Author's Note: I am not an editor or a professional writer. I will write this and edit it to the best of my ability. I also do not own Uma Musume, which is owned by Cygames. Watch the animes and read the mangas, for they are pretty good. Finally, please enjoy.
Mysterious Viewer POV
My family and I are watching the FSRL's Super Major in Argentina. We heard someone hired assassins from the underworld to kill some people there and ruin the whole event. We were used to the nature of these things because we were all born and raised in the criminal underworld. Which is like growing up in the streets, but with a lot more crime and death. My gang is formed with my family, both blood and adopted.
I am an Uma Musume who had 3 other Uma Musume sisters. First is my second in command, Moonlight Dawn; she's loyal and brilliant, but always second to me. Then there's my youngest sister, Little Bambi, a clever informant able to get any information and infiltrate any place. Now, my final sister, who is younger than Dawn but older than Bambi, is Tyrant Rose, a complete and utter coward. She ran from every fight and couldn't stand against intimidation.
We tried to kick her out peacefully, but she was too cowardly to leave. That's why when my girlfriend Khan offered a way to deal with her, I didn't even listen to the details. I immediately agreed, and she was taken to Japan soon after. I just didn't know she would be dead soon after. None of us cried after learning what happened, but I still felt guilty for not listening to the details.
We watched as the plan was destroyed by one crazy Uma Musume, and soon the tournament continued. We had no connections with the attack, so we were fine. That's when Bambi asked me," Earth to All Breaker, can you hear me?" It seems I was zoned out, thinking. I then snapped out of it and answered," What do you want, Bambi?"
She then puffed her cheeks cutely saying," You weren't listening. I asked if we could watch the rest of the tournament even though the plan didn't go through." I sighed and responded," Fine, we paid for the broadcast, so we might as well use it. Also, it might be a good idea to keep an eye on the Broncos." "Yay," Bambi cheered, and so did the rest of the gang watching after she announced what I said.
I love these idiots, what would I do without them? Still, the Broncos do interest me as the league seems to protect them very well. The next race was about to begin, and it was the league's most violent and unpredictable race. The obstacle race has always been a brutal watch, with so many injuries happening. The players arrived, and the cameras zoomed in on them.
Soon, the camera zoomed in on the player the Bloody Broncos sent in to run. Agent Ruby was on screen, and we were all speechless. Oh, my goddesses, it's Rose. I know what my family fucking looks like even when we wear costumes. Maybe it isn't because we've been in disguise so many times or worn covers during missions.
No, I just know my family that deeply; they could wear an entire mascot costume and have amnesia, and I can fucking recognize them instantly. Dawn spoke first," Breaker, is that Rose!?" Bambi answered for me, saying," That's definitely big sis Rose, all right. I'm the one who put on her gear when she was trying to run away from missions, so I recognize her no matter what she's wearing." Dawn then asked," She's alive, I thought she died thanks to your jerk boyfriend?"
The gang was in chaos as others were loudly screaming in surprise and outrage. I then slammed my arms down on my chair and screamed," Enough, all of you!! Yes, I'm as surprised as everyone here that she's still alive, but it seems she's finally taken the hint and moved on. Now she has to race one of the most brutal races in existence, and I, for one, am looking forward to seeing what she will do." Bambi then smiled, saying," Yeah, let's cheer our sister on!"
We watched Rose have a civil conversation as the team members of the other teams wanted to thank Chestnut for saving their teammates. Rose just wanted them to do their best and come at her with everything they've got. She earned their respect, and it surprised us that she didn't cower away and ask them to go easy on her. Dawn then spoke, saying," She's grown up a bit, hasn't she?" I agreed, nodding in approval.
The back gates opened, and they lined up at their pods. Rose was calm as she stretched and bounced up and down, before doing a strange pose in her pod. The front gates opened, and soon the race began. They all tried to attack Rose immediately, but she avoided every attack as she danced around them. She's always been good at running away, but her free running and parkour abilities are an amazing surprise.
They tried to chase her down and even get in front of her to block her. That's when she started moving her legs and body side to side. Soon, those following her fell over, caught in their own feet. The commentary screamed," Oh my goddesses, she broke their ankles!!!" Everyone screamed in the room, especially me, I had never seen that in my life.
She used her incredible agility and body control to make them all fall. She even led those chasing her, who recovered quickly enough, into crashing face-first into obstacles and tripping over themselves as she went ahead. The entire gang was screaming and cheering as they watched. Soon, Rose was so ahead that some of her opponents used gear to launch themselves at her as she ran on top of the track using parkour. Rose spotted them, then timed it to land on top of the first racer using her as a stepping stone.
