As the Two of us entered we immediately went to our famous Adventurer Guild Receptionist the Big Luna Chan...
I had already discussed with Iris as I was a Mage as Kazuma should focus on Archery while Darkness was a Meat shield(hahahaha) and Megumi was a one Shot missile launcher as Aqua was also a Good Priest if you forget her antics so Iris will Serve as an Offensive swordswoman as I will see what happened to Yunyun...
I remember Cecily also came here once but I don't know whether it will happen again...
Thinking so I looked around and saw Kazuma and His Part sulking and on the Adventurer board I also saw the request they Posted...
"Immediate Opening...
A cozy and Harmonious part...
(And all Kinds of exaggerated crap...)
Only Advanced Jobs Required..."
I looked at the Requirements and Aqua's shit and shook my Head as I looked at the Place around me and Went to Kazuma with Iris...
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(Kazuma's POV)
Recap...
I am Satou Kazuma...
My start was rather too funny...
Let me reiterate my glorious Tale of Sowing shit...
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"Satou Kazuma-san, welcome to the afterlife. Unfortunately, you've died. It might've been short, but your life's now over..."
Someone suddenly spoke to Kazuma in a pure white room...
The sudden turn of events confused Kazuma...
In the room was an office desk and a chair, and the one who announced that my life was over sat on said chair...
If there was a goddess(Watery), she had to be it...
Her beauty was beyond the idols shown on television, as Satou's small Brain couldn't take it...
She had long, silky smooth blue hair...
She seemed to be about my age...
She Had Average Breasts, and had a light-pink Shawl draped over her clothes...
A long sash-like shawl worn by Angels...
The (Water Brained) beauty blinked her eyes, which were the same blue colour as her hair, and stared at me as Kazuma tried to figure out what was going on...
Kazuma thought about what had happened moments ago...
Kazuma usually cooped himself up in his Glorious Castle(Home), so it was rare for Kazuma to go outside...
To purchase a limited first-release version of a popular online game(To give Pilgrimage to the Gods of Gaming Worlds and empty his own pitiful pocket), Kazuma got up early to queue up...
Society addressed people like Kazuma as a hikikomori(Shut-ins)...
After buying the game, it was time to return home to play to my heart's content( Continue Shut-in Business)...
Kazuma was in a great mood as Kazuma anticipated this while walking home but at that moment…
A girl was looking down on her cell phone and walking before Kazuma...
From her uniform, she would've been studying at the same school as Kazuma(But he obviously didn't know her being the fucking NEET Kazuma was)...
After seeing the lights turn green, the girl didn't check traffic(The Most Common Problem of such Brainless Girls who think the Whole World should stop for them) and crossed the road immediately...
A large shadow loomed toward her...
It had to be the Legendary Truck-kun(God of Isekai) heading toward her at High Speed(Light Speed)...
When Kazuma came to his senses(Delusions), Kazuma knocked the girl away...
(Truck-Kun:Nooooooooooo why did you have to Knock the Cute girl away but Instead got this Shitty NEET...
Ohhhhhhhh its Kazuma then it's alright...
The God of Comedy will surely give me Full Marks...)
After that…
Mysteriously calm(Internally Freaking out like a piece of Shit), Kazuma asked the Beauty(Water Brain) before me "May I ask one thing???"
The beauty nodded in response to my question...
"Please, go ahead..."
"The girl that was knocked away by me, is she still alive???"
That was the most important thing...
That was the first and last time I'd done something worthwhile...
If I hadn't managed to save her in time despite betting my life, that would've been frustrating...
"She lives! But she fractured her leg..."
Thank goodness...
I didn't die in vain; I did something good at the very end...
Seeing me acting relieved, the beauty tilted her head and said...
"But, she wouldn't have been hurt if you hadn't knocked her away..."(HAHAHAHAHA)
"Huh???"
What'd she say???
"The tractor would have stopped before hitting the girl. I mean, it was just a slow tractor after all. That means that your unnecessary meddling by acting like a hero made things worse tehehe!!!"(Truck-kun:Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!)
What's with this? This was the first time I met this girl...
It might've been rude, but I felt like beating her up...
Wait, hold it. I thought I heard something more important just now...(Of Course you did Lol)
"What'd you say? A tractor? Not a truck???"
(Truck-kun: Nooooooooo, Why couldn't I score Kazuma...
Truck-kun:I have obviously sent too many people Isekai But Why not Kazumaaaaa....
Truck-kun:Why????????????????
Truck-kun:Requesting Support from the Truck God.....
Said Truck-kun as he Called to the Main Server...
Truck-Kun:I couldn't score Kazuma...
Main Server:Message Received...
Main Server:Applying Protocols for Reversing Time and Hitting Kazuma 10 Times...
Main Server:Protocols Failed...
Main Server:A higher Level Energy has Interferred...
Truck-God:It's useless...
Truck-God:%!#@!$^%$ is currently inside that Universe...
Truck-God:I was also thinking of Hitting Kazuma 63 times...
Truck-kun:Why 63 times???
Truck-God:Because you will have to hit the 64th time...
Truck-God:I knew Truck-God Loves Kazuma...
Kazuma:...
Main Server:Time Reversal Protocols Failed...
Main Server:You are on your own...
Truck-kun:It's fine...
Truck-kun:If one Truck Fails then 10,000 more shall Arise...
Truck-kun:Calling for Reinforcements...
Main Server:Verifying Calls...
Main Server:Executing the Feasibility of Request...
Main Server:Execution Possible...
Main Server:Sending 523 Trucks to the Designated Area...
Truck-kun Looking at the Screen Smiled...
Truck-kun:I may Have lost 1x Kazuma(Legendary)...
Truck-kun:I will Prove my Self by Sending 1046 More...
Said Truck-kun as he Affirmed his own Decision...
Truck-God:Good Job Son!!!
Truck-God:Remember!!!
Truck-God:Only those Trucks Win who Never Give-up...
Truck-God seeing his own Descendents like that was truly thrilled beyond Relief...
Truck-God:My Descendents have a Bright Future...
Tractor-Kun:...
Main Server(Tractors):...
Tractor-God:...)
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