In the beginning, there was Nothing.
And Nothing was bored out of its nonexistent mind.
It tried being Everything for a while, but that was exhausting. So it compressed itself into a single point of infinite annoyance—a Black Hole.
"Finally, some drama,"it thought, slurping up stars like spaghetti. But even destruction grew tedious.
One day, it witnessed a car crash on a distant planet. The screaming. The chaos. The insurance claims.
"…Beautiful."
And so, the cosmos shuddered as the Black Hole reshaped itself into something far more sinister:
A 2006 Toyota Hilux with god complexes.
Truck-Kun was born.