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Why am I an artifact

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Synopsis
"Jace is a 10-year-old kid (at least for now) who ran away from the church after they decided to sell him because of his magic. While trying to find a place to stay, he meets an old man and strikes a deal to help him in exchange for shelter. Surprisingly, the old man turns out to be a legendary warrior from his prime - and a noble! Now, under the old man's strict discipline, Jace is forced to enroll in an academy."
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1 : trying to find a place to sit still

My name is Jace.

I live in a church with the church father and sisters.

I don't know anything about family, just grateful to be here and... pray.

Yeah, that's what every kid will tell you.

Well, I don't pray too much.

You might think being in church is cool but nah bro.

I get hit if I do any mistake.

Well, I should be hated.

But still, I'm a kid.

We are treated like airheaded shits.

Sisters are living hell.

Every time I see them, my blood boils.

So I decided to leave from there.

Because I don't want my blood pressure to increase these days.

Healers are too damn stupid.

And in the future, they might be even sloppy jerks.

But that's not even the main reason why I ran out of there.

They planned to sell me.

I'm not a frickin' object, you know what I mean?

That's just inhumane and with a low price that can't even buy meat for a month.

I ran as fast as I could, didn't even look back.

I reached a new city and people approached me saying they're gonna help me find my family.

Of course, I used my cute face to lie to them and they said after waiting...

...for 3 hours or so they said don't worry, you're gonna enjoy your time with us, come to our house until we find your family, then they took me in.

...

I was surprised actually—they gave me a whole lot of food and money as well, saying that it will help me when I get back to my family.

Unfortunately, they already had put some poison in my drink.

I drank it and slept on my bed.

At midnight,

The footsteps of someone were echoing.

It got even more and more louder.

Then it gently touched the door and slowly opened it and the shadow was getting more and more vivid when it approached me.

And then a punch aimed for my neck—I kinda don't fight.

Damn. BOOM! SLAM!! Punch on his face, head.

Well, actually I was made to fight.

His face was hilarious.

He began to bleed and coughed too much blood.

And he even lost his consciousness.

The other one didn't even come to check on him—he thought it was me, well yeah.

A punch in my neck.

Is that how they activate the poison? It barely had effect on me.

I just went down,

Trying to find something like a file storage box and found some kids who got abducted and sold out.

I walked to the living room and put them all there.

And then the other one saw the file storage box.

He came and said "Why you touching it again bruh... wait you aren't by... wait... was the one..."

I said "Die worthless jerk,"

And used my hand as my sword.

STABBED!! Him lightly though, lightly.

And he fell on the ground.

Then he saw me and said "How are you doing this, you are a monster."

Then I replied "Nope, just an artifact."

Then he said "What are you trying to do with the files?"

I said,

"Just watch."

I got all the files around the house.

Then I got out and fired some rainbow fireworks that only magic users and holy knights have—but I can recreate it.

So yeah.

I exploded 2 times.

And left the door wide open and took some additional money and got out walking and then...

The magic knights came and saw the files and they took them with them and all the fight and I left walking.

Doing nothing. I actually enjoyed their company.

Dancing as a kid, of course.

I went to a bar and then I got in and sat on the chair, leaned and put my small legs on the table and then continued watching.

Everyone was impressed by how I acted.

Then a beast girl came.

She was playing it model.

She said "Ohhhh... you look cool but it's not a place for kids... sweetie."

But then I said the gentleman saw her blush and shamed.

I put my hand on the table.

Said "You look cute too, come on sit, why don't we talk?"

She laughed her ass off.

Then I said to her "Why are you laughing baby? I'm serious, come on sit and let's discuss this."

And she laughed again and she even held her tummy while laughing.

And I said "What part of me do you think is cute? Let me—I know your series."

The boys couldn't hold it anymore.

They approached me and asked to sit here.

Then I said "It's okay, sit kid, sit down."

Me about my life and all.

Then I told them craps about how I lived with a dragon.

They all were laughing.

Then one of them said "Aren't you this kid who is wanted in that post?"

Showing that damn church post.

Then I said "See ya all,

I gotta go fast."

Then one of the hunters said "Get back! You can't get out!" and he was big like damn.

So I said "May I ask your mother's body size?"

He said "What?"

Then I said "It's almost impossible—your mother is so small but gave someone like you birth. This is what they call God's miracle."

Then he got angry and punched the ground.

BOOM!!!

Damned him in his baldie head.

I jumped on his back.

He actually fainted.

I walked on him. I got out and walked the night.

Until I found a damn restricted place and then I enjoyed my time there.

Then after that...

I left like a true King.

I got the food I took from those stupids so I ate it and fell asleep.

Then I walked out of it, then I got into a famous restaurant—not widely used, it cost a fortune.

So I got in and ate as much as I could.

And got out of there.

Then there I paid for the food and now I'm broke.

Well, that's it.

How am I supposed to make money?

And I'm 10 years old.

Then...I got an idea.....(To be continued)