She then backflipped off her and perfectly landed on top of the second person's face. She then launched herself off and landed on top of an obstacle running ahead. The Commentators screamed," RUBY, RUBY, THE FUCKING SHOW MAKER AGENT RUBY!!" Still, they didn't give up as one quickly chased her after launching herself nearby. She grabbed a bat hidden in the rocks and swung at Rose.
Rose spin dodged, and got close to her attacker, before delivering a punch out of the spin. It was a spinning straight punch, and it knocked the fucker out. We were shocked, she could actually fight now. Plus, she was way too good and too honed to have only started practicing a few months ago. Ruby soon crossed the finish line in first place, smiling with absolute confidence.
She smiled and bowed to the crowd, and soon moved out of the way as the others finished. They were exhausted and beat up, with some racers not even making it to the end. The interview soon began, and the interviewer asked Rose," That was amazing, Ruby, so do you have anything to say to your competitors after such a performance?" She answered, sweaty and pumped up," Don't offer to go easy on me when you can even touch this!!" "Oh~ "everyone, including me, was screaming as we heard what she said.
That's when a set of hands wrapped around Rose, and we saw it was one of her teammates, Agent Celeste. Celeste screamed," Ruby, that was amazing!" She lifted her up and soon put her down, with the next scene making the room quiet. Rose spoke shyly, saying," R..Really y..you think so? It wasn't t..that im..impressive.." Our mouths were all agape as we realized Rose was in love with her.
Everyone went quiet as Rose went from boastful to shy within moments with Celeste's presence alone. Celeste then spoke, saying," You've got to be joking, Ruby, that was amazing!" Rose then blushed, saying," Really..? Guess I'll do it again in the future." Celeste nodded, and soon both left the screen, walking back to their area.
Soon, the broadcast turned to the commentary table talking about the last race. Bambi got up, saying," Gonna go out and practice my parkour." She left with Dawn, following her, saying," Yeah, I wanna try that spin punch Rose did at the gym." She then turned to ask me," Sis, what are you gonna do now?" I didn't want to admit I wanted to go out to learn the ankle breakers Rose did, so I just stayed quiet.
Now, as I left, the rest of the gang kept watching the tournament. Only some guards followed each of us sisters. Maybe I should also call Khan about my sister being alive? I soon walked away, wondering how Rose did that move. Today was truly a wonderful day.
Bio Kind POV
My team is as crazy as ever, especially Hype. Still being in Healing Break, one of the best teams, isn't bad. It could definitely be worse, as I am very infamous for what I've done. People have hated me for the things I've done, such as injuring competitors and being a hired gun by the NRL and other factions. I injure superstars permanently if possible.
Heck, some groups even put me in the league so they can call upon me anytime if someone needs to be taken out. They know I'm good since I can make injuries look like accidents or frame someone else. The rumors about me have caught up to me before as I've been kicked out of teams, suspended, and fined. I'm currently the most watched by officials and security, that's why I usually stick to Obstacle races unless I'm paid to go somewhere else. I'm still on top teams cause I'm talented; if I weren't, I wouldn't be in this league.
My in-game reputation is one thing, but my off-field activities are way worse. Gang activity, crimes, gambling, violence, women, and so much more. As I said, I know how to hide my tracks, and I'm very talented. My toughness is very high, my speed is one of the best, and mix that with my combat abilities, precision, and ruthlessness. You get me a player who can end careers. The events earlier with the assassins didn't involve me, but it was a good idea to lay low and not participate in the next race.
I even gave my spot to someone else, and stayed put. Now the race began after the other teams thanked the Broncos for saving their ass last race. Which I get, but at least the one they sent in, Ruby or whatever, ask them to do their best. The race began, and boom, instant classic. The ankle breakers made everyone pop out loud; even the other teams reacted in amazement and shock as it happened.
Next, the parkour was exquisite as she used those who launched themselves as step stones midair and launched herself forward. Finally, the spin punch to end it was amazing. Once it ended and everyone else was either eliminated or had finished, the interview began. During the interview, she pumped her chest, saying," Don't offer to go easy on me when you can even touch this!!" I was reacting with everyone in joy, but then the unexpected happened.
Another member of the Bloody Broncos showed up, and I immediately recognized her. That was my supposedly dead ex-girlfriend, Sweet Pollen. I've seen her in many outfits and with no outfit at all. I know what she looks like with a mask on. She used to be so obsessed with me, I got sick of her and sent her to a certain karaoke place to not see her anymore.
Now I see her flirting with someone else. I'm gonna break that fuckers legs, but I look around and know it wasn't the right time. I'm not stupid enough to risk everything because I got emotional. Soon, I was watching them interact, and a terrible emotion took over me. How dare that bitch take what is mine, how dare you move on you bitch.
