isn't how I wanted this to go. I was gonna be cool and mysterious. Not some line-cutting weirdo.

Principal 1 (Osco) - Place your hand in the cauldron, child.

[Daico complies. He stares with anticipation.]

Principal 2 (Shejia) - Hmph... doesn't look impressive. Give it another second.

Mr. Moss - Fingers crossed, kiddo! [Winks with enthusiasm.]

[The cauldron changes color.]

Osco - Oh dear. Another peasant, child.

Shejia - Hush, Osco. Be nice to the lad~

Daico - Wait... so I...

Mr. Moss - You rolled a 1-Star! Just like me! And it's the same one too!

[Daico stares at the now white cauldron.]

Daico - Lava...? I got... Lava?

Osco - Next student, child.

[Daico silently puts on his earbuds, melancholy music playing as he walks away.]

Daico [Internal] - Dammit... all my dreams... crushed.

[Feiyah steps up next. Daico turns to look but is immediately intercepted.]

Student 1 - HEY! DON'T LOOK! THAT'S BAD LUCK!

Student 2 - LOOK AWAY!

Daico [Internal] - Seriously? Like I'll jinx her by looking? These royal idiots...

Mr. Moss [Suddenly yelling] - OHHHHHH! A 5-STAR?! WAIT, IS THAT A 7-STAR?! SOMEONE TELL M-

Osco - Calm down, you buffoon. Child. [Lightly slaps him.]

Shejia - Incredible, Feiyah! You're the first girl in two years to receive a Sorcery above 3-Star!

Daico [Internal] - Dang... she broke a record.

Student 2 (Abella) - Hey~ look at my cauldron, big bro~?

Student 1 (Dokoso) - Yeah, Onichan!

Daico - Nope. I'm out! [Storms off.]

Dokoso - HEY! IF I GET A COMMON, I SWEAR-

Abella - YEAH! SAME!

Daico [Internal] - Stupid luck... If it weren't for this shitty roll, I could've been great. [Expression shifts to realization.] Wait... Lava is the most common sorcery, right? That means it's well-documented! Maybe that means... more abilities, more potential... could this be a hidden advantage?! I've got a million sorcery books!

[His eyes glisten with hope as the background fades to white.]

Daico - Could I really still be greaaattt~?

[Cut to Daico reading a book, now wearing a poker face.]

Book - "Lava is the weakest 1-Star Sorcery recorded. Disorganized and ineffective in all categories. Often only useful when paired with the 4-Star Sorcery, Switcher, to convert lava into water for farming."

Daico - ...Well. Where's the rope? Chair's right there too.

[A knock at the door.]

Feiyah - Sir Daico...? Are you in there?

Daico - Yeah. Door's unlocked. [Tries to hide the book] Gibberish... this goddamn book-

Feiyah - Hi~ Sir Daico. Is that a sorcery book?

Daico - Uhh no? I mean, yeah. sigh Yeah it is.

Feiyah - Neat! ... So! What Sorcery did you get, Sir Daico?

Daico - Just Lava. Drop the "Sir" too. Makes me feel ancient.

Feiyah - Oh- Okay! .... [Awkward silence]

Daico [Internal] - She's waiting for me to ask... sigh Go on, flex on me, nerd.

Daico - So what did you ge-

Feiyah - SO! I got this super rare 8-Star Sorcery! It's Nature-based! Miss Shejia said it's the first in three years for a girl! And also-

Daico - Great job. So, what brings you here?

Feiyah - Oh?~ Do I smell... sniff sniff Jealousy?

Daico - I'll skin you alive.

Feiyah - Right! Actually, I wanted to borrow a sorcery book... to identify mine~? [Gives a cute look.]

Daico - Look, your feminine charm doesn't work on me. Just ask like a normal person.

Feiyah [Internal] - H-He saw right through me...

Daico - You want the early or late edition?

Feiyah [Internal] - How can he resist...? He's still giving me the book, but...

Daico - You forget your brain with your glasses or something? [Taps her forehead.]

[She snaps out of her daze.]

Feiyah - Oh!~~ Sorry~ I zoned out~ awkward laugh

Daico - Thought you picked the Lobotomy Sorcery or something. Anyway, here's the one I was reading.

Feiyah - Thank you~! [Flips through pages] Here it is! "Nature" and it says... [Her expression drops.]

Daico - I won't laugh, Feiyah. Go ahead and cry.

Feiyah [Tearing up] - Oh no...

Daico - Want me to read it with you? Here we go. 3... 2... 1...

Both - "Nature is an 8-Star Sorcery focused entirely on supportive abilities, with little to no combat use."

Daico - Womp womp, Feiyah. Better luck next time.

Feiyah - You're a jerk, Sir Daico...

Daico - Type shit.

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