Part 1: The Isekai Special
Victim #42,169:Lee Jihoon, 28, unemployed, currently sobbing into a convenience store ramyeon.
"Why does everything suck? If I died, maybe I'd get reborn in a better—"
H O N K.
Truck-Kun's headlights flared like the eyes of a demonic cat spotting its prey. Jihoon turned—just in time to see:
- A glitter-pink bumper sticker: "Honk if you wanna isekai!"
- License plate: "Y3ET3D"
- The grille twisted into a cheeky ^_^ face.
SPLAT.
Jihoon's soul pancaked onto the asphalt. As he peeled himself off, a neon ticket materialized in his hand:
"ONE-WAY TRIP TO FANTASY WORLD #7,183
WARNING: HERO CLASS ALREADY TAKEN. YOU ARE NOW A… [DICE ROLL] …SENTIENT MOP."
Jihoon screamed. Truck-Kun's radio blasted "Another One Bites the Dust" as it vanished into the night.
Part 2: The Unluckiest Lich
Beneath a nearby oak tree, Darius clawed his way out of the dirt—again. His bones rattled with the echoes of 137 lifetimes of humiliation:
- Life 12: Reborn as a hero's training dummy.
- Life 45:A sentient toenail in a dragon's lair.
- Life 137: A haunted chamber pot (his lowest point).
He yanked off his phylactery—a Truck-Kun air freshener—and crushed it.
"No more,"Darius hissed, summoning his Necro-Nokia 3310(ultimate undead weapon).
Part 3: Divine Retribution
Truck-Kun, now parked atop a cloud (its Divine Truck Stop), reviewed the day's isekai stats:
- Souls Delivered:42,169
- Complaints:42,168
- 5-Star Ratings: 1 (from a masochist reborn as a slime)
Suddenly, its Cosmic GPS beeped:
"WARNING: MALICIOUS ENTITY DETECTED. THREAT LEVEL: SALTY."
Darius' face pixelated onto the screen, his eye sockets burning with rage.
"Oh shit,"muttered Truck-Kun. "Is that Toenail Guy?"
Cliffhanger:
Darius' Necro-Nokia lit up with a cursed text:
"UR TRUK IS GARBAGE. 1V1 ME, COWARD. -D"
Want Chapter 2? Sneak peek:
- Truck-Kun's Panic:"Why is my divine insurance rate spiking?!"
- Isekai Bureaucracy: A paper-pushing god audits Truck-Kun's "overworked" isekai quota.
- Airplane-Sama's Entrance:"Pathetic, Truck-senpai. Let me show you how to really ruin lives."