I am the center of your universe; I should be the only one that matters to you. I threw you away, why does that matter, I have the right to do whatever I want with my belongings. No one should be allowed to take whatever is mine, even if I discard it. I hated it, I hated how they talk to each other, how they talk romantically. I want to destroy Agent Ruby with my bare hands.
That's when my phone rang. My racing outfit had pockets to keep many of the tools I might need. Soon, I looked at who was calling, and in the message it read," Next Target: Agent Ruby, Team: Bloody Broncos, Reward: $500 Million, plus Benefits." I smiled with a big smirk, feeling absolute joy in this job. Now it's time to prepare.
Tyrant Rose POV
The team is gathering around KiWi, honestly praising her, but also asking what the fuck just happened. Vic was openly worried in a cool way, Mama and GW are mysteriously silent for some reason. Gray is talking to Jo, as she suspected she was involved in this mess. Rain, ImP, Spice, BlaD, Sweets, and Norn were celebrating with KiWi. Finally, Lily and Jo congratulated each other from a distance.
Soon, the preparations were completed, so I entered the field. There I was, appearing in front of the players of the other teams. I was surprised when, instead of violence, threats, or trash talk, they came to thank KiWi. They wanted me to send the message, which I agreed to. Still, some even offered to go easy on me, which irked me, but I calmly just told them," Girls, just do your best, and let's have a competitive race."
Which I meant cause my last race was so boring. Now I get to go on an obstacle race, something this exciting can't be held back by them holding back. They all looked at me with respect, and soon they left, and I noticed drone cameras being added all of a sudden. It seems they wanted to keep an eye on everything after what just happened. They now had a closer look at everything and enhanced the viewership experience.
Soon, the bell rang, and the pod gates opened to let us in. Soon, I got inside it and got ready. I already knew what my plan was and what I could do in any situation. I had help from Vic, Gray, and Jo to perfect everything I needed. I also got help from Tsukasa and Yuto for strategies and information on my race. Soon the race began, and the gates opened.
I burst out on a controlled pace, but I soon saw everyone else trying to surround me and block me off. They knew if I was loose, they couldn't catch me, so they're trying to block me off, surround me, and break me down. I knew what I had to do. I was used to doing different sports and martial arts in my past life, so I added some moves from other sports into my arsenal. First, while running forward, I started using my body to sway side to side, which I learned from dance lessons and martial arts.
This made it hard for them to lock me down and confused them. Then I used my football, soccer, and basketball experience to move my feet sideways and forward. Soon they followed to contain me, too bad their ankles gave out, and they couldn't catch up with what their eyes saw. They collapsed on the ground as I used my track skills to burst forward and leave them in the dust. KiWi calls it the Quantum Ankle Breaker, I honestly just wanted to utilize ankle breakers in my arsenal because of my insane agility and footwork.
I heard their cheers as I left them behind, but they didn't give up, and they chased me. I began using my parkour and free running skills on the obstacles. I love it when they don't give up and try me. I jumped high above from obstacle to obstacle. That's when I saw a high obstacle I needed to climb over and eat up my time.
That's when I saw them launch themselves using their gear, perfect. They aimed near me, so I jumped the first one while she was midair and used her face to launch myself upwards. I flipped midair, timing the next fool's launch and perfectly landing on her face. I used her as a stepping stone and got over the obstacle soon enough. They made this a bit worth it as I ran in the race, someone still chased me down.
She grabbed a bat her team hid, and soon tried to swing at me. Man, they're already stealing our strategies. I soon did a move I was taught as a kid to deal with haters. I spun, dodged his bat, used the momentum of my spin to get into her personal space before unleashing a spin front fist. I decked her face in, and it stopped my spin after my strike made contact.
She was immediately knocked out, and soon I left her behind. Thank goodness I always wear gloves, or my hands would have touched her gross face directly. I soon ran to the finish and won the race. The crowd cheering loudly and in awe of my performance made me so hype. I bowed to the crowd and soon moved out of the way as the other runners finally finished.
Soon, the interview began after I was given water and a towel. The interviewer asked me to give them a comment on my opposition. At this moment, I was so hyped up that I uncharacteristically screamed," Don't offer to go easy on me when you can even touch this!!" I heard everyone scream," Oh..~!!" Reacting to my words, the crowd went into a frenzy.
That's when a pair of hands wrapped around me, which surprised me as my instincts didn't detect it. This means I don't see it as a threat, and I immediately recognized who it was. I..it was Sweets, Hunyaa!! My blood rushed to my face, and my heart beat at an uncomfortable speed. No, not now, please let me go, Sweets, we're live!!
She began screaming, praising me, and I became a stuttering mess. Gosh darn it, I'm being so obvious, why are you so stupid, heck, everyone watching knows. Soon enough, I blacked out until we got back to our area. There, I saw my team either awkwardly looking away or laughing at me to varying degrees. I hate my life sometimes.
