"That's right, a tractor. If a truck had been speeding towards that girl, she would've noticed it and gotten away..."
(Are the Girls so Attentive these days...
I remember Girls Crossing Central Roads...
GTA Players:(Demiurge's Smile)...)
Huh???
"Eh, but what about me? Did I die after getting hit by the tractor???"
"No, you died from shock. You thought you were ran over by a truck and went into shock. I've been doing this for a long time, but you're the first to die in such a hilarious way!!!"
(Truck-kun:Shame on you Tractor...
Main Server:Shame on you Tractor...
Truck-God:Shame on you Tractor...
Tractor-Kun:...
Main Server(Tractors):...
Tractor-God:...)
"..."
"Because of your close call with the tractor, you lost consciousness and control of your bowels, and you were sent to a nearby hospital. As the doctors and nurses were laughing and saying'How Fucking Stupid Man!!!, you didn't regain consciousness and your heart failed..."
"Shut up–! I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear something so humiliating!!!"
The girl walked to my side as I cupped my ears and smiled deviously, leaning close to my ears...
"Your family reached the hospital, but before they could feel the sadness from their loss, they couldn't help but burst into laughter upon hearing your cause of death..."
(Truck-kun:Oh Pitiful Kazuma(Crocodile Tears)
Main Server:Oh Pitiful Kazuma(Crocodile Tears)
Truck-God:Oh Pitiful Kazuma(Crocodile Tears)
Tractor-Kun:Oh Pitiful Kazuma(Crocodile Tears)
Main Server(Tractors):Oh Pitiful Kazuma(Crocodile Tears)
Tractor-God:Oh Pitiful Kazuma(Crocodile Tears)
Kazuma:...
Kazuma was just Sitting like his soul had flown to Tri-Solaran Star System...)
"Shut up, shut up! This can't be real! How can there be such a useless way to die? This is unbelievable!!!"
Looking down at me squatting with my head in my arms, the girl covered her mouth and laughed....
"… Well, that ends my de-stressing session. This is our first meeting, Satou Kazuma-san. My name's Aqua. I'm a goddess that guides young people who die in Japan(A Certain Maker of Destroyer and Crimson Demon Mages:To funny Perverted Life) Now, putting aside how funny your demise was, you now have two options."
This Goddess Cow!!!
Forget it, being worked up would just delay the progress of the conversation; I just need to bear with This Brainless Goddess Filled with Water...
"The first option would be reincarnating and beginning a new life; the other option would be staying in a place sort of like heaven and living the life of a retirement home..."
What a lazy way to describe the options...
"Eh, well, how's the place that's sort of like heaven? More importantly, what do you mean by 'retirement home'???"
"Heaven isn't as great as you humans would imagine. You don't need to eat after dying and won't be able to make any food naturally; there aren't any ingredients nor necessities for you to use anyway. I'm sorry if I disappointed you, but there's nothing in heaven. No television, no manga and no games. Only other people that've died before you. Moreover, since you're dead, you can't do anything kinky. You can't since you don't even have a fucking Body and Big Rod. The only thing you can do is bask in the sun with your predecessors and chat... Forever...(Otaku Netizens:Is this Hell?So Horrifying???)"
No computer games and no entertainment? Rather than heaven, that'd be closer to hell...
However, to become a baby and restart my life…
No, that was the only option...
Looking at my disappointed face, the goddess smiled and said:
"Hey… You don't want to go to a boring place like heaven, right? However, asking you to let go of all of your memories and start again as a baby's the same as erasing your existence, since your memories will be gone. And so, I've great news for you!"
For some reason I was skeptical...(Bronya:Duhhh It's Watery Goddess after all)
Aqua said to the wary me with a smile,..
"Do you like games???"
Aqua confidently explained her so-called good news...
Just A World Next Door, there was another world with a Demon King...(Koichi Yasaka:???)
In addition, with the attack of the Demon King's army, that world fell into crisis....
There were magic and monsters in that world...
To put it simply, it was a fantasy world like the famous games Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy...(Comedy God:Nods His Head with Shining Eyes)
"The people who died in that world were killed by the Demon King's army and were very afraid, saying that they didn't want to die like that again. Therefore, almost all of the people who died rejected reincarnating in that world again. More specifically, that world will end if this continues since babies will cease to be born there. Hence, we'll solve that problem by sending the dead from other worlds over, right? That's how it is..."
What a sloppy immigration policy...
As Expected of the Water Brain...
"And since we're sending people over, we should find people that've died young and still yearn to live and send them over with their original body and memories. It'll be meaningless if they were to die immediately after going over, so we'll grant a privilege to all of those going to that world, allowing them to take one thing they like. It may be a powerful ability, an exceptional talent or a god-level weapon. What do you think? It might be another world, but you can live once more. For the people of that world, someone will appear who can fight immediately. How about it? Isn't this great news???"
(Aezeroth:This Advertisement is Worse than an 'It's me' Scam)
I see, it did sounds like a Great News(Scam)...
To be honest, this made me excited(Horny???)...
I knew I liked games, but I never would've imagined that I'd be able to enter a world that was just like my favourite computer games...(Aezeroth:Glances at with Pitiful Eyes)
However, before that...